E-4 Mafia Grins

| July 16, 2024


J.D. Vance

With Trump pick, JD Vance is first post-9/11 vet on major party ticket

By Nikki Wentling

JD Vance, named Monday as the Republican vice presidential running mate of former President Donald Trump, is known as many things: a bestselling author, a Republican senator, a former venture capitalist, a leading voice of conservatism, a onetime Trump critic – and a U.S. Marine Corps veteran.

Vance, 39, is the first millennial on a major-party ticket, and a prominent veterans group heralded him Monday as the first among the post-9/11 generation of veterans to appear on a presidential ballot.
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Vance was raised in Middletown, Ohio, and enlisted in the Marine Corps after graduating high school in 2003. He served a four-year enlistment as a combat correspondent, during which he escorted civilian press and gathered information and wrote articles for a military news service. He deployed to Iraq as a corporal with the 2nd Marine Aircraft Wing in 2005.

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KoB

“E-4 Mafia Grins”? As if there is such a thing…

We’ll see.

HT3

I’m a card carrying member IF there was such an organization where you needed to carry cards to show you were a member of which I am definitely NOT because it does NOT exist.

SFC D

I can neither confirm nor deny the existence of such an organization, nor would I be able to comment if it did exist. Call my lawer.

KoB

The FIRST Rule of E-4 Mafia Club is “We don’t talk about E-4 Mafia Club.”

I tried to get in touch with your lawer, ‘D. Seems as if he has gone underground. Maybe his practice ran out of gas?

5JC

Try the barracks CQ number. That is where his office is located.

SFC D

It would appear that his business has, as my dad would put it, “stalled out and spun in”.

KoB

“Cards?…We don’t need no steenkin’ cards!”

A Proud Infidel®™

He’s also a rags-to-riches man, one who didn’t grow up with the proverbial silver spoon as well, someone the DC Insider Country Club won’t like, which is an additional big plus to me, he’s worked and gotten his hands dirty in the past as well!

Hack Stone

It’s amazing what you can accomplish when you don’t blow all of your money on blow and strippers, plus having to give 10% to The Big Guy.

5JC

Was the 10% on top of the half that he had to give Joe? That part was never clear.

RGR 4-78

It’s kind of weird how the IRS never asked that question.

Mason

Tucker said it best when he said all the DC insiders were against Vance. Rumor was that Rupert Murdoch was calling Trump personally, several times a day, to lobby for Burgum (yucky) or at least not Vance.

I liked Vance before, but that just sealed the deal for me.

Harry

Brit Hume says he has no experience.
Brit Hume can eat a bag of dicks.

5JC

If I recall correctly there was another guy running a couple years ago had no experience. He got elected president twice already.

Old tanker

Lets face it, given the current “administration” he was elected 3 times. Although it seems he has had a falling out with the main babysitter of the meat puppet. She seems to be very enamored with the trappings of power she is not entitled to.

STSC(SW/SS)

Coated with shit.

Sapper3307

First beard running in long time also.

5JC

54% of American males have a beard now. Strangely, 5-10% of American women now do as well. I give a range because I don’t want to make a presumption about people’s gender Just because they have a vagina.

But 100% of hot women who like real men, also like them sporting beards.

Major Tuddy

Good call on Vance. He will be useful in putting a youthful face on the campaign. He’s also young enough to carry on Trump’s legacy, yet old and mature enough to be trusted with the Presidency should Trump die in office (hopefully of natural causes).

I used to think that Trump was too old to be elected. Having Vance as backup means that I can now vote for Trump with full confidence.

Trump/Vance ‘24. 💪👊💯🫡🇺🇸

BlueCord Dad

The Left is starting already…

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Devildoc8425

So a list of his good qualities? 🤣

5JC

Now I want to vote for him twice. How many times are we allowed to vote? I forgot.

A Terminal Lance Coolie

As many times as you want, provided you’re a Democrat and dead!

SFC D

Once in person, and as many times as you want by mail in some states. Democrat ticket only. Even after death.

rgr769

Yes, the D-rats will send you ballots that vote the straight party ticket and then send a ballot harvester to you to pick up your ballots.

5JC

Hopefully they also correct any mistakes in case you voted wrong.

Forest Bondurant

How soon will the left trot out some unknown woman who will alledge his sexual proclivities or misconduct, without being able to give specific dates or places?

Eggs

Soon as Gloria finds ‘em

HT3

Did you see this yesterday?

VP-Accusers
MIRanger

Well, not 400lbs… but they got the rest!

rgr769

Do we know how many are really women, except for the circled one who cries and has a mangina?

MIRanger

How come they never try the fake with a real hot looker? I love watching the drama!

Just once I would like to see a 400lbs, gay, trans, furry, unicorn, dominatrix come our and state she/he/it/they were paid off to keep their love child with Congressman such and such secret! It would be such a circus!

5JC

Back in the Barney Frank days that sort of happened. It was mostly underage teenagers. His house was basically a drug den for male prostitutes, which the Washington Post and the other media ignored. This is before everybody had a a video camera in their pocket.

Anonymous

Just ask Bill Cosby, Herman Caine, Matt Gaetz…

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Wireman611

Stop, stop! I’m already buying this. You don’t have to convince me.

5JC

As a retired officer (and former E4) I have zero issues voting for him. If he had been a E4 in the Marines and that was all he had ever done with his life, that would be one thing. But he has moved so far past that It is practically a footnote.

It isn’t a footnote though. The Marines build one hell of a foundation for character. Sure, if you look hard enough you can find a bad one, But they are the rare exception rather than the rule. The kids today that say they are missing out on something or putting their life on hold to join the military for a few years have no idea what they are missing out on. It is life, an important part of it too.

The number of people that I know that regret not doing it, vastly outnumber those that regret doing it.

TopGoz

Press reports that he didn’t properly clean his rifle and/or was missing a piece of 782 gear during his time in the Corps in 5… 4… 3…

Forest Bondurant

There will be hell to pay if he can’t produce that canteen cup or tent peg.

5JC

I understand. I will leave strict orders that there will be no “code reds”. Harris is not to be touched.

SgtM

It’s not a rag she wants stuffed down her throat… just sayin.

Hack Stone

Tent peg? You heard about that Supply asshole at CSSD-12 who wanted Hack to pay for the Guideline and five tent stakes left in Saudi Arabia? That will be on the highlight reel of the next TAH Beer Summit.

A Proud Infidel®™

It’s rumored that JD Vance once RUTHLESSSLY ripped the tag straight off of a new mattress 15 years ago, the one that says, “DO NOT REMOVE under Penalty of Law”, …

SgtM

I heard he put his hands in his pockets in cammies and willfully walked on the company Gunny’s grass. Also there is that horrible rumor he had a late night on court st and fell out of a company run puking… oh wait. That was me. I carried the hidden E-4 card for years then I woke up a Sgt and was all alone in the world. The ghosts of my previous E-4 brothers call to me….

SFC D

A good NCO never forgets his roots.

Hack Stone

And he never completed the paperwork for the allotment to the young college student working at the Driftwood for tuition.

SFC D

He declined to contribute to the CFC.

Sapper3307

The VP debate is going to be painful for CoWMuLLa.

Green Thumb

She will claim racism right off the bat and stick with it through the debate.

That is all she has….

Mason

Don’t sell her claims of sexism short. That’s why she got so few votes in the Democrat primaries.

5JC

Racism is the old standby clutch play. But I don’t think they’re going to be able to falsely accuse their way out of this one.

A Proud Infidel®™

It’s been said that Kamala Harris worked HARD under the desk when she was getting started.

5JC

She was a hard to go-getter willing to take any position to make things happen. She always made sure that the client was completely satisfied no matter what it took.

SgtM

Could you even fathom being ole Doug knowing your wife has been plowed more than a Kansas corn field.

SFC D

He likes to watch.

SFC D

That’s hard to swallow.

SFC D

She’s the inventor of the HAWK TUAH

11B-Mailclerk

Embrace the Suck

Slow Joe

And just like that, Donald J Trump went from being my candidate, to being my hero.

Hack Stone

He should push for the next Attorney General to be a Barracks Lawer. 🥴

11B-Mailclerk

Well, I did win that epic case of Barracks Lawyering….

Dennis - not chevy

In 1973 I had a history teacher tell me that it was about time Americans stopped electing Presidents who were Generals.

It never occurred to the deep-dipped liberal whine-a-holic that it is possible the same personality and drive that led to someone being a General would lead to attempting to fill a higher office.

Of course, JD Vance was not an officer; however, nothing is wrong and everything is right with raising one’s right hand, serving one enlistment, and going on to something different.

If one wants to be a politician for life, one should move to a monarchy quickly before the hereditary peerages lose their authority.

Or as they say where I’m from, “Aayup, the whole family votes democrat, cept’n the eldest boy, durn fool took up lahned to read.”

5JC

Looks like Bite me is getting ready to drop out. I guess God must have spoke to him direct.

https://nypost.com/2024/07/17/us-news/biden-says-medical-condition-could-prompt-him-to-drop-out-if-doctors-came-to-me/

MarineDad61

5JC,
Is COVID enough of a “medical condition”?
He has it now.

https://www.cnbc.com/2024/07/17/president-biden-tests-positive-for-covid-unidosus-leader-says.html

5JC

And he is giving speeches!!!! The maniac! He will kill thousands!

He can run the basement campaign just like the big success last time.

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SFC D

It worked once, might as well try it again.

11B-Mailclerk

(Singing) They did it before and they can do it again, and they will do it again ….

Fyrfighter

Yeah, sure seems like setting up the plan…