I’m speechless
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Here is more background on him, and it is as fake as his photo.
Category: Phony soldiers
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What’s the “2” device?
Well, at least he got the CIB on top of that mess of other badges… Notice the military-like buttons on the suit?
Sheesh.
What rock did it crawl out from under?
Badge collector?
The badge series is all ****** up, what ribbons are those? The rest-
is that a gold plated HALO badge?
WOW! He’s got a GOLD German Air Assault badge under all those ribbons, and TWO German crosses to boot! I believe that the blue cross device is Knight of Malta, but I’m not certain.
This guy looks like someone who got a gift card to the Soldier of Fortune gift shop and just bought up crap that looked kewl. Either that, or “Time Life’s” “all the world’s military awards collection”.
I can’t believe you guys would denigrate a true and living hero like 6 star General Fatass McWannabe here.
Have you people no shame. America-haters.
You guys are just jealous because he can use his eyebrows in lieu of a parachute!
Yea TSO, a true hero in his own alternate universe. Geez, these idiots would get away with more if they would quit trying tp look like some Hollywood movie hero.
Jonn,
Did you ever figure out where this tool lives? It looks like he has a bronze oak leaf on his NDSM. WOW!!
Yep, this is a newer one on POW network.
I didn’t know Rubeus Hagrid was a highly decorated member of the US military?
ROFLMMFAO this guy looks like that Opera Tenor Luciano Pavarotti except that Luciano is dead. What fracking planet do these morons come from that makes them think they can play dress up in such god awful military fashion? Apparently they have no clue that their are real military men and women who will call them on their Bullshit.
He wouldn’t be hard to miss at vet meetings would he? Damn it boy!
Thanks Jonn…found “Khan” on POW Network. Still laughing my ass off. I thought the Dutch would know better.
Honor and Courage
Holy shitsticks:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6763238667636587350#
And here is this assmokey’s website:
Roughly translated it says that he has “fornication with more dead chickens than there are stars in the heavenly toilet bowl of infirmity. Also, his wet noodle is like that of a bull weevil with projectile dysfunction.”
I’m not sure babelfish got it all right, but that is generally it.
At least this proves one thing for sure- The US of A has no exclusive on dipshit frauds. What a dope. And the even bigger dope is anyone who falls for his schpiel.
Who knew Mr. French from a Family Affair was SF
What kills me is you have a Dutchman with German awards. In 1946, the Dutch knew how to deal with such collaborators.
This man is in serious need of being invited to a blanket party.
Sean…ROFLMAO! Mr. French…I friggin’ love it.
Honor and Courage
This begs a question- didn’t the HALO badge begin being worn in 1980 or so?
So how is this old badger able to be anywhere near of an age to get a HALO?
Just as an example of fraud…
Reminds me of Sasquatch in uniform.
Reminds me of Sasquatch in uniform.
Don’t be silly. The First Lady looks nothing like him. And she’d never be caught dead in anything as fashionable as a military uniform.
Someone has read just a few too many issue of SOF magazine.
Reminds me of Sasquatch in uniform.
Actually reminds me of what Brezhnev would look like today if you dug his ass up out of some Rip Van Winkle-like sleep or a 30-year meth bender. Especially with that mutant caterpillar over his eyes. Jesus, you’d think a snake-eater high-speed low-drag (okay, not so low drag) steely-eyed killer would trim that shit back a little.
Oh come on guys! Take a swat at it. His name is “Gerald Karl Majors” DOB 8/28/1928? Entered the US Military, Korea service 1950-1953, 2nd ID, 35th Infantry Reg? Originally from Pennsylvania? Studied Ti Qwan Do, progressed to Chinese Kung Fu, then to Kempo and is a Shaolin..That is what I get from it.
Does say in bio he is a veteran of US Special Forces. Scroll the bio plenty of pics of him, shows progression in years of study and training, side note, one photo(shopped)depicts him brandishing a BAR?
Claims trained 101st ABN…..
Ok off my soap box!
Hey now, he’s just trying to honor all those who have earned the medals, tabs, and iron crosses of every tradeshow he could find. It’s not his fault that he’s a complete moron that crossed the DMZ of his couch in search of a lost remote. It was very daring for him and he never found the International History Channel again. Otherwise, he might have known the difference in a 5th SFG flash and a stickpin he put through it. He might have even learned to shape a beret or what patch the SF wear.
well…he is wearing a British Airborne Regimental tie…with what looks like a FJ pin on it.
Apparently Sebastion Cabot here did serve in Korea with the Dutch Army’s NDVN (Netherlands Detachment united Nations) which was awarded 4 US PUC and 120 Individual US Decorations between 1951-53.
116KIA
3MIA
1POW (died in Camp)
Served as a additional Bn of the US 38th Inf Regiment 2nd Division.
Battle honors:
1951 Hoengseong, Wonju, Hill 325, Hwachon reservoir, Inje, Taeusan, Mundung-ni, Iron Triangle
1952 Silver Star Hill, Star Hill, Sagimak, Chungmoksil. Koje-do, Old Baldy, Arsenal, Iron Triangle(2nd time)
1953 Samichon valley, Nudea, Iron Triangle(3rd time), Chunmoksil, Hill 340.
Further to #26:
From what I have found he is an 82 year old Prince of Mongolia, who, among many other things in a very expansive life, escaped from a Japanese POW camp at the age of 14. He apparently holds 3 passports with 3 different names, and served or “advised” in 9 wars. I can’t go on, this is making me sound insane. There are a few “articles” out there which I did read, but this is perhaps the most colourful. If the translation is anywhere close to being correct, at some point he was asked to get a psychiatric evaluation done.
http://www.chioki.nl/t-1996-Dschero_Khan.html
Spockgirl? Welcome to the club, LOL! Well done Sean & Spockgirl, thanks to the both of you! I couldn’t make out exactly what it was saying so it is a vague translation of sorts.
It appears that he may also be an epicure…
RE: #26, #29 & #30
I guess now we know on whom Dos Equis based “The Most Interesting Man in the World” commercials, huh? Maybe he’s auditioning for a new commercial series “The Most Interesting Military Man in the World”.
Stay thirsty, my friends…
Sebastion Cabot, what a hoot!! LMAO!!
Spockgirl,
I think he may have contacted me, in his role as Prince of Mongolia. Apparently he has $17 MILLION USD that he needs kept safe until he can clear up some paperwork. If I will help him, he will galdly give me 25%, and donate another 20% to the charity of my choice. All I need to do is send him by banking info!!!!
Seriously, is Donovan playing dress-up again?
OMFG It’s Brian Blessed!
He’s not posing , he’s doing another Kevin Brannagh Shakespeare Movie, Possibly Julius Ceaser with contemporary clothing. 😀
You better watch it because if you piss him off, he will use the Dark Side of the Force to beat the hell out of you. No seriously, watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oxfwn6tx6Mw
Or he might have a standing, grand mal seizure on your ass like he demonstrates in this video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Msf4W8kHo7w&feature=related
I love how the instruction he gives at the end leaves his head wide open for all sorts of attack.
This cat is so bad, he could take you out with his eyebrows!
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot! This guy is all f’d up. A Bronze Star next to the Vietnam Service Medal but below what looks like NATO Service ribbons and a bunch of stuff I can’t ID. SF/Airborne/CCC. What is the U.E.P. patch he has on? Where do you start with this guy. Again, couldn’t just be an 11 Bravo. He may have all the high speed stuff on but at his size he is for sure “high drag” also. I really like the red tie with the uniform or suit coat he has all that on. I am LMAO first thing in the morning. “I love the smell of POS first thing in the morning…smells like…ass clown turd sucker.”
Eyebrows? It is that blank in the brain, 5 yard stare that gets me. Wouldn’t want to duel with this guy at the all you can eat buffet.
Can’t tell if pretending to be a soldier, or an African dictator…
@42 LMAO Thanks for that. A little more and he could go North Korean.
Since when are eyebrows covered under Relaxed Grooming Standards?
He really looks stupid. He is by far one of the worse I have seen.
But he does look like Mr. French from “Family Affair” only is a clown suit. He does have more shit on him than the Christmas turkey has in it.
What. Is. That?
You know, you just want to walk up to him and yank that stuff off of him before he can run away.
Is that a Navy officer’s dress blue jacket? It looks like it, although I have never seen a Navy anyone with that volume of flesh.
Just another example of what happens when some people drink too much?
I’m impressed, I must say. Genuinely rarely will I encounter a blog that’s both educative and amusing, and let me tell you, you could have hit the nail to the head.