Transparency? Here’s some Real Transparency

| August 21, 2012

Good grief! How stupid does the Obama campaign think Americans are? How much contempt do those Chicago elitists have for those of us out here clinging to our guns, our religion and because of them and their incompetent leader, our livelihoods? I’m referring, of course, to this latest bit of preposterousness emanating from the White House spinmeisters: the turnout crowds at Obama campaign events are intentionally small because we’re deliberately controlling access to maintain an atmosphere of intimacy between the great one and our true Kool-Aid drinkers.

Excuse me, but Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!

Sure you are, Axelrod. As any successful political campaign consultant will tell you, it’s really smart to keep the crowds small and make that really close, confidential connection. Sure it is, especially at fundraisers, hmm?. That’s a real formula for winning, know what I mean? Who wants the tens of thousands of enthusiastically cheering voters who are turning out at the Romney/Ryan events? That’s just so gauche and totally unbecoming, not to mention a testimony to the coarseness and unsophistication of those spiritual, gun-loving knuckle-draggers who unfortunately occupy such a large geographical portion of America. Bunch of damn Tea Party fools, don’t you agree Mr. Plouffe? When you and Axelrod write your book chronicling the disastrous and failed campaign you concocted in 2012, perhaps the chapter on limiting the crowds at Obama events should be titled:

Crowds? We don’t need no stinking crowds!

Truth is folks, this transparently laughable idiocy isn’t aimed at the kinds of Americans who read American Thinker; no, it’s hard targeted on those who are hopelessly unaware and eternally naive, which means most of California, New York and Michigan and all of Massachusetts and Illinois. Unaware and naive are the nicest possible excuses you can make for people willing to believe that a messianic politician really doesn’t want to be greeted at every stop by massive, adoring, idol-worshiping crowds like he was the last time around.

And these are the fools who look down their elitist noses at the rest of America…

Category: 2012 election, Barack Obama/Joe Biden

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Ranger11C

That is why they book such big venues…so they can fill them to 1/4 capacity. For the intimacy. Yea, that’s it…

Old Trooper

@1: Yep. Maybe that’s why they have been having money problems? They seem to book places at least twice as big as they need for the amount of tickets they are releasing. Maybe they will book the Super Dome to hold an intimate afternoon tea for the President and 6 lucky winners of tickets?

Redacted1775

Jesus, this is pathetic. Borderline tragic even. Regardless they get no sympathy from me. This shit has to stop before it’s too late.

LebbenB

That reminds me of the scene in “Spinal Tap” where the manager says the venues are smaller now because our fans have become more selective.

ROS

Well, they could be onto something. They get far more from a few dozen of the Hollyweird freaks than they do from a few thousand mere peasants such as we.

PintoNag

Something about making a bed and then laying in it, comes to mind…

Ex-PH2

Wow!~!

Is Mr. Axelrod off his meds or something? Is that why in July they spent $10 million more than the campaign took in? (Today’s news report)

I’m impressed at the creativity they’re —- oh, I can’t do this any more. Can’t stop giggling, either.

Do you guys think it has anything to do with pissing off voters and small business owners and other, equally pertinent individuals? Just asking.

UpNorth

Well, Ex-Ph2, it is far easier to scan for signs that would offend the The Wan, when you know that the crowd will be less than one that turns out in a small-sized town to watch the high schoolers play football.

Ex-PH2

Thank you, UpNorth. Your insightful response is deeply appreciated.

And I know I’ve been a bit cranky the past couple of days, what with those arrogant insults to business owners from our Dear Leader and all, but I’m much better now.