Duff: Of frozen terrorists and insect cameras

| May 10, 2011

Yes, Gordon Duff is still cranking out teh crazee at Veterans Today. TSO sent us this link last night. Apparently, the reason that the Obama Administration decided to assassinate bin Laden (the one who has been dead for ten years) in his compound is because the bin Laden in the compound was a “clone” and they didn’t want us to find out.

My question is; if they shot the clone and then dumped the “real” bin Laden-cicle in the sea, where’s the clone’s body?

Another reason for the decision to “thaw and assassinate” was to deliver a knockout punch to Republican presidential contenders, in particular Donald Trump, already reeling from the “birth certificate” fiasco.

Really? eighteen months before the election, they decided they needed to silence a political opponent using their best ace? Seriously? I don’t think the Obama Administration is that inept.

A ten year manhunt for a deadman who has been in a freezer in Bahrain, an arch-criminal used as a catchall boogeyman needs alot of IMAGINARINT and the JSOC, Dick Cheney’s “red-headed stepchild,” is the type of organization for just such an occasion. They are at their best when stopping imaginary attacks or tracking imaginary terror cells. In order to provide HUMINT to back up their IMAGINARINT, they kidnap and torture the odd cook or cab driver, sometimes for years on end, until they are able to force their victims to agree with anything they say.

Yeah, they kept him in Bahrain because everyone knows that the more people you let in on your secrets, the more likely it is to be kept secret, right?

Yes, the insect UAV (unmanned aerial vehicle) may exist and may be operational.

They are operational – the hippies protesting in front of the White House in 2007 told me that the CIA/FBI/NSA was taking pictures of them with the insect-mounted cameras, because, you know, it’s cheaper than asking me to take their pictures. And the CIA/FBI/NSA can never have enough pictures of hippies picking their noses.

Category: General Whackos

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NHSparky

I can’t even imagine the amount of drugs it would take to develop “logic” patterns and thought processes like those.

Claymore

Wow….just wow.

Old Trooper

This dude is beyond “teh crazee” and in to full blown batshit nuts territory.

Andy FMF

If the FBI hadn’t already been compromised by the alien-hybrids, then this would have been a perfect case for Mulder and Scully to investigate. Unfortunately, we will have to investigate this on our own. Thankfully we can count on the producers of the SyFy channel who are the pinnacle of investigative reporting.

Dave Thul

So his name was actually Osama Jenga Fett Bin Laden? Or was he related to Dolly the Sheep?

Frankly Opinionated

Dave, any connection to Dolly was purely by insertion, doing direct injection exercises.

UpNorth

Just out of curiosity, WTF is IMAGINARINT? Imaginary real time intelligence?
Andy, you apparently didn’t notice that Mulder has morphed into Dick Cheney, and Scully has morphed into Chris Matthews.
Or was it Ed,Sgt.,Schultz and Rachel Madcow?

vince

They do have insect cameras and are presently experimenting with rats and sharks, as well. You should check things out before you scoff at them.

2-17AirCav

Mercadians in the wire!

PintoNag

We DO have cameras small enough to be threaded through our blood vessels, so strapping one to something as small as a beetle is not unimaginable — theoretically. Using them in the field is a whole different game than using them in a tightly controlled, sterile scientific environment, however.