Truck guy dies in Afghanistan

| March 15, 2012

Fox News is scrolling news that the guy who drove his fiery truck on to Camp Bastion yesterday during SecDef Panetta’s visit has died from his burns. UK’s Daily Mail reports that while he was on fire he struggled with soldiers attempting to extinguish his burning ass.

His target, according to Panetta was a group of soldiers. There’s no word if they were unarmed or not, but I’m guessing “not” because they had to wrestle with the flaming clown.

So, I guess the White House will be issuing an apology for this guy’s death any minute, and for any other injuries the guy sustained as a result of the ass-whooping he got while the troops were trying to put his ass out. Not to mention an apology for polluting the environment with the burning conveyance.

Category: Terror War

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NHSparky

Nope–another update just came in–he’s alive and medium well.

0311

Not sure if joke or serious…

CI Roller Dude

After looking into this incident, I think the best way and most humane way of putting out this assclown’s fire would have been with some well placed 5.56 MM rounds.

Yat Yas 1833

And I care that he’s dead…why? I just hope no GI so much as broke a finger nail trying put this turd out.

Old Trooper

@3: They coudn’t, they were unarmed; remember?

Flagwaver

In that case, pop a couple of ventilation holes with their leatherman/gerber. Every troopie should carry some kind of a blade, even if for personal grooming habits.

NSOM

I wouldn’t have stomped on him if he were in a paper bag, on my porch.

BohicaTwentyTwo

Much like the underwear bomber, stupidity doesn’t mitigate the fact that he was trying to kill us.

UpNorth

At #7, heh…
I think the Daily Mail have gotten it wrong, maybe he struggled as the soldiers attempted to put him back in his truck.

streetsweeper

@ #9 – You should issue a *liquids alert* once in a blue moon, bro…roflmao!