Fecal Four: The Final Frontier
Last day of voting for the Fecal Four, and I can think of no better way to celebrate that with perhaps the greatest song in the history of the World.
Bacon Pancake!
5 Jonathan “The Cock Inhaler” Sharkey v.
15 Timothy “Durango + Delta = Douchebag” Oliver
2 Jake “I rethunk whether I was in Astan” Diliberto v.
2 Ron “Gunny Driveway” Mailahn
Almost everyday you fall
Upon my waking eyes,
Inviting and inciting me
To rise.
And through the window in the wall
Come streaming in on sunlight wings
A million bright ambassadors of morning.
And no one sings me lullabyes
And no one makes me close my eyes
So I throw the windows wide
And call to you across the sky….
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One Word: DRIVEWAY. You him him knocking, you’re gonna let him in.
And you’ve stumped me with the lyrics. SWAG: Moody Blues?
You hear him knocking, I meant.
No, but right era.
My favorite song that is never played on radio.
Floyd. Pink. One each.
Can we just give the final award to the Cock Inhaler and call it a day?
Nicki wins.
Echoes, phenomenal (albeit incredibly long) song. Watch Live from Pompeii Echoes on Youtube.
W00T! 😀
I’d like a Sniper Photoshop of the Cock Inhaler inhaling… well… cock as my prize!
Nicki: the Inhaler will choke on the Dildo-man!
Now THERE’s a visual no one needed! I’m tasting that fruit I had for breakfast… again…
@8, which is why you should have had bacon pancakes.
I would have, but they’re having some kind of conference downstairs, and the lines at the DFAC were huge. 🙁
@4&5. I knew it was British psychedelia, it just had that feel about it. But I thought Pink Floyd was TOO obvious.
@7. For some reason after I read that I thought of that scene in “Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels” where the guy gets beaten to death with a dildo.
Damn, and I knew that one too! I actually stopped Pandora to listen to Bacon Pancakes….You made me turn off Joe Tex, “Ain’t Gonna Bump No More With No Big Fat Woman”
Three nights ago I was at a disco,
Man, I wanted to bump
I was raring to go
And this big fat woman bumped me on the floor…
Of course, I think it was Driveway’s girlfriend….Cock and Gunny in a death match!!!
Bacon pancakes… that seriously sounds so good right now!
I’m a bit disappointed, TSO. Meddle isn’t IMO all that – Floyd’s 3rd or 4th best album, tops. And I’d have thought the lyrical imagery from “Tarkus” (Part I) or even “2112” would have fit the theme better – as would have “Thick as a Brick”, for different but obvious reasons.
Yeah, I listened to somewhat obscure popular music a helluva lot in my younger days. (smile)
If only it hadn’t come from Adventure Time…I might be mildly amused by that show if my 11-year old daughter watched something else once in a while…now I’m gonna have that intro song in my head all day…
Adventure time, c’mon grab your friends, we’ll go to very distant lands, with Jake the dog and Finn the human, the fun will never end, it’s adventure time!
Yeah, I need a Crying Game shower right about now. But at least I’m not the Cock Inhaler or Gunny Driveway.
@15 Dangit. I have to remember to put the coffee cup down before I read these comments. “Yeah, I need a Crying Game shower right about now. But at least I’m not the Cock Inhaler or Gunny Driveway.” LAWLZ You’re killing me, man. XD
That damned song has been doing laps in my head for 12 hours now. I hate you, TSO.
@15 Sparky
For my kids it’s either that or Regular Show. My kids figured out real quick not to call me “Dude”!
The burning question is, why is TSO watching this? He doesn’t have kids for an excuse!!
OT- As I was just telling Sparky in an email, I didn’t even know it was a TV program, I thought it was just this catchy clip. But you better believe I am going to search the DVR for it tonight.
BTW- Is that thing a dog, a beaver, what is it?
@ TSO- has my lack of outright voter fraud changed the tally? I think we would all love a decent assessment of how close this race still is.
It’s a dog….and his pet human always wears a goofy hoodie with ears on it….The dogs name is Jake and the kid is Finn (I’m embarrased to know that, but hey, I have kids!)
LOL, you’ll find out in an hour.
Hint: It’s just about over but the crying. Finals coming up.
Wow, I’m SO glad that my kids relegate their TV watching to Shark Week, documentaries about Russian prisons and Dexter!
Meddle was the gateway to Dark Side of the Moon Hondo. Come on man! I agree it isn’t their best but it holds a special place in my heart. More importantly, go Gunny!
Although it gets more play, TSO, if you were going to go the Pink Floyd route you should have gone with “Pigs: Three Different Ones” off their Animals album:
Big man, pig man, ha ha, charade you are
You well heeled big wheel, ha ha, charade you are
And when your hand is on your heart
You’re nearly a good laugh
Almost a joker
At least playing this got that fucking Adventure Time song out of my head, thank God.
The Ballduster…. where men are men, and sheep are afraid….
First of all, you should be shot for that video… now I want bacon pancakes but I have neither bacon nor pancake mix… Damn you.
As for the contest, I think we should let Gunny Driveway and Cock Inhaler fight for the prize. One on one, hand to hand, winner take nothing. Let’s see if the Sergeant Major can stand up to a Vampire!
Because, face it, a real Sergeant Major would be able to kill a vampire with their words alone!
An Old School, real deal Sergeant Major would be able to do it with nothing more than a steely eyed glance.
Two Words ….. GUNNY DRIVEWAY!
I’ll be at HAVARD all next week at a course. I pray that I won’t return with a prissy acsent and despondant attitude.
I will try to fend those off!
Just get real drunk and beat on windows going, “You like apples? I said DO YOU LIKE APPLES?”
Yeah, Damon is a libtard, but I still like that movie.
Hey, I was at the dealership all morning getting recall work done on my car. Not my fault I was not here to vote.
Jake the Dilettante Diliberto, for sure. Liar, liar, pants on fire.
Please put my vote in or I will sit on your doorstep and cry.
Thank you.