No, these are not the drones we’re looking for
Jeff Schogol will only deepen the paranoia in Chicago when they read his article in the Air Force Times;
Attention hippies and paranoid schizophrenics: No, the government is not flying surveillance drones over Chicago ahead of this weekend’s NATO summit.
A video has emerged online that purports to show an armed unmanned drone flying over Elgin, Illinois on May 12, prompting a Chicago CBS affiliate to pose the question: “Are surveillance drones flying over Chicago as part of the massive security operation for the NATO summit?”
Actually, no.
Well, Jeff, for one thing, you’ve been reading TAH too long if you call them hippies. And for another, by denying that there are drones flying over Chicago to watch them, that will only confirm their suspicions. These are the same people who thought the CIA was flying tiny mechanical insects to film them in Lafayette Park five years ago. The more you try to dissuade them from their paranoid beliefs, the more they’ll believe it. They’re also the same people who think that by making gasoline more expensive, we’ll find an alternative energy source faster. They believe the most nonsensical crap.
What makes more sense is that the government will use drones to monitor all of the whacko veterans who will be at Richmond, VA’s Welcome Home parade. Cuz we know those folks are more likely to be violent. And they’ll be catching the PTS from each other.
However, I’ve heard that if smear your body with, oh, let’s say vinegar, drones can’t see you. Someone told me that dog feces does that, too, but that just sounds ridiculous. I’d go with the vinegar. Maybe vinegar with chili pepper. And melted butter.
Category: I hate hippies
Don’t forget the tobasco sauce, it seriously screws up the IR on the drones…
tell the hippies: “yes, they are in fact flying drones, and tiny flies with cameras. The flies work great, because they are drawn to people who don’t shower and stink like hippies. They are also montering their thoughts and call phones. there might be some undercover hippies–they’ll be the ones who don’t stink because they go home at night and take a shower. (watch them go around sniffing people.)
The only question which remains is if the fighters, which are directed to shoot down any aircraft within the temporary no fly zone, will shoot down drones which are not there.
You simply have to wonder how freaked out the hippies got when they saw the full-sized aircraft flying around this morning if the mere thought of a drone caused so much consternation. Oh, NO!
Wonder if it’s too late to set up a consession stand selling vinegar spray bottles to them. Pickled hippies anyone?
Wait, wait, wait….Lilyea? Weren’t you the one that got the FAA numbers off that helicopter flying over the Square & Mall that day? Or was it TSO & Sniper? I believe I still have the photographic evidence er *proof* the loons offered up though…You really got to see this picture, Roller Dude. lol
Street – those were “news” choppers. Uh-huh.
*sarcasm*:
Man, CBS CHICAGO reports ALL THAT MATTERS .
(Mental state checkup required for their “reporters.”)
OWB…Oh! So, THAT is what they were…Uh-huh!
heh……. I so love the psyops stuff with the hippies. I used to have tons of fun with the Protest Warrior bit, got some great flyers and poster ideas from Concrete Bob and his evil minions.
Many years back we got a whole gaggle of them to move further up the street from us because we said we were part of the Klan and the American Nazi party, there to be with them in solidarity against Bush’s “Jew-Backed Oil War”. We said the newsletters asked all the local Klan and Nazi groups to come on down and swell the ranks. The fact that most of us had black T-shirts and shaved heads only reinforced their paranoia. They so wanted to say they agreed with us, but couldn’t openly say that.
Anyway, they vacated the area set aside for their protest gathering. After about half an hour of them being gone, one of our guys pointed that fact out to the local cops. they then went over and told the protesters to either shove off or go back to their assigned area. It was a precious time, I tell you.
You can really get the hippies going if you know which buttons to push. 🙂
We used to find the dirtiest, scraggly, stinky hippie, watch him for a while, and when he/she started to get really vocal, we’d go over and say, just loud enough for others to hear us, “hey, dude, thanks for the info on the guy with the slingshots, rocks, whatever”. Then we’d reform the line and wait.
Inevitably, they hippies turned on their fellow hippie. Great fun…..
Well, there’s nothing wrong with their self-importance, if they seriously think the government is going to send drones out after them. I agree with Jonn; it’s more likely the drones would be used on the vets.
That’s absolfrickinglutely priceless, UpNorth. lmao!
Govt shills and NSA spooks, the whole lot of ya…on this govt sponsored disinformation blog!
(deep sarcasm here)
However, I’ve heard that if smear your body with, oh, let’s say vinegar, drones can’t see you. Someone told me that dog feces does that, too, but that just sounds ridiculous. I’d go with the vinegar. Maybe vinegar with chili pepper. And melted butter.
I just can’t let that paragraph go without comment…
Concrete Bob has his famous BBQ sauce, and THAT has many of the ingredients Jonn noted (minus the dog feces).
Does anyone else see a fund-raiser/experiment in the making?
Lilyea and CB smearing BBQ sauce on themselves to see if it hides them from the drones? I’d pay ten dollars to see that!
The “Occupy” crowd are now starting to use their own drones.
http://youtu.be/QY3nHxjM6e8