Weekend Open Thread

| August 29, 2025

Remember when opposition to Barack Obama and Kamala Harris was seen as “racist”? Or, when opposition to Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris was seen as misogynist? The left did not want to factor in the fact that we simply disagreed with their policies. It’s an attempt of shaming that works with many Democrats but fails with many Republicans. Winsome Earle-Sears is running for Governor in Virginia’s upcoming state elections. How are these same leftists treating this event? One person held up a sign telling Earle-Sears that if transgenders can’t share a bathroom with females, then Earle-Sears can’t drink from her (white woman’s) fountain. The fact that we’d get a qualified governor if she wins, one who is both female and Black, is not a factor with the left. Enjoy your weekend!

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7711C20

FIRST!

Hack Stone

Tell all the viewers out there about yourself. Military service, marital status, does your mailbox have a door. Has anyone ever threatened to go medieval on your ass with blowtorches and pliers? Inquiring minds want to know.

Anonymous

Well, folk did try to kill me for being how I am before joining the service, I’ve stuck my finger in a light socket and retirement after reaching MRD is okay, Alex!
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7711C20

Since inquiring minds want to know, as from my screen name MOS, I was in the Army post Vietnam, 4 years straight-leg infantry, 25 ID, Sergeant, Four-Duce mortar platoon. 2 years aviation 42 ID, NYNG with UH-1B gunships. For the grace of God no CIB.
Then 21 years LEO, 17 years medical malpractice investigator, married still a daughter, moved to sticks and mailbox at the street with a door. No comment on anything medieval either getting or giving.
Not old as dirt, but as time goes on I am feeling more and more like a dinosaur.

SFC D

Welcome aboard, we’re all dinosaurs of one kind or another in this joint.

Amateur Historian

I’m still in my 30s. Who are you calling a dinosaur? 🤨😆

Slow Joe

Well, time to get Lords of the Rings in Viet Nam:

https://youtu.be/2DK714V3Grw?si=jwDhveYaeZngEWqH

Hack Stone

We need your Weekend Safety Brief.

Claw

A quick review of the 11-year-old, 27 pages long now, Coveted Book of OT Firsts reveals that the only other time 7711C20 scored a “First” was back on 29 June 2018, so Congratulations and a Hearty Handshake are the order of the day.

Hack Stone

He’s like a locust, he shows up every seven years.

SFC D

Just as long as there’s no cicada noise.

Claw

Speaking of those damn things, last year was a combined outbreak of both the 13- and 17-year cicadas and that won’t happen again for another 221 years.

Hmmmm, I wonder if my name will still be listed on the Federal Social Security rolls when that happens. /s

SFC D

Just because it’s listed, doesn’t mean benefits are being paid! Didn’t you pay attention to Commissar’s lecture?

Dennis - not chevy

If you live in demonratic precinct you’ll still be registered to vote. Unless your name is real long and they split it in two; then you’ll be listed twice.

Odie

The bigger question is how many times you will have voted over that stretch of time.

7711C20

More like a sub, lurking.

SFC D

Why did I just hear “Jaws” music…

ChipNASA

What in the Hootennanny, ICE ICE BABY, sorry I’m late to the party, but I was on the road and then completely forgot about TAH,
And here is the weekly crown and ceptor ti 7711C20, whom I do not believe has introduced themselves to the crowd and or is a new dude or chick. 😎
🐥
Congratulations on your first first I believe, but I’d have to ask Claw. I don’t remember you getting weekend open thread thrown previously off the top of my head.

Graybeard

Rats o’the Cong atcha 7711C20.

It’s been a long dry spell for you, since 29 June 2018 as per our beloved Claw Daddy.

We await the safety briefs and unlocking of the goodie cabinet.

Odie

Mostly the goodie cabinet.

Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neande
  • Damn! Second!
Devildoc 8425

Third!

Devildoc 8425

Hang fire in moderation. Oh well. Next time I’ll make sure to set the baseplate. 🤣

Commissioner Wretched

We have a new FIRST in the house!! Rats of the Cong to 771C20 … and Toxie, better luck next time.
I’m gonna drop some trivia and head on my way, but I did want to let you all know that I am getting better. My strength isn’t returning as quickly as I would like, but I’m back to work and things do seem to be going well.
If anyone hears anything about the King of Battle, please let the rest of us know. I’m concerned for my friend, big-time.

DID YOU KNOW…?
When did the last Old West-style train robbery take place?
By Commissioner Wretched
didyouknowcolumn@gmail.com
Copyright © 2025

Look, there on the horizon! It’s September!

That month is always special to me. Fall arrives, as does my birthday – and this year I chalk up 67 trips around the Sun. I was told not long ago (my high school reunion) that I haven’t changed a bit since I graduated in 1975.

“I looked like this in high school?” I said. “No wonder I couldn’t get a date.”

Ah, the time flies. As does trivia … so let’s fly with some right now. Enjoy!

Did you know …

… sharks find fish by hearing their hearts beating? (Well, what did you think sharks did … bait hooks?)

… about 33% of the people in the world cannot snap their fingers? Additional trivia note: Snapping one’s fingers is known as a filip. (So one-third of people will never be in The Addams Family.)

… doctors and nurses in some hospitals in North Korea do not use cutting edge medical equipment? Not because the equipment isn’t there; it is, but the personnel have never been trained in its use. (Which brings up two questions – why haven’t they been trained, and what do they do with it instead of use it?)

Commissioner Wretched

… you can easily tell if you’re looking into a two-way mirror? To tell, just put the edge of your fingernail on the surface of the glass. If you can detect a space between the tip of your fingernail and the reflection, it’s a normal mirror. If the fingernail tip meets its reflection directly … well, don’t do anything silly, because whoever is behind the mirror can see you. (And you never know who’s watching.)

… bubble wrap was originally wallpaper? Invented in 1957 by Alfred Fielding (1917-1994) and Marc Chavannes (1896-1994), the ubiquitous protective wrapping stuff was intended to be a form of three-dimensional wallpaper. Needless to say, it didn’t sell, but the two engineers were not discouraged. They tried to market it next as a greenhouse insulation, but that fell flat as well. Finally, hearing that IBM was shipping a new computer model in 1961, the men offered their twice-rejected air-filled wrapping idea as a packaging material. It worked, and sales through the roof were quick to follow. (Glad it failed as wallpaper; popping those bubbles would mean re-papering the room over and over again.)

… a video game is on the market that makes you play it twice before you see the ending? Ghosts ‘n Goblins is a very difficult game to play all by itself, but when you get to the end, you get a message saying that it was all just an illusion, and you have to start all over again. Once you get to the end a second time – which is much more difficult than the first – you get to see the real ending of the video game. (One can only hope the real ending is worth what you have to go through to get to it!)

Hack Stone

Hack Stone ordered a roll of bubble wrap from U-Line. It was shipped wrapped in bubble wrap. 🥴

ChipNASA

As a government, secretary, admin, logistics, property, office supply furniture, telephone, project support , bitch, this made me fucking laugh until my stomach hurt only because I totally understand it and makes complete nonsensical sense.
Sure as fuck don’t want your bubble wrap getting their pop so you need to protect it somehow what else are you gonna use? Packing peanuts?!?!
I GOT A FEVER, AND THE ONLY PRESCRIPTION IS MORE BUBBLE WRAP!!!

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Mason

To the first tidbit, first surface mirrors are a thing. They tend to be more spendy, so they aren’t used as widely. They can be found in telescopes, projection TV setups, or periscopes. Situations where you need a clean reflection without the ghosting you can get from the normal second surface mirrors.

Commissioner Wretched

… the writer of Alice in Wonderland created a word game? Author Lewis Carroll (1832-1898) came up with a word game called Doublets. In this game, players transform one word into an entirely different one – one letter at a time. The catch is, each step in the chain must be a legitimate word as well. (Sounds like a great game show idea!)

… the last Old West-style train robbery in the United States was in 1937? Henry Loftus (1915-1993) and Harry Donaldson (1910-1986) were passengers on a Southern Pacific railroad train out of El Paso, Texas, on November 24, 1937. About an hour into the trip, Loftus pulled a gun on the conductor, and Donaldson began collecting valuables from the passengers. Then things began to go south – one passenger tried to intervene, a nervous Donaldson shot that passenger in the hip, and Loftus was tackled by a brakeman. During the ensuing struggle, the gun went off and the brakeman was killed, at which time some twenty passengers descended on the two would-be desperados, gave them a rather thorough beating, and tied them to their seats. When the train stopped in Deming, New Mexico, Loftus and Donaldson were transferred to the authorities. They were each found guilty of murder and train robbery and sentenced to 50 to 75 years in prison. Additional trivia note: Loftus and Donaldson later said they attempted the robbery because they were out of money, and never intended to harm anyone. (Didn’t quite turn out the way they expected it would, did it?)

Commissioner Wretched

… Monaco will cease to be an independent country if the ruling family dies? The tiny principality of Monaco, on the Mediterranean coast of France, has been ruled by the Grimaldi family since 1297. Now a constitutional monarchy, the tiny nation is led by Prince Albert II (born 1958). Under the terms of a 2002 treaty between Monaco and France, if the Grimaldi family should ever be without an heir to the throne – male or female – the principality will become part of France when the last ruling prince or princess dies. (Job security.)

… a distillery has a unique method of getting around its county’s laws? Located in Lynchburg, Tennessee, the Jack Daniels Distillery is prohibited by local law from selling alcohol – Moore County in Tennessee is dry. So, to get around the prohibition, the distillery sells commemorative Jack Daniels™ bottles that just so happen to have whiskey in them. (Whatever works, I suppose.)

… you may be a sufferer of myrmecophobia? It’s not uncommon; it’s the fear of ants. (I’ve never had problems with ants. Uncles, on the other hand …)

… the acid in your stomach is very powerful? A solution of hydrochloric acid, it is so strong it can dissolve a razor blade in less than a week. The only reason it doesn’t dissolve you from the inside out is because of the lining of the stomach, which is strong enough to withstand the acid that it secretes. (Thank goodness!)

Now … you know!

A Proud Infidel®™

I’ve toured the JD Distillery there in Lynchburg TN, had the “Lynchburg Lemonade” afterwards, and they told us that while you can buy a commemorative bottle of their beloved product there, possession of an open container of alcohol in that County is punishable by a $50 fine!

Odie

So, about the price of a bottle anywhere else. Do they make you pour it out, or just fine you and let you continue to enjoy (provided you aren’t driving). Modern day revenuers?

Hack Stone

For quite some time, Hack Stone was wondering about the qualifications to be a blimp pilot. He finally got around to looking it up on Al Gore’s Amazing Internet, and if Blimp Pilot is in your future, the easiest path is through a commercial pilots license. There are other training requirements, but that is the big one. Hack also learned that a Master Blimp Pilot earns about $70,000 a year, more than the average WNBA salary and more than 140 times what Psul of The Ballsack earned in 2024.

SFC D

#1 qual is massive lung capacity. That thing ain’t gonna blow itself up. Only the Islamic model does that.

Anonymous

Kindergarten in ’75 here:
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Anonymous

Of course, as the memefest on Sunday posted:
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rgr769

I am happy to see that boy is drinking light beer with lower alcohol content. That shows some responsible parenting.

Hack Stone

Late to the show, again. Hack was burdened by assisting an elderly shopper get a can of Pam from the top shelf at Giant. Maybe 7711C20 will appoint Hack Ambassador to Merritt Island.

Dennis - not chevy

Last night I was at a gathering of veterans when this one guy asked me time and again if I was a veteran. After the about the third time he asked, I showed him my Government issued ID in slim hope it would shut him up. It happened I was talking to the same guy this morning; he told me since I left early I missed all of the excitement. It seems there was a man whom everyone thought was legit – he wasn’t and it took until midnight to get shed of him. It was too bad it was a school night; it has been a long time since I’ve had a close encounter of the phony kind.

Roh-Dog

Just left the watering hole and a *lovely* conversation with a Marine Raider. A 49-year old Raider. Who took bullets in his mid torso (he showed me) and a round zipped under the skin on his forehead and out the back.

The patch of missing hair was there alright. Maybe it traveled straight thru….?

Of course he’s worried about going back to Ukraine and I can’t blame him. “The lawnmowers, man. They remind me too much of FPV… my buddy [gore details]….”.

Getting caught selling ecstasy and either going to jail or getting hand-selected to serve with MARSOC?
Ngl, I would’ve spent my time reading books at the greybar motel.

Dennis - not chevy

I was at a watering hole when I observed a “hero” going on about being aboard the USS Liberty in 1967. A SSgt (in uniform) said the “hero” could only say so much or he’d have to shoot us; the “hero” said that’s right. I asked each of the hero worshippers to join me outside for a private talk; and, believe it or don’t they followed me outside. We talked and went back into the watering hole. The “hero” was confused as to why no one would talk or sit with him. Finally, the “hero” stormed out. My, but that was fun. I never recalled hearing I’d have to shoot someone during a security debriefing, I must have slept through that scene in the movie.

Hack Stone

Since it is Labor Day Weekend, Phil Monkress of All Points Logistics will be hosting his annual telethon for former employees who lost their jobs, homes, life savings, reputations and sanity defending his claims of being a US Navy SEAL. Since starting the telethon ten years ago, he raised over $60, which he spent on a new SEAL Trident that he purchased on Temu.

jeff LPH 3 63-66

FIRST FIFTEENTH not using the great, fantastic, stupendous, boss, the Magic 8-Ball. Lator Alligator.

TopGoz

FIRST!

…time I’ve said that in a WOT.

SFC D

Present!

Roh-Dog

May your weekends end without scar or legal obligations, civil or criminal.

But do please try to make part of’t blurry. 🍻

Odie

Now that is a great weekend safety briefing. And if anybody expects to be bailed out from their legal obligations, we know where you’re at, and we’ll see you Tuesday morning. Don’t expect us to get in a big hurry to come get you. At least that’s what I told my kids when they got old enough to get into that type of trouble. Worked like a charm.

Odie

Found this too late

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A Proud Infidel®™

Ahh Friday, as I once again declare myself present and unaccountable while I award myself yet another Honorary First once again!

((((OVER))))

Who else is having a ball watching the left implode as its minions cannibalize each other?

Graybeard

It has been wonderful watching the (D)emon-rat feeding frenzy.

And the Scots lass seems to have sparked some fire in Merry Olde England.

Odie

Jus sayin

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Anonymous

If you dug Crosby, Stills and Nash’s “Ohio” after Kent State (“Ten soldiers and Nixon’s coming, we’re finally on our own, this summer I hear the drumming, four dead in Ohio”) then you’re in luck– Neil Young’s at it again (about Trump, of course):
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/neil-young-new-song-donald-trump_n_68b17f64e4b0d635adb504c7

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Graybeard

How can we miss him if he won’t go away?

Odie

I change channels. Ez peezy, he’s gone.

Remember when the yout of the day said not to trust anybody over 30? I believe those that said it are pretty well north of the number 30 these days.

Sam

“Well I hope Neil Young will remember,

A southern man don’t need him around anyhow.”

SFC D

I wonder what we could get Canada to swap for him. Probably don’t want him back.

Odie

A cup of Tim Hortons coffee and some donut holes.

Graybeard

Present & unaccountable as ever.

For a retired old dude, I’ve spent a lot of time at work this week – the store is moving locations.

Good news, our Favorite Fourth Granddaughter is getting baptized this Sunday, having given her life to Christ recently.

Haven’t had any tachycardia since the ablation, and BP has been very good. The blood thinners seem to make me tire faster, but a quick break & snack fixes that up.

God bless you all, prayers for KoB, and have a great holiday weekend. (I’m working. sigh.)

Odie

Has anybody heard from or seen KoB?

Tallywhagger

Nary a word nor a rumor. I have tried sniffing around obit and death notices for his AO and no one met with anything that would corroborate with the little information he had offered.

His meds comported with someone who was not quite into hospice based on the dosage. Based on the specifics of the meds, however… he was in a hard place on the last day he posted.

I miss him.

SFC D

I do too. The big brother I never had.

SFC D

WOT ain’t right when he’s not around.

Odie

Ms. Thang probably has him busy with other matters.

Mason

I just got an e-mail from his wife. The cancer he was diagnosed with just two months ago took him yesterday morning. Pour one in honor of our boisterous battle buddy.

OAM

My deepest condolences to his family.

jeff LPH 3 63-66

RIP Gun Bunny, we all will miss you

rgr769

RIP, battle buddy. We all enjoyed your wisdom and cannon-cocker Réparate.

rgr769

I should add that when St. Peter checks him in, he will undoubtedly be claiming a FIRST!

ChipNASA

Ok, gotdamn it!!! 😑😭
I was FINE until you said this…
Fucking invisible, onion, cutting dusty, miniature little ninjas

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ChipNASA

Fuck. 😭😬 now I’m adding him to my guardian angels prayer circle with Jonn, Ex-PH2, Frankee Cee and Poe.
I has a big sad. First just ain’t First anymore.
Please let his family know that TAH and the rest of the world has a big hole in our heart now because he’s no longer.
R.I.P. KoB Bro. 😎

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rgr769

Ditto.

Green Thumb

“Phony” Phil Monkress (CEO of All-Points Logistics) works balls.

A Proud Infidel®™

That’s like saying water is wet, fire is hot and shit stinks!

Amateur Historian

Present, but late for muster. Sorry, guys. I passed 3 of my ASE tests earlier in the week and my dad came over yesterday, so I decided to celebrate and I got a little plastered. Now today, we’ll be going to Cinemark to see Nobody 2. I hope all of you have a great Labor Day weekend and I’ll be sure to show up on time for the HOT.

fm2176

I got my sole ASE certification nearly 30 years ago: A/C Refrigerant Recovery and Recycling. Never did take the tests to become a Certified Mechanic. At the Caddy dealer, ASE wasn’t scorned, but GM (and I suspect all manufacturers) pushed their own training and certification. They still had campuses at the time, so I spent a summer going to the Leesville Hwy location in Fairfax, VA every Monday and Tuesday.

I’ve watched the bus scene from Nobody multiple times and need to watch the movie. The sequel looks pretty entertaining.

Amateur Historian

I still got 7 ASEs to go. Kinda embarrassed that I waited this long in my schooling to take them, but better late than never.

Nobody 2 I honestly think was better than the 1st one, even though the villain for 2 had less development than Yulian from the 1st one. It made her come across as kinda cartoonish and one dimensional. But other than that, I think it’s the best one.

rgr769

Those of us that have worn our military’s helmet will find this anecdote interesting: ‘So-Called Friends’ Took Turns Shooting at Each Other While Wearing Helmet — Until Things Got Deadly. These morons should both qualify for the Darwin Awards. Needless to say, one of them died from his head wound. Apparently, they were taking turns shooting each other while wearing a Kevlar military helmet with a rifle. Unfortunately, the article doesn’t ID the rifle or caliber. But I have always thought the old brain bucket was only good for pistol and other low velocity bullets and shrapnel.

In the Viet of the Nam, one of my guys was hit in the helmet with shrapnel from an NVA 82mm mortar round. It punched a hole in the steel pot but stopped at the helmet liner, fortunately for him. That was the first time, but not the last time my position was mortared. The second time no one was hit because, knowing the enemy had mortars, I quietly moved my company up a ridge line about 300 meters, after we pretended to set up for the night and after it got nice and dark. The half dozen mortar rounds all struck in our original position.

Lurker Curt

I visited the Infantry Museum when I was at Benning for Basic Airborne in ’87. There was a glass case displaying a Kevlar helmet with 3 holes in the front and 3 in the back. The placard said the helmet stopped 6ea 5.56 rounds, but the pattern sure looked suspect to me…

MarineDad61

Remember the early 1970s movie “Walking Tall”?
The story of Sheriff Buford Pusser?
Joe Don Baker?

Oh oh…

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Tennessee Sheriff Buford Pusser,
once celebrated as a crime-busting hero and the inspiration behind the Hollywood hit movie “Walking Tall,”
faces new accusations of pulling the trigger that killed his wife.

A cold case review by the Tennessee Bureau of Investigation has concluded that there is probable cause that Pusser,
who died in 1974, staged his wife’s 1967 murder.
Prosecutors said Friday that if he were alive today,
they would present an indictment to a grand jury
for the murder of his wife, Pauline Mullins Pusser.

Investigators also said they uncovered signs that
Pauline was a victim of domestic violence.

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https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/walking-tall-sheriff-accused-murdering-wife-cold-case-twist-authorities

MarineDad61

Time is likely short, to visit this Buford Pusser Museum.
That is, if it’s not already shut down
and the gates closed when you show up.

BONUS – Home next door, car in the front yard,
dog on the loose, and a back yard filled with crap and junk.

IRONY – MarineDad61 will show up soon in Adamsville, TN.
Upcoming September drive to Pensacola, FL,
with a planned stop off visit in nearby Corinth, MS,
coincidentally, the very same US45 border town
with a whole bunch of Sheriff Buford Pusser history,
some of it depicted in the move “Walking Tall”.

https://bufordpussermuseum.com/

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fm2176

It’s been a week. My commuter vehicle–a 2012 Kia–started losing power on the way to work last week. I thought it might be the transmission, then looked down and saw the temperature gauge pegging. Cracked radiator; I’ve got the front end pulled off now and just need to remove the transmission lines and lower radiator hose to finish swapping it out. While I’m at it, I’ll be replacing at least the upper motor mount, though I have all four and may replace others if they’re easy to access.

That same night, the washer went out with a lid lock code. I ordered the lock mechanism and installed that a couple of nights later. Now, it’s the TV in the living room. The standby light is on, but the TV won’t turn on. I’ve tried unplugging it, resetting it using the button, and even clearing the cache using a tip I found online (home 5x, up, rewind 2x, forward 2x). I guess that works for all Onn Roku TVs, and I got the confirmation standby light blinks, but mine still isn’t turning on.

Every time I do any sort of home or vehicle project, I’m reminded of how desperately I need to organize my tools. I have nearly every power tool you can imagine, multiples of hand tools, and a lot of specialty tools, but they’re spread across the garage, shed, and house. I also have my old mechanics tools in storage in Georgia, which I need to get soon. I scored an excellent condition vintage Snap-On toolbox combo earlier this year in a trailer cleaning deal and am torn between selling it and buying a large box from Harbor Freight or just using it. It’s the same width as my old Mac stack, but shorter (probably 66″ compared to 72″), and I really need something 48″ or wider.