Your Daily Crazy Jimmy Janos
If you’re still holding out and hoping Jesse Ventura or Jimmy Janos runs on a ticket with Ron Paul, you really need to listen to him on the Howard Stern Show;
Yes, it all makes perfect sense. Tsunamis are caused by the death star in the Northern Sky. Obviously, Darth Cheney didn’t turn over the keys in 2009. And we know they’re hiding something because they wouldn’t let the huge ritard on a military base.
Thanks to Ben for the link.
Category: General Whackos
“It’s clearly classified because they wouldn’t let me in.”
Jesus, how does this dumbass remember to breathe?
And Jesse thinks that there was no earthquake before the Indonesian tsunami of 2004? What a nutjob.
Even the 9/11 “Troofers” are trying to distance themselves from him. And THAT’S some batshit crazy right there.
The pre-2004 earthquakes were actually caused by Cheney too, we just don’t have evidence yet because they’ve hidden his flux-capacitor equipped DeLorean in a hardened bunker within Washington’s head at Mt. Rushmore….which, by the way, also houses Walt Disney’s cryogenically preserved body, the secret FBI files on the Kennedy assassination (showing that he was really murdered by the Girl Scouts for stiffing them on $300 worth of thin mints), and Jorge, the only living alien from the Roswell crash (where he lives a life of luxury given a steady stream of cigars made from Playdoh and an endless supply of Orion prostitutes dressed as slave-girl Leia from Star Wars).