Pot = Kettle? Imanutjob meet al Qaeda

| September 28, 2011

I dunno whether to cheer, laugh, or just giggle?
Al Qaeda to Iran: Stop Spreading 9/11 Conspiracy Theory

The terror group al Qaeda has found itself curiously in agreement with the “Great Satan” — which it calls the U.S. — in issuing a stern message to Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad: stop spreading 9/11 conspiracy theories.

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“The Iranian government has professed on the tongue of its president Ahmadinejad that it does not believe that al Qaeda was behind 9/11 but rather, the U.S. government,” an article reads. “So we may ask the question: why would Iran ascribe to such a ridiculous belief that stands in the face of all logic and evidence?”

Gee, I thought it was clear that The Mossad did it… Or maybe space aliens? I’m old and get the conspiracy theories confused.

Oh well, maybe this will lead to a fatwa from al Qaeda against Iran and save us the effort?

Category: Geezer Alert!, General Whackos, Historical

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Doc Bailey

I wonder what Dick Smith or Duff will have to say about this.

Flagwaver

I wonder… if Iran doesn’t stop spreading the lies, do you think Al Qaeda will attack them? Maybe bomb the Mullah’s back to the Stone Ag… oh, nevermind… UPGRADE!