Weekend Open Thread
When the propaganda backfires… The traditional media, Democrats, and others portrayed Donald Trump as a “threat to democracy”. Trump and his supporters were portrayed as extremists, with the former wanting to be a dictator and the latter “being a part of a cult”. Then the election came and the threat to democracy ended up winning both the popular vote and the Electoral College. Enjoy your weekend!
Category: Open thread
Oh, wise and all knowing Magic 8-Ball, will Hack Stone be among the few, proud and humble who have experienced the joy of scoring four consecutive titles of the highly coveted and rarely awarded title of First Commenter for the This Ain’t Hell Weekend Open Thread, or will he be burdened by embarrassing himself with the release of an alcohol infused video encouraging his dwindling number of supporters to make a pity purchase of Red Hat Software? Magic 8-Ball says…
Magic 8-Ball says…
Point to Phil Monkress (CEO of All-Points Logistics) and say: “Yes. You are a turd.”
You know, Mr. Stone…iffen you was to hit the Sales Circuit as hard as you hit your F5 Key, you might could actually make a living peddling out dated Red Hated Soft Wear…and support the Trophy Bride Rosetta Stone into the lifestyle that she deserves.
Took 15 seconds for the page to refresh and my comment to load, thusly giving you an unearned Vaunted TAH Frida Weekend Open Thread FIRST. A Ratty Kong to you, Good Sir.
I’ll be over here happy me some seconds on hot wings, pizza, and a Frosty Cold Yuengling while I enjoy gazing upon Miss Kitty on Gunsmoke.
One more and Hack gets to join the exclusive WOT Acers. How many of the Deplorable Garbage have scored that highly coveted and rarely awarded honor?
Two others: Roh-Dog (5 in a row) from 21 Apr 2023 to 19 May 2023.
Then Commissioner Wretched (8 in a row) from 09 Feb 2024 to 29 Mar 2024.
And an Honorable Mention goes out to ChipNASA who had four in a row from 23 Mar 2018 to 13 Apr 2018.
Those are your current WOT Aces as recorded in the Coveted Book of WOT Firsts.
The knives will be out for Hack next Friday. Possibly a flood of Red Hat Software purchases will be placed the afternoon of Friday the 13th to distract Hack.
I still haven’t ordered the Magic 8-Ball yet to lessen the WOT
Competition. Cong-Rats Hack.
Rats o’th’ Cong atcha, Hack!
FIRST!
Magic 8-Ball says…
Magic 8-Ball says: Very doubtful Phil Mnonkress (CEO of All-Points Logistics) is not still a turd.”
That’s “Monkress”.
My bad.
Do not wish to let the False Commander “Phony” Phil Monkress (CEO of All-Points Logistics) escape his true level of “Turditity” on my typo.
HORSESHIT! Been pounding the f5 key for 20 minutes (metaphorically), stepped out for a smoke and BOOM! Rats of the cong, Hack…
Goodness! Hack Stone takes the throne again!! Wow … I don’t know what’s to become of things now. Rather than dwell on it, however, I’ll leave some trivia here for all the TAH d’weeds and d’weed-ettes to enjoy.
DID YOU KNOW…?
Has a research experiment been going on for more than 140 years?
By Commissioner Wretched
didyouknowcolumn@gmail.com
Copyright © 2024
Time, I suppose, for me to share my annual letter to Santa Claus. This year, it won’t be a “regular” letter.
Dear Santa:
It’s me again. But this time, I don’t want to submit a wish list, but rather a thank you.
You see, over the past six decades or so, I’ve sent you an annual list of what I wanted each Christmas, but you have instead given me what I needed.
For that, I think you are the greatest!
Merry Christmas, Santa!
Love,
The Commish
What you need right now is the trivia, and I’ll play Santa and give you what you need. Enjoy the collected trivia this week!
Did you know …
… Roman dictator Julius Caesar was once a hostage of pirates? Caesar (100 BC–44 BC) was traveling to Rhodes to study oratory in 75 BC when he was captured by pirates operating in the Aegean Sea. The legend has it that the 25-year-old Caesar was held for 38 days by the pirates until a ransom was paid, but during that time he was recorded as a very “unruly” captive. (Imagine having to live up to that legend!)
… people who are afraid are also interested? Scientists investigating human behavior have discovered that interest is the emotion most associated with fear. Fear, they say, has two faces: one being the wish to flee, and the other to investigate. (Your reaction to the fear shows which face prevails.)
… dribbling has not always been a part of basketball? When Dr. James Naismith (1861-1939) invented the game in 1891, the rules demanded that a player had to pass the ball as soon as it was caught. It wasn’t until 1901 that the rule was amended to allow a player to bounce the ball once before passing it. Dribbling, or bouncing the ball as the player runs along the court, was not allowed to be continuous until 1909. (Dribbling comes easy to me, the older I get.)
… you may know a fendersmith? While it sounds as if it could be someone who repairs car fenders (or works on Fender™ guitars), a fendersmith is actually someone who cleans and maintains fireplaces, and is responsible for building and tending to the fires in them. (That’s some pretty hot stuff, right there.)
… an American actress and dancer was also a spy during World War II? Josephine Baker (1906-1975), who performed in Europe in the years before World War II broke out, volunteered to spy for the Allies as the war began. She would relay information heard from Germans and Italians at parties which she attended. (A more modern Mata Hari?)
They never had a chance, the lucky bastards.
She was stunning.
… one of the longest-running experiments in scientific history is going on at Michigan State University? Every twenty years, a team of scientists goes out into the dead of night, following a “treasure map.” They reach a certain point and dig up a bottle of seeds. Twenty bottles of seeds were initially buried there in 1879 by botanist William James Beal (1833-1924), a pioneer in the development of hybrid corn. Beal placed the seeds there in an attempt to determine how long the seeds could be viable. Initially, a bottle of seeds was unearthed every five years, the seeds would be planted, and scientists would record the number that sprouted. Later, the interval of digging up bottles was changed to every ten years, and later still to every 20 years. The experiment will end in the year 2100 when the final bottle of seeds is unearthed. Some of the seeds germinate, some don’t. (Your research dollars at work, over time.)
… women have a kind of “checklist” they follow when they meet a man for the first time? According to researchers, when a woman meets a man for the first time, she bases 55% of her impression of him on his appearance and body language, 38% on his manner of speaking, and only 7% on what he actually says. (Which explains why I am still single, it seems.)
… an olive tree can live for more than 2,000 years? (But does the tree enjoy spending that much time here?)
… Prohibitionists in the early 20th Century took their work seriously? In addition to fighting for – and passing – the 18th Amendment to the Constitution, they wanted to do much more. They tried to remove any mention of wine from school and college textbooks, including the literature of Greece and Rome. Medicinal wines were also targeted. But the longest reach they went for was trying to prove that Biblical praises of wine were really for unfermented grape juice. (There’s commitment, and then there’s this.)
… the law in Massachusetts makes it illegal to deliver diapers on a Sunday? Even if it’s an emergency, one cannot have diapers delivered on Sundays. (The jokes sometimes write themselves, don’t they?)
… until 1914, the second-most widely spoken language in the United States was German? It was still in that position in 1914, but that was when World War I broke out, and its use was forcibly suppressed during the war. Use of German never really recovered after that. (And then, twenty years later, using German really took a hit.)
… the largest equestrian statue in the world is in Mongolia? Located in Ulaanbaatar, the capital of Mongolia, the statue of conqueror Genghis Khan (1162-1227) on horseback measures 131 feet tall. The statue faces east, toward his birthplace, and was erected in 2008. (And what faces west shows Genghis Khan’s opinion of the world.)
… the first webcam ever used watched a coffee pot? The camera allowed researchers at Cambridge University to monitor the coffee without having to leave their desks to check on it. (Creativity has its advantages, especially for the lazy.)
Now … you know!
It’s like Christmas every Friday, CW when we get to unwrap the gift of your trivia. We Thank you, again, Good Sir.
The Cambridge Researchers musta been formerly Chief Warrant Ossifers. Who else keeps an eye on coffee pots like that?
Speaking of spying actresses…Watching today’s Gunsmoke (The Predators), I spied a very well preserved Jacqueline Scott, a Classy Lady in every sense of the word…and a drop dead gorgeous Ginger. Starred in more than 103 different productions, starting her career at age 3, and married to the same guy for 62 years. Also spied a VERY young Jodie Foster (portraying her daughter).
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0779261/bio/?ref_=nm_ov_bio_sm
Pedo Joe is lucky he doesn’t live in Massachusetts.
Shit Man, what’a guy have to do to get a WoT First around here….maybe instead of a magic 8 ball, I have to get a Crystal Ball….(“Where’s Miss CLEO!!!! when you need her?!?!?” )
Anyway, fuck all ya’all and the thread dropping at all hours and whatever, I claim 69th!!!…since it WAS my unit at Andrews so I’m going with that.
Cheers bitches and Congrat to Hack….maybe we need to deploy him against the CHINEEEE’
Hmmmmmm
All of you Deplorable Garbage will be finding this under your Christmas tree. Assuming that you can read.
Heads up for anyone living in Maryland. They have some effed laws, such as if you were to sign a lease to rent a 5 bedroom house in Bethesda Maryland for $6500 a month, they expect you to pay $6500 every month. No idea why a Vice President of a proud but humble woman owned business would need a 5 bedroom home for him and his wife. Maybe she wanted a house large enough so that she would not have to share a bedroom with him.
Perhaps he could attempt to pay with fecal artwork?
Psul is the smartest guy that Hack Stone knows. Hack Stone doesn’t know many people.
Speaking of which, did anyone catch Sean Penn defending the honor of Robert Hunter Biden, Ensign US Naval Reserve? Said Hunter is one of the finest people that he knows. That says a lot about the moral caliber of the people that Sean Penn knows.
https://www.foxnews.com/media/sean-penn-says-hes-proud-biden-pardoning-hunter-one-finest-people-i-know
Losers gonna lose.
Also suprised Penn is still alive after ghosting Guzman.
Who’s Sean Penn? Never heard of him. (Sarc.)
His last good movie was “Fast Times at Ridgemont High”.
He’s going to turn his spandex inside out?
FIRST FIFTEENTH
Not first
I’m in between fourteen and sixteen so thats not bad.
Speaking of Sixteen, how about The Six Teens singing
“A Casual Look” in 1956 on the Flip Label. Your an Army Vet so go on youtube and listen to the Male singing about going overseas. This is in the middle of the song called the bridge or channel. Enjoy.
Twentieth!
13thish. Fashionably late and arriving empty handed.
I declare myself PRESENT and UNACCOUNTABLE as I once again award myself yet another Honorary First.
((((OVER))))
Epstein did not kill himself.
NOW we are finding out just who the sewer creatures are that have an (R) after their name, the RINOS are showing their colors.
The first Mobile Red Hat Software Kiosk opened in 2024 on the River Road exit of the Capital Beltway after a proud but humble woman owned business lost their corporate headquarters for nonpayment of back rent, and the Jaguar hailing the software overheated and the transmission fell out.
Problems with your jaguar? Meet your new service writers.
The McDonald’s is no longer there, but the famous window is in the Sierra Vista museum.
Does it have a placard commemorating the first 375 pound Karen to climb through the window because her Chicken McNuggets was shy one dipping sauce?
Anyway, top 40 at least.
Stat safe.
A motorized sled track, best enjoyed with grandma behind the wheel of her brand new beetle, circa 1968. Fun times as the rear tried to change places with the front, and grandma grinning the whole time.
Them heaters sucked for the kids in the back.
They sucked even if you sat in the front as I found out later in life.
Hey, all. Hope everyone had a good week. I’ve been holding onto this video for a couple of weeks now, but I was dealing with some things that finally ended in a broken lease, so I couldn’t share it. But I’m sharing it now. This video was made by a Youtuber called Shoe0nhead. She’s a lefty, but she’s one of those rare ones in that she has some gears turning in her head (albeit some of the takes she has I would consider to be bad takes, but they are rather few and far between). She would describe herself as a populist (in actuality, a Bernie supporter
), but this video is her analysis on the 2024 Trump win (or, more accurately, the democrats’ loss) and it makes for an entertaining watch. Enjoy:
Berry is telegraphing again
There maybe civil unrest on the horizon
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/obama-first-remarks-since-election-says-a-line-has-been-crossed-one-side-makes-certain-moves
The line to his irrelevance.
Gotta suck after so long.
But he cashed in!
Arrogant prick.
Present & uncountable.
God bless all of y’all.
Also.
That’s what demon-crats do. Give away money to get their 10% cut down the road. Instead of putting that money to use helping our own people in need. Good riddance to this cancer on our country, Jan 20th cant come soon enough.
The African content is so poor that $100 will feed a family for a year. Where is this money really going?
Speaking of cancer, we have only 45 days until we can close this dark chapter of American history called the Biden-Harris Administration, have they cured cancer yet?
No cure on cancer, i personally would like see that cure. They have created a lot of people hungry for freedom. People tired of the lefts bs
In other fun news, all that “2000 Mules” nonsense? Yeah, D’Souza just admitted that some of it was ‘flawed’, which is weasel-speak for ‘flat-out made up’.
https://www.cnn.com/2024/12/02/politics/2000-mules-creator-admits-some-of-films-claims-are-flawed/index.html
Now, I know nobody here likes CNN, so here’s the Economist and the WSJ with the same, but you likely can’t see the full articles without being a subscriber:
https://www.economist.com/united-states/2024/12/05/dinesh-dsouza-admits-his-documentary-was-fiction
https://www.wsj.com/opinion/dinesh-dsouza-apologizes-2000-mules-film-2020-election-mark-andrews-donald-trump-d521033e
Now, True the Vote, which supplied the information to D’Souza of course insists that everything is still accurate.. but in what I’m sure is a total coincidence, they aren’t being sued, but D’Souza was. When they get sued, I bet they change their tune too.
Just received this obituary from 2022,
that includes a written acknowledgment and admission of Stolen Valor.
Phony Vietnam Veteran. Even though he was born in 1961.
Harley, Harley bling, and Harley bling photo in obituary — check.
BONUS – His sister is one of the nuttiest of the nutjob J6 convicts.
You can find that name in this obit, if you look a little.
And yes,
she’s a now expectin’ a pard’n,
‘specially with her upcomin’ resentencin’ a loomin’.
https://obits.pennlive.com/us/obituaries/pennlive/name/randy-pomeroy-obituary?id=36070515
Nobody ever did the math on this guy’s claims? Just another dumbass in the company of dumbasses.