The rehabilitation of bin Laden begins
Stars & Stripes reports today that bin Laden was a good father who didn’t want his kids to get into the family business, ya know, killing innocent infidels in large groups.
Zakaria al Sadah reportedly said his brother-in-law was adamant that his children “should not follow him down the road to jihad,” Fox reported.
Fox News writes;
Sadah said bin Laden advised his offspring, “You have to study, live in peace and don’t do what I am doing or what I have done.”
Since he was so adamant about the way his children were raised and educated, maybe we shouldn’t have killed him after all. That was sarcasm, if you didn’t recognize it. But it reminds me of Madonna who won’t let her spawn watch music videos…after poisoning the media, and our children, with her talentless drivel.
Category: Terror War
While many soldiers believe we fight so our children don’t have to, Bin Laden is saying he murders innocent people so his kids don’t have to. Fuck that guy. Good Madona analogy, by the way.
Hitler was reputedly very nice to his dog Blondi, too.
Really. He was a great dad? It makes me feel so ambiguous about killing him. . . NOT
I’d imagine he told his kids not to do it because we are slaughtering jihadists left and right. POS hypocrite didn’t want to see his kiddos suffer as his foot sloggers have.
– “I hoped for better for you my son, Imam Bin Laden, President Bin Laden, Caliph Bin Laden. I didn’t want you dancing on a string for the pezzonovante…”
Just goes to show that every parent everywhere wants the same thing, a better future for their kids.
I’m glad they iced him.
Fuck everyone else’s kids though. Strap bombs to their asses to kill infidels! My kids be kind and nice live in peace. Death to America!
I watched a documentary last year about Auschwitz. Apparently Rudolf Höss was a doting father to his wonderful daughters. You know, at the end of his long work day executing and torturing people.
And that’s why Bin Laden dragged his wives, kids, etc., through some of the biggest shitholes on earth, like the Sudan, Afghanistan, etc.
Reminds me of Douglas Adams…”Zafod’s (OBL) just zees guy, ya know?”