The Only Proper Way To Pay Tribute To The Navy On Its Birthday
After Jonn made an eloquent post paying tribute to our Navy, I thought it was only appropriate that I post this:
Happy birthday squids.
Category: Pointless blather
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If the Cowboy’s assless chaps did anything for you, you must be glad DADT is over
Hey Dan, you know why the Navy allows Marines to ride on their ships?
Sheep are too obvious.
As a Soldier with four Uncles and a Cousin in the Navy, I feel I am uniquely qualified to say HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! That explains some things…
I’m saving the Marine jokes for THEIR birthday. I’ll post them right after the Commandant explains what a birthday is, and what jokes are.
Of course, THIS is the Navy I remember…
I spent one night on a ship at sea…one of those LC-something thingies…the memory of that one night barely out of Chesapeake Bay sustained me the rest of my life. SO glad I joined the Army. Nothing like spending the night with your buddy’s ass in your face. The crew, such as it was, were sure glad to see the infantry un-ass their boat. I’m sure they did this after we loaded our landing craft and headed for shore; (language warning)
Nothing like spending the night with your buddy’s ass in your face.
Don’t tell us about your bad habits! Don’t ask, don’t tell–remember?
NHSparky: Unless sailors are in the habit of getting their arses kicked by sheep, your joke doesn’t make sense. The most memorable quote I heard from a sailor during my 30 years in the Corps: “It ain’t gay underway.” Glad I stayed off the ships for all but one cruise in my career.
Top–as I seem to recall, the inside of my dress blues says, “Marine Bib” on it.
I dunno, but I was once told that they derived the color, “Marine Green” from a combination of Navy Blue & chickenshit Yellow…….
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December 23, 1962 I boarded a really neat troop ship for a week cruise … It wasn’t supposed to be like that, I was in the Army!!! I swear, at chow time the Navy put anything that rolled on our food trays (beans rolling from side to side are NOT appetizing)… stayed sick as a dog for the entire cruise.
All this talk from you riders bitching about not wanting to be underway, don’t worry, we didn’t want you out there either.