Judge to convicted molester: “…you were…gayer than a sweet-smelling jockstrap.”
Who else but TSO would have sent us this link;
Wisconsin Judge Philip Kirk sentenced a 71-year-old, former school bus driver named Delton Gorges to seven years in prison today. Gorges’ crime? Sexually assaulting four boys over the course of 40 years. Gorges, who was once married and has a child, swears he’s straight, prompting the judge to make the following observation:
“I think you were born gayer than a sweet-smelling jockstrap.”
Let that pungent image roll around in your mind for a moment, before we move on to Judge Kirk’s next comment about Gorges:
“If anyone believes that in the last 10 years or 15 years all of a sudden you developed an interest in homosexuality and young boys, then I must have looked ravishing in my prom dress this year.
I guess that’s a preview of TSO when he dons the robe one day.
Category: Legal
The question is, Jonn; what will TSO be wearing under the robe? Something fetching from the Victoria’s Secret Summer line?
Not.Enough.BrainBleach.For.This.
Please tell me this isn’t the same judge who was accused of using a penis pump during court.
No Sparky, Oklahoma had to let him go. Now you’ve given TSO an idea…
Heck, I use one while I blog, why wouldn’t I from the bench?
You keep this up, and Jonn’s gonna have to start CHARGING!
Ye g-ds and sasparilla this be a perverse thread.
Y’all are gonna need a disclaimer warning those of us who are too young for this sheeit. ROFL
I’m still waiting for some idiot to argue that men who prey on boys are not actually homosexuals, and therefore not “gay”. That one is always a howler!
Ben, I think one of the regulars here will soon pipe in on that, and explain that you have it all wrong, it’s about power, not sexuality.