Jussie Smollett Booted from Special Forces Reality TV
Jussie Smollett’s Desert Dreams Turn to Dust (Literally This Time)…
In a plot twist nobody saw coming—which, let’s be honest, makes it more believable than his last story—Jussie Smollett has been medically booted from Fox’s Special Forces: World’s Toughest Test after developing an allergic reaction to Moroccan dust.
Yes, the same guy who once claimed he was attacked by MAGA supporters wielding bleach and a noose in sub-zero Chicago is now telling us desert particles are his kryptonite. To be fair, this time there’s actual medical documentation, so we’re calling it progress.
During day three’s simulated war zone challenge, Jussie started coughing like a ’90s dial-up modem. Some claim he was coughing worse than someone caught in a lie. His lungs reportedly sounded “horrendous”—which, coincidentally, is how his 2019 testimony sounded to basically everyone. Costars noticed him struggling, with Jessie James Decker literally having to suggest, “Honey, if you need the medic, go to the medic“—presumably because asking for help voluntarily isn’t his strong suit.
Dr. Andy Brown diagnosed an allergic reaction to desert dust and pulled Jussie’s armband faster than Chicago PD pulled his phone records. In a tearful confessional, Jussie insisted “there’s a fight in me” and that he’s “not a quitter”—statements we’ll file under “things that sound dramatic but lack supporting evidence.”
His sister had told him he didn’t need to prove anything, which is ironic since proving things hasn’t exactly been his forte. But credit where it’s due: at least this medical emergency has witnesses, documentation, and a doctor who isn’t Jussie’s personal friend.
So there you have it—taken down by angry sand particles. Sometimes the universe has a sense of humor.
Special Forces airs Thursdays on Fox, where reality is slightly more verifiable.
Jussie Smollett Removed From Special Forces: World’s Toughest Test Over Medical Issue
Empire alum Jussie Smollett was forced to exit season four of Fox’s Special Forces: World’s Toughest early after an allergic reaction led to a breathing problem.By Brett M Malec Oct 09, 2025
Another recruit has bit the dust—quit literally.
Jussie Smollett became the fourth celebrity to drop out of season four of Special Forces: World’s Toughest Test during the Fox reality competition series’ Oct. 9 episode.
For their day three challenge, the stars were dropped into a simulated war zone and tasked with locating and extracting “fallen comrades” while navigating tough terrain, obstacles and fake explosions in the brutal heat of the Moroccan desert.
Category: "Teh Stoopid", Green Beret
Well, by.
No charge for the vid assist (smile):
Tank you very much.
Blue 2 out.
Can’t say I’m sorry, but… KARMA ?
You think he’s gone? He’s not gone!
https://youtu.be/C3PMKO_Cu34?t=14
Attention whores are a few steps up from this guy.
And more honorable.
Never heard of her.
I remember when his “attack” story broke on Good Morning America. The highly paid host sat there nodding and never asked a single tough question- in spite of all the red flags anyone with an ounce of sense could see. I told my wife that’s a total fairy tale. The Chicago cops saw through it too. They did a thorough job and caught him. Tons of evidence (paid the two clown “MAGA” guys with a check!) but Kammy believed him too.
Heheheheh, you said “fairy tale” heheheh-heheheheheh…..
I absolutely loved Chapelle’s stand-up comedy bit how the Black community did really support him—by being very quiet about his “racist attack” hoax by “MAGA guys.”
Special Forces: World’s Toughest Test? Why would the show runners even allow this racist POS race crime hoaxer to participate? Unless, the intent was to catch him on camera wiping out from the show. Then in that case: BZ show runners.
Lord God does have a sense of humor.
A lot of things have started making sense to me when I look at the situation from the perspective of “maximizing shareholder value”.
In this case, he’s a controversial figure with name recognition, this equals intrigue and eyeballs on screens.
Eyeballs on screens = advertising revenue.
“ Lord God does have a sense of humor.”
Yes, he sure does!!!! He has caught me a few times with it!!
Hopefully not as well publicized as this was.
No. It was more along the lines of the old saying- “if you want to see if God has a sense of humor, just make some plans”.
Never heard of foxes special forces reality show til I just started the PC
Phuck him.
…to the Moon!!!
Which is reportedly what he likes.
With the required pineapple dipped in hot sauce, wrapped in barbed wire and dipped in napalm and set afire.
Heard of it.
Never watched it.
Never WANT to watch it.
Not saying it’s phony, but sticking a bunch of noodle armed celebs into a so-called SF scenario…..it’s phony.
I just can’t seem to find a single fuck to give. And if I find one, he doesn’t get it
Save it for somebody/something truly deserving.
Not sharing today?
*grin*
Suppose the dust put on red caps and told his lungs to “get out of here, this is MAGA country”?
Juices lungs got juicy (pulmonary edema)?
I figured out that I’m allergic to Iraq and Afghanistan, but couldn’t find any that gave a shit! They gave a years worth of malaria pills and a free plane ride every time!
OH,, and also,,, F this POS!!!
Over, and out!!
If Jussie is looking for relevancy, he should quit fucking around with TV and run for office.
Lord knows Illinois (or whichever blue state he lives) would vote for him.
And the outcome would be predictable…
“Just me” is 43 years old, a little past his prime to be “trying” out for SF. Just give him his pink beret and be done with it.
Seriously, who gives a crap about that fecal stain???
His participation is
“Specious Feces”
Cool. Still won’t watch.
Nature always attacks “foreign” organisms.