Who is running this “Occupy TAH” protest?
I don’t want to tell you how to do your job or anything, but so far this protest against us has all the cohesiveness of a BM after a week long Guinness bender.
Number of times I’ve been accosted at home or work: zero.
Number of signs I have seen demonizing me: zero.
Number of people doing illegal drugs and fornicating outside my window right now: 4.
Seriously, in the immortal words of Mr. Hand: What are you people, on dope?
Category: Politics
TSO
WRONG FOR ME!
WRONG FOR YOU!
WRONG FOR AMERICA!
NO PEACE WITH TSO!
TSO IS CHINESE FOR DEVIL!
Okay, that was rather weak, but it’s a start.
T
S
O
War Mongering HO!
TSO
GOT TO GO
TSO
Stole my Blow
hows that for a chant?
I give up! I put my computer screen on the floor, sat in a cardboard box, didn’t wash, didn’t shave, urinated on my office wall, passed Marxist literature from one hand to another, spat at a picture of a bus driver in full uniform, wore a wrinkled plaid shirt that was way too tight and yelled slogans through a paper towel roll. I even drank bottled water. Where did I go wrong? I don’t know. I really, really don’t. But I did try. TAH is just not ‘occupiable’ it seems.