Full bird sniper on Facebook

| July 20, 2012

Yeah, this one is too easy. Someone calling themselves M. Martin is claiming to be a full bird colonel, according to a link that Jeffrey dropped off in our fan page;

Because we don’t pay colonels so much that they still have to earn it by strapping on a ghillie suit and crawl around in the mud with their rifle. Apparently, the phonies have just stopped trying.

Category: Phony soldiers

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Bobo

Only one COL M. Martin in AKO. He’s a retired arty guy living in Virginia. Color me shocked.

Jeff

I found him commenting on the picture memorializing a fallen female soldier. Just struck me as odd that someone that high ranking would put tank in their name on FB. You’re right though…they’re not even trying

Jeff

Dammit…fat thumbs “rank” not “tank”

Green Thumb

Yet another loser.

Kilo

Wow…this guy seriously isn’t even trying. Fuck him.

Spencer Alan Reiter

Fucked up like a football bat!

RayRaythesbs

B.S. There is only one position in the Army that has an officer in a Slotted B4 position, that is the company Commander of C Co. 2/29 Inf. Fort Benning, GA last I knew. Why is that? You may ask. Because that Commander is in charge of Sniper School and needs to go through the school in order to be responsible for overseeing the teaching of the course.

One company commander a year, MAYBE. doing a sniper’s job. And only REALLY doing it while he is in the school proper. And on top of that, what COL. is going to go out and do his own scouting? which snipers also do. This frickin’ poser needs to be ran through the Ghillie wash at Benning with his worthless, Shiny as hell, not blending in, “Wookie Suit” about 20 times while being stalked by feral hogs… for starters.

Patrick

I agree that it’s a little crass to have his rank as part of his name on his Facebook page, but isn’t it possible he just thought it was a cool picture and his response to the woman is a joke?

JP

Says he “retired”, that’s why not in AKO

http://www.facebook.com/UsArmyFemales/posts/279124152195863

Patrick

Ah, thanks. Hadn’t seen the rest of that, obviously. Retired should still be in AKO, so he fails there, too.

CI Roller Dude

I’m trying to think how many officers I’ve seen above 03 who can shoot….let me think…maybe one or two…with an M9 or M11….

Blackshoe

In other Facebook fraud related news…

Meet Tito Rodriguez…
https://www.facebook.com/snakeeater1985

and his buddy Richard Johnson (whose picture should be very familiar to some people here, but not for the right reasons)
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002419320951

Blackshoe

And now I see that I’m a day late to the party. Mods, feel free to delete my posts, and I apologize for bringing it up.

Hondo

Whether he’s in AKO after he retired would depend on when he retired. But if he retired in the last 15 years or so – yeah, he would be in AKO. The Army has required AKO accounts for all active and USAR soldiers since at least the mid/late 1990s. Retirees retain them after retirement.

Can’t positively say, but I believe the same is true for ARNG as well. Might have been extended to the ARNG later than late 1990s, though.

JP

He claimed he retired 21 months ago.

From his photos and lack of understanding of regs I’m guessing he wasn’t in…at all.

Hondo

If he retired 21 months ago, either (a) he isn’t using his real name, or (b) is lying through his teeth.

My money’s on (b).

jonp

page down already. pretty sure thats a sign….

bads

FYI don’t even have to retire to keep the ako. I am seriously rethinking my use of …. in typing because that faker wanna be. Way to go fake full bird you ruined that for me which is pretty standard for real fullbird idea fairies of which he is so clearly not.

I hate auto correct.

badams

Just checked the lamers FB page and it is still up just all private and what not.

Patrick

It was always private. The DD214 he mentioned was never publicly visible. I hope someone got a screen cap of all the obvious mistakes he made (chief, to me, being the claim that he wasn’t in AKO because he retired 21 months ago; any colonel would know it doesn’t work that way) because he’s deleted all of his comments now.

Matt

I saw his photo album yesterday morning BUT today, it’s now all private. I had sent this tool an email yesterday morning calling him out and I guess that combined with others going after him on there forced him to make more of his lame shit private. Doesn’t really matter though, we know the truth.

Patrick

Ah, you’re right. The photos are gone (but the DD214 he claimed was visible– and why would someone post their DD214 on Facebook?– was never there).

JP