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| December 8, 2024


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Police fatally shoot chainsaw-wielding man at St. Charles senior living facility, officials say

Tre Ward
ST. CHARLES, Ill. (WLS) — A chainsaw-wielding man was shot and killed by police Sunday morning in the west suburbs, officials said.

The officer-involved shooting happened in the 900 block of North 5th Avenue at the River Glen of St. Charles senior living facility, St. Charles police said.

A shirtless man was reportedly attempting to cut down a tree outside around 8:45 a.m. of the building before he then entered the senior living facility, police said. The suspect then began to confront senior home residents with his chainsaw, according to responding officers.

Police deployed a taser after attempts to de-escalate the situation failed, officials said. The man then allegedly continued his attack on tenants and officers.

At that point, an officer shot the suspect with his service weapon, St. Charles police said.

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ABC 7 Chicago

Now we have shirtless free-range meltdowns with chainsaws? The morning low in St. Charles was a brisk 12 degrees; I think use of a taser was a bit optimistic.

1 charged after shooting in Winston-Salem, police say
Winston-Salem police said they responded to a reported shooting around 8 p.m. on Thursday.

Author: Karringtan Harris, Graysen Shirley
WINSTON-SALEM, N.C. — A man has been charged after a shooting in Winston-Salem.

Detectives said Jayven Shane Helton, 21, of Conover, went to 199 Northwest Boulevard and fired a gun at several people in the area.

Another person fired back at Helton and struck him. He was taken to a nearby hospital and is in stable condition.

Helton was charged with the following:

Felony assault with the intent to kill or inflict serious injury
Misdemeanor assault by pointing a gun (3 counts)
Misdemeanor vandalism of personal property
Misdemeanor armed to terror of the citizens
Misdemeanor discharging a firearm within city limits

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WFMY News 2

Looks like the citizen who returned fire suddenly recalled a pressing engagement elsewhere.

Person shot, killed in Mid-City armed robbery

A suspect in an armed robbery in the Mid-City area was fatally shot by a security guard Friday, and the guard was wounded.

The shooting occurred about 10:15 a.m. at a strip mall in the 5900 block of Venice Boulevard, the Los Angeles Police Department reported.

According to police, two suspects went into a check-cashing business at the strip mall and confronted a security guard and the business owner. A struggle over money ensued, and a suspect — described only as a 25-year-old man — shot the 40-year-old security guard, who returned fire, striking the suspect.

The suspect died at the scene, police said, while the guard was taken to a hospital in unknown condition.

The second suspect ran from the area and was still being sought as of Friday evening.

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KNX News

No word on the guard’s condition, hoping for the best. Thanks again, Gun Bunny.

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Hack Stone

Time to add chainsaws to the list of things not to bring to a gunfight.

11B-Mailclerk

Never bring Stupid to a gunfight.

KoB

There was some discussion that these FGS could be considered for the SPoTW Thread. However…teh stoopid is being reported more often than FGS so…

Mr. Stone, I’d have to get Tox to check the T2NB2AGF Binder, but IIRC, we’ve had “chainsaw” before, thinking that case was a home invasion.

Anybody wanna make book that the NC story was a certain demographic doing what a certain demographic is prone to do?

We’re seeing more of the “shoot and scoot” of late…from both sides.

Ms Thang, the Kimber Reviewer, seems to have an obsession about “dangling pinkies”, and to her…size DOES matter.

Jimbojszz, you noticed her fingernails? Imma thinking more about those “concealed weapons” that her kit is covering up. What kind of surprise does that Sister Golden Hair have for us?

Graybeard

You could just say “Never bring Stupid.”

But the varieties of Stupid are so entertaining.

ChipNASA

That and others are almost enough to make a pasty white, old Goym, such as myself, convert.

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Jimbojszz

I’m waiting for a dueling chainsaw fight. And the winner is Scarface!
The IDF babe has some pretty long finger nails. Must be some pretty relaxed standards for the babes.

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Hack Stone

Hack Stone was doing some yard work around Stately Stone Manor, and while operating his weed whacker, he started wondering if anyone ever had weed whacker duels. You just know there out there, but not on YouTube, yet.

President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neande

Duplicate or not, I’ll tenatively put “chainsaw to a gunfight” on the T2NB2AGF list.
Especially in “light” of the humor after the deed.
The shirtless man “saw” the light of his actions, especially after being perforated by the po-po.