To all of my assets in place around Kevin Canada…..
Nancy has a hirsute moustache, I say again, Nancy has a hirsute moustache. The credenza is against the wall, the credenza is against the wall.
He is on to us people! I just received his email:
A HURRICANE AND AN EARTHQUAKE IN NEW YORK WITHIN A WEEKS TIME NOTHING ABNORMAL ABOUT THAT, AND A COUPLE OF WEEKS BEFORE THE 10TH ANNIVERSARY OF 9/11, MORE FEAR PERHAPS. SOUNDS LIKE MORE NWO PENTAGON CRIMES. FUNNY HOW NOBODY EVER TALKS ABOUT THE CAT 4 HURRICANE ERIN SITTING RIGHT OFF NYC ON THE DAY OF 9/11, THEY USE HURRICANES IN THE FAR EAST TO CLEAN OUT THEIR POLLUTED CITES, I BELIEVE IT WAS PUT THERE TO CLEAN OUT THAT CRAP FROM 9/11.
Here is Kevin’s you tube page…
Thank God he isn’t former military….Oh wait:
I WAS ASSIGNED TO THE 10TH SPECIAL FORCES (AIRBORNE)
YA MY WIFE AT THE TIME HAD AN AFFAIR WITH ONE OF THEIR PSYCHOS, WHILE I WAS DEPLOYED OVERSEAS A RETIRING SGM, (no honor amongst thieves that’s for sure) ONE OF THOSE THREE TOUR IN NAM FREAKS (one of their heroes) ON HIS FOURTH OR FIFTH MARRIAGE. SHE MARRIED THE NUT CASE, GUESS HE MADE HER LIFE A LIVING HELL NOW THEY ArE DOING THAT TO ME. HE KILLED HIMSELF GUESS NOW THE PSYCHOPATHS? ARE AFTER ME, TRYING TO GET ME TO KILL MYSELF, NEVER HAPPEN. I’M JUST GOING TO MAKE A MOVIE AND WRITE A BOOK ABOUT THEIR CRIMES AND INSANITY THAT HAS BEEN LET LOOSE ON AMERICA.
GETTING INVOLVED WITH THESE SICK BASTARDS WAS THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, YOU TRY TO GO THE EXTRA MILE AND SERVE YOUR COUNTRY AND YOU GET TARGETED AND INVOLVED WITH CRIMINALS LIKE THIS.
And he loves IVAW, which is of course a sign of mental stability. Approach with caution, HE IS ON TO YOU!!!!!
UPDATED: A reader wrote me to ask why Kevin’s entire diatribe is in uppercase except his parantheticals and the “r” in “ArE”…It is the code by which one can decipher the hidden message, and in this case it references the third stanza of the I Ching. In code, it all reads:
I like to dutch oven myself after copious amount of legume eating. Also, Derek Jeter is my hero, and Peyton Manning is a huge sally for playing up this neck injury. Also, the spirit of Tom Brady’s cojoined twin is currently living in my Dog’s head. Like Hermann’s Head, but without that annoying chick with the high voice that is now Lisa Simpson.
Category: General Whackos
Keyboard. You owe me one. Coffee exiting nose now.
Remember when we used to be able to put people like this in a building with padded rooms…why aren’t we allowed to do that again?
I think his fondest wish is to spontaneously combust.
He would die instantly in a brilliant flash of light that would support all of his NSA killer-satellite theories. And what’s the saying about never being happier than when you’re proven right about something?
This guy is a WINNER!
If I had to guess I’d say that there are a lot of Ron Paul bumperstickers on the back of this guys’s car.
I checked out his youtube page and it’s fantastic. He even listed two phone numbers there, both for the 631 area code (Long Island). I was going to prank call him, but neither number was in service.
I was planning on telling him that I’m Special Agent Walsh from the COINTEL Progeam, that I was tailing him on the highway this morning and that he has a taillight. He might want to get that fixed.
And then watch him lose his mind…
Sorry, he has a tail light *out*.
Also, I’m guessing he wasn’t really SF. Sounds like the usual rantings of deranged lunatics.Can anyone confirm this?
Wow! # 1-5 you’re better men than I am. I quit at the 1:16 mark. I’m not a spy, but I’m fairly certain that hosting your own delusional paranoid YouTube page is the first step in counter-surveillance. Then again… maybe it is all a deception plan..wait maybe he is with the shadow government. Never mind, my brain hurts.
THEY USE HURRICANES IN THE FAR EAST TO CLEAN OUT THEIR POLLUTED CITES, I BELIEVE IT WAS PUT THERE TO CLEAN OUT THAT CRAP FROM 9/11.
If only we were so lucky. The whole East Coast could use a cleansing.
I bet he and Rick Duncan get together and have tupperware parties from time to time.
When they can ditch their COINTELPRO tails.
Words fail me, and that takes some SERIOUS doing.
JUST BECAUSE I’M PARANOID DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT OUT TO GET ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, quick observation: The meat wagon and the 2 cops were traveling in the opposite direction from you, scooter! If they were after you, they wouldn’t be going the opposite way! Plus, the cop that passed you wasn’t following you, either, otherwise he wouldn’t have passed you and kept going. The cop that was sitting was setting up a speed trap!! You fricken moron!!!
Someone is really in love with himself and his awesome set of skillz.
This guy drives worse than an asian senior citizen
Old Trooper, first, those demonically clever cops going in the opposite direction, did a mind-meld, so they knew where this jack-off was going. The one who passed him, was following him from in front of him, it’s an old surveillance tactic, trust me. And the one sitting beside the road was having coffee and donuts.
This guys gives new meaning to the word Paranoid.