Branum’s lifestyle change
We havent’ heard much from James Branum, the lawyer who used to hustle his military clients for their pocket change and a snooze on their couches before he helped the justice system hustle them off to jail. That’s because he’s retooled his business to cater to a wealthier clientele than military members, apparently, according to one of our ninjas who poached this photo from his Facebook presence. I guess his experience defending Naser Abdo, the child pornographer conscientious objector and potential terrorist.
I suppose fleecing unsuspecting conscientious objectors in the market for bad advice and willing to do a stint in prison for the cause is a shrinking business what with the wars ending and all. And I’m sure there’s a real market for an incompetent lawyer among the perspective poor in the gay community.
We’ve watched Branum go from living in his grandparents’ basement to this lofty station in his meteoric rise to fortune. The next step for the young barrister is a clown car full of his National Lawyers Guild buddies with which he can chase ambulances.
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I can’t help but have a sneaking suspicion that Branum might be losing these on purpose. Either way, taking a dive or just incompetant, it’s fun to see his clients get what’s coming to them.
I can’t resist changing the name to BARNUM (no offense to The Great P.T.) and his famous quotation regarding the “sucker.”