CPT asks Hope Solo to officers’ ball
Yeah, OK, guys, that’s enough…you’re wearing out the goodwill and the novelty that the first one got you. if you screw up Sergeant Moore’s shot with Mila Kunis, I’ll only get nastier.
Thanks to Jeff Schogol for the link to Stars & Stripes.
Category: Military issues
That isn’t Hope Solo…
Not only are these requests wearing out “goodwill,” they make the military look like a pathetic bunch of charity cases when it comes to getting busy.
And a captain no-less has to do the lonely heart routine? Please go see the supply officer for a set of balls and some libido. Oh, and lose the Freddie Mercury porn-stache. They were decommissioned in 1987.
Enough already
Hooah!
For the love of God, please stop!!! Sir, please shave that donut duster on your lip…that is the definition of a porn-stache…
Be seeing you real soon Old Pooper!!
What’s wrong with porn staches?
But seriously, it was cute the first time, after that it just got to be annoying. Shark. Jumped.
Hey look! Sphincter’s back!! Oh goodie!!
Hey Sphincter! I thought you forgot about me, I was starting to get worried. Do you remember where and when?
Oh goody–one chew toy leaves, another arrives. Your turn in the barrel, Richterbitch.
Hey Old Trooper, where did Richter get his cyberspace derring-do? S’pose he thinks his hype will make us think he actually has a pair?
It seems to be all these fucking POGs are doing this shit. That just tells me they have too much time on their deployment.
At least have the balls to ask in person. This is getting old.
Well, Frankly, I don’t know why he has a ghey crush on me, but I haven’t heard from him in a long time, so I was worried he wasn’t coming to Minneapolis next month. Seems he is now confirming that he is. I hope he remembers to bring all his records, as well as promotion orders, transfer orders for duty stations, etc., because that’s what I asked him to bring. He called me out saying that I’m not a Veteran, blah, blah, blah. So, I told him I would bring all my records and prove him wrong, but then I told him to bring his records including his orders for the CIB, which he says he has, as well as all stuff pertaining to him being an NCO, which he claims to be. You know the drill.
So, we set up a time and place to meet up to confirm each other’s bona fides (of course there were terroristic threats made by him for our meeting, but I ain’t worried about it). I have never claimed anything of the usual claims by posers, I’m just an old Vet that served my time, did my job (and did it well), and was honorably discharged. I guess he doesn’t like an old Vet busting on posers, so he came after me when I wasn’t even part of the conversation and the rest is history.
I think, though, that I will change the place of our meeting, since I have volunteered to help out at the Richfield American Legion Post on that day (the National Legacy Run ends there that day), so it would be easier to meet there and that way we can have a beer afterwards. It’s ok, Sphincter, it’s only a few miles away from our original meeting place.
Having read the local story on this, I at least give him props for suggesting that she bring all of her single teammates as well. I do think that using your uniform, position, or rank to gain a favor (in this case, a date) is borderline “conduct unbecoming” (it’s a significant reach, though).