Weekend Open Thread

| November 7, 2025

When Republicans vote for the Republican candidate against the Black or female Democrat, many Democrats wave the race or misogynist card. Meanwhile, we argue that we voted against Democrats mainly due to our opposition to their ideology and stances. Advance to November 2025, when many Republicans turn this Democrat claim against the Democrats. Now all of a sudden, it’s because of ideology and not because of “racism.” They just proved what we had been arguing for a while. Enjoy your weekend.

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Hack Stone

Oh wise and all knowing Magic 8- Ball, will International Jet Setter Hack Stone continue his kind but benevolent dictatorship over his loyal subjects by scoring four consecutive First Comments in the Weekend Open Thread, or will he be ousted in a mostly violent uprising and exiled to living in an abandoned Jaguar on the River Road off-ramp of I-495? Magic 8-Ball says…

Hack Stone

And Hack Stone’s reign of terror continues unabated. In celebration of this great feat, Hack Stone decrees that you shall have this Tuesday off and hereby decrees that all restaurant chains provide the Deplorable Garbage that frequents This Ain’t Hell free meals.

Hack Stone

Are we still doing the “First comment on Weekend Open Thread is a big deal” thing? Apparently not.

Hack Stone

The thread has been open 3 minutes, and Hack is the only one to show up. Is this the TAH version of Home Alone? Did Hack Stone make the Deplorable Garbage disappear?

Hack Stone
Claw

I hope the dropping a “First/1st” on the Open Threads stays a big deal, cause if it doesn’t, that means as Keeper of the Coveted Book of Firsts, I’d be out of a job. /s

Odie

Is there a book for those that never make 1st? Something for those that place, I don’t know, 5th or beyond?

Fyrfighter

Just a plaque in the ladies room..

Hack Stone

There is an award for those in that category. We call it the Kamala Harris Achievement Award.

rgr769

Is that one of those participation trophies?

jeff LPH 3 63-66

Cong-Rats AGAIN for another FIRST on the WOT..

Skivvy Stacker

How can I be sure that the Great and Great Hack Stone of Oz is a truly benefolent dictation?
He might be a enfilading dictatorial inflagration as far as I’m able to deterberate!
I have a degree in Bachelorhood from a well retreated Universe of the State of the Union known as Minnesota! That means I can’t have the wolf pulled over my eyes without my knowing that I have to say “yeah, that’s okay with ME!”
Therefore, ipso facto, dipty duo, slackmyer testo, and oobeedoobeedoo, I have every right to keep bloviating for no reason until someone says “shut that fuckhead up for the love of GOD!”
And therefore I win this arguement.
Ha HA!!

Fyrfighter

2nd

Fyrfighter

Damn, that’s what I get for reading other posts instead of watching for the drop..

Hack Stone

Yeah, they always drop a thread late Friday morning that you just have to read and comment on, and when you head back to the Home Page, the WOT already dropped with ten comments posted.

SFC D

Third?

MustangCPT

Top 5!

Fourth.

BennSue

FIFTH

Eggs

Here

Commissioner Wretched

I was going to try my best to beat Hack Stone to the coveted FIRST of the WOT but the gods were agin’ it. So, to make sure everybody knows that the Commish is back, here’s the trivia – on time! Enjoy.

DID YOU KNOW…?
Did a famous inventor have a plan to use the Statue of Liberty as a loudspeaker?
By Commissioner Wretched
didyouknowcolumn@gmail.com
Copyright © 2025

The upcoming Thanksgiving holiday always brings back fond memories from days long past, such as the smells in the kitchen when Mom was preparing our holiday repast.

My favorite part? The homemade bread. Mom had the family’s old German and Russian cookbooks and the bread she made would put most bakeries to shame, if she were to share it. She didn’t share it, though – not because she didn’t want to, but because my siblings and I never left enough for her to do so.

What are your happy Thanksgiving memories? I hope they all are surpassed by this year’s holiday.

Speaking of surpassing, let’s surpass last week’s trivia list with this one! Enjoy!

Did you know …

… some of the things learned on the popular show Mythbusters will never be seen? In the mid 2010s, as the show’s staff was doing research on household items, they discovered that there are a number of common things you probably have in your house right now that could be combined to produce a very powerful explosive. The staff of the show was so frightened by what they discovered that they destroyed all footage and notes on that particular episode, and even assisted the Defense Advance Research Projects Agency, or DARPA, when that agency was looking into how to make homemade bombs. (Curiosity doesn’t just kill cats, it seems.)

Commissioner Wretched

… a popular candy bar was created in an effort to reduce costs? In 1908, the Hershey Chocolate Company introduced its Hershey Almond™ bar, a chocolate bar infused with almonds, which over the decades has proven to be a very popular candy. But the introduction of almonds wasn’t done for the sake of creating a new candy, it was done to save money. The almonds took the place of the more expensive chocolate, allowing Hershey to keep the cost of the bar at a nickel. (A nickel? Wow, prices have really gone up since 1908!)

… a famous inventor wanted to use the Statue of Liberty as a giant loudspeaker? Thomas Edison (1847-1931) wanted to design a massive record player and speaker to be installed in the Statue of Liberty, crafted to make it appear as if the statue itself were speaking. According to Edison, the system could be used to warn ships during heavy fog. As designed, Edison’s speaker would have been heard as far as northern Manhattan and all the way across New York Harbor. The plan died, however, when Edison was unable to secure the necessary permits from the city to launch his idea. Additional trivia note: While Edison was unable to make Lady Liberty talk, he did create the first talking doll toy, a 22-inch doll with a tiny phonograph in its body. The dolls flopped, however, because the tiny phonographs were easily damaged when the doll was played with. (Edison believed in dreaming big.)

… a dog has a very keen sense of smell? We all know that, of course, but if you ever wondered just how keen its sense is, there’s this: a dog can detect the smell of a teaspoon of sugar in one million gallons of water. (Which makes him very happy.)

Commissioner Wretched

… most laughter is not in response to humor? In fact, a whopping 80% of the laughter in people comes from reactions to regular statements and questions, which helps form social bonds among humans. Only about 20% of human laughter is in response to jokes or funny stories. (Not necessarily, as my jokes or funny stories don’t result in much laughs. Gotta look into that.)

… one of the most famous lines in literature never actually appeared? Anyone familiar with the stories about the great detective Sherlock Holmes is aware of the phrase, “Elementary, my dear Watson,” supposedly spoken by him to his assistant, Dr. John Watson. But in reality, that line does not appear in any of the novels or short stories about Holmes written by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (1859-1930). In fact, in all of the original stories about the great detective, Holmes says the word, “Elementary,” only eight times. The line appears only in movies, beginning in 1929. (Elementary is so … elementary.)

… the first player to hit a home run in a Major League Baseball All-Star Game was one of the game’s most prolific home run hitters? In the first All-Star Game, held at Chicago’s Comiskey Park on July 6, 1933, the first homer was by Babe Ruth (1893-1948). (That figures.)

… the national flag of Belize has the most colors in it? There are 12 different colors used in the flag. (Used, I might add, quite well.)

jeff LPH 3 63-66

Glad to see you back CW and glad to see things worked out with what you went through

Commissioner Wretched

Thank you!! It’s great to be back!

AW1Ed

The line was from The Adventures of Sherlock Holms, spoken by Basil Rathbone.

Commissioner Wretched

Good catch, Ed!

jeff LPH 3 63-66

Listening to Radio Sherlock Holmes starting with Basil Rathbone going into Tom Conway and a few others on the radio shows

jeff LPH 3 63-66

Into second week of listening

rgr769

I have loved them all. Plus, I have read the entirety of the Sherlock Holmes stories and seen all the movies.

ChipNASA

Welcome back, my friend it just isn’t the same without you!! 🥰🖕😂😘
No homo.

Commissioner Wretched

… a test pilot for one of the first U.S. jet aircraft would fly wearing a gorilla mask? Jack Woolams (1917-1946), who later became the first pilot to fly the Bell X-1 experimental aircraft, was a test pilot as jets were being developed. Something of a practical joker, Woolams would be on a test run in a jet, join formation with other pilots flying propeller-driven aircraft, and wave at them while wearing a gorilla mask, derby, and cigar, then fly away. The idea, he later said, was that other pilots who reported seeing a gorilla flying a propeller-less airplane would not be believed. On a more serious note, Woolams was also the first pilot to fly a fighter aircraft coast to coast over the United States non-stop, in September of 1942. (He was just monkeying around up there.)

… a shrimp has five pairs of legs? (And a heck of a time in a shoe store.)

… all GPS units sold to civilians have a threshold at which they deactivate? In order to not be used on an intercontinental ballistic missile, GPS units sold to the general public are programmed to deactivate themselves if they travel faster than 1200 miles per hour or higher than 60,000 feet. (Both of which ICBMs do.)

Now … you know!

Hack Stone

Hack Stone will let you in on a little known secret. (Are there well known secrets?) if you want to score the highly coveted and rarely awarded title of First Commenter for the Weekend Open Thread, get yourself a copy of some outdated and overpriced Red Hat Software. For those in the National Capital Region, head on over to the River Road exit of I-495 and roll up to our MSDV (Mobile Software Distribution Vehicle) and score a floppy disc. Use the Promo Code Spandex for a 13% discount. Don’t worry about the time, our MSDV is always there. Just look for the orange stickers on the windshield reading “Abandoned Vehicle”.

Graybeard

Glad you see you in the saddle again, CW – even if it’s the dime-store hobby horse.

Worked with a guy in the 1980’s who’d been a Green Beret in the Viet of the Nam (he said), who claimed he could use stuff in my kitchen to blow the doors off the house.

Never quite knew how much was fact, how much fiction.

Dennis - not chevy

When I was a young’un my Grandmother would always bake bread, pies, and anything else needing baking, in her wood burning oven. Since our only source of heat was wood stoves and the fire place in the parlor, we wee ones took that as normal. It would do me no good to try her recipes since the Gavin Nuisance Peoples’ Republic of California states wood stoves are an enemy of the people and may only be used on certain days.

HT3

For the masses…

F-CAW-F
HT3

Sound logic…

Mice-cheese-Socialism
jeff LPH 3 63-66

Lady goes into a diner and asks for lamb chops augratin to go and the waitress yells to the chef “cheese it the Chops” take off of guys robbing a store and sees a cop so he yells cheese it the cops,, lets get out of here.

Anonymous

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David

Sergeant: ” The Captain wants you to know he is behind you 100%.”
Whalen: “Yeah, we’ve felt him there many times.”
From a movie possibly even more un-PC than ‘Blazing Saddles’

Graybeard

Present & unaccountable as ever.

Y’all have a blessed weekend & Veteran’s Day.

A Proud Infidel®️™️

Top thirty, present and unaccountable as I award myself yet another Honorary First.

((((OVER))))

Anonymous
Amateur Historian

Present. This week has been a rather turbulent one. My mom had a major asthma attack on Wednesday and I needed to take her into the ER. She’s fine now, but they sent her home on oxygen, which is a first for me and her. Not only that, after her insurance, one of the meds she needs costs $700, which is outrageous.

Anyway, the only thing I have going for me this week is I finished all of my ASE tests. The final test felt like someone was trying to force a brick through my head, but I got through it. Last thing left is for me to get through my last term.

Have a great weekend, you gents!

Fyrfighter

Try some of those discount prescription programs you see ads for on TV, they do actually save you quite a bit sometimes.

ChipNASA

Present and accounted for.
Late as usual.
Eat my shorts 🩳

I hope everyone has a lovely weekend.

Even butt plug Lars. Breathe through it glory hole bottom boy.

Only 3 more years….. of THIS term.

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fm2176

Wrapped up my week with a hair over 64 hours. Earlier in the week, a Lead asked me about working tomorrow. I said “sure” but was told a day or two later that the shift was covered, so I’m not on the schedule. Anyway, we get paid bi-weekly, and I’m sitting at 132 hours for both weeks, so maybe I can afford some pizzas next payday. The extra $350 or so for tomorrow would have been nice, but I can’t complain. I used to call out a lot when I worked retail. There was no incentive for me to go in if I had sick time to use and just didn’t feel like dealing with the BS. This job is different… I’m on one-man routes and don’t have to deal with much stress outside of the occasional ATM giving me issues. My average times are between maybe seven minutes for a Cardtronics or similar ATM with under $80k and 25 minutes for a bank ATM with $50k-$250k+. But slow software, a sudden reboot, or other issues can easily add 10 minutes or even an hour or more. The pay setup indirectly incentivizes me to get to work on time every day, and I’ve called off twice: when my lab died and when my radiator cracked. We get paid a base rate, with a 15% premium for one-person routes. Of course, the hours add up, and I’m usually hitting overtime by Thursday, if not sooner. So, call off and get my eight hours, or work and potentially get 12-16 hours, making $14.50 more an hour when on overtime. In retail, there was no overtime, so I’d make the same amount taking a sick day as I did dealing with management and customers. Maybe if I can keep pulling these hours, I’ll be able to get that FN545 Tactical soon. If I have to requalify before I buy it, I’ve got a couple of .45s I can use to get the certification. Anyway, I hope everyone enjoys their weekend. Two short days of dealing with the house, and it’s back to work… Read more »

Odie

Calling off work, aka anal glaucoma.

ninja

8th of November 1965.

Never Forget.

Salute.

MustangCPT

RIP to Kris Kristofferson, who did the intro on this one. I didn’t agree with his politics, but he did earn the “Tab that is Ranger” and wrote some true classics like “Sunday Morning Comin’ Down” and “Me and Bobby McGee.”

Anonymous

British WW2 veteran don’t like how the freedom he fought for there is now gone:
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2025/11/wwii-vet-stuns-uk-tv-anchors-telling-war/

Commissar

Oligarch media has been publishing more and more articles and opinion pieces attacking VA benefits. The Washington Post has released a series of hit pieces against VA benefits.

Details in these pieces make it clear this is coordinated and that they were written almost a year ago after Trump was elected while preparing to implement project 2025 and released now as part of a ramp up for the next budget fight.

According to the tracker that tracks the implementation of every Project 2025 policy it is 48% implemented. Most through executive orders that literally copy and pasted entire sections directly out of project 2025.

They intend to dismantle VA and privatize VA care, and reduce ratings while lowering future ratings and qualifying conditions. They also intend to eliminate other VA programs.

https://pva.org/news-and-media-center/recent-news/paralyzed-veterans-of-america-releases-statement-to-members-ahead-of-senate-committee-on-veteran-affairs-hearing-on-veteran-benefits/

https://www.dav.org/learn-more/news/2025/davs-response-to-shameful-washington-post-article-suggesting-our-nations-veterans-are-gaming-the-va-disability-system/

https://votevets.org/project-2025-veterans-care