It’s Twue! It’s Twue!

| May 22, 2023

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You may have noticed the meme yesterday in which Kamala Harris, the lowest-polling VP of modern times, is referenced as the government  “AI Czar” .

Well, it isn’t just a meme. Having successfully solved the border crisis, not only is she in charge of determining policy on Artificial Intelligence, she has already had meetings, to wit:

For roughly two hours in the White House’s Roosevelt Room, Vice President Kamala Harris and other officials told the leaders of Google, Microsoft, OpenAI, the maker of the popular ChatGPT chatbot, and Anthropic, an A.I. start-up, to seriously consider concerns about the technology. President Biden also briefly stopped by the meeting.

“What you’re doing has enormous potential and enormous danger,” Mr. Biden told the executives.

“The private sector has an ethical, moral and legal responsibility to ensure the safety and security of their products,” Ms. Harris said in a statement. “And every company must comply with existing laws to protect the American people.”

NY Times

Because tech companies have always had our best interests at heart –  I’m surprised she didn’t invite the Chinese Communist Party as well just to round it out. Nonetheless,  we are about to witness an alternative to an Irresistible Force vs. Immovable Object situation: Artificial Intelligence vs. Natural Stupidity. Think I know which way I am betting.

Category: Government Incompetence, Kamala

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HT3

The Artificial Intelligence Czar? Well, she has no intelligence and sure is fake as hell, so she seems like the right choice. I wonder if she knows sleeping with AI won’t help her career.

tshe

If there is a hole, AI will fill in the gap.

Green Thumb

AI= Academic Incompetence.

Flagwaver

As opposed to Veep Harris who got her first job by having a hole filled in.

tshe

“Every day that we get up, we need to be getting up every day.” — AI Generated Kamala Harris Quote —

Daisy Cutter

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Deckie

Holy shit that gave me a migraine.

A Proud Infidel®™

I think reading that made me lose 10 IQ points!

5JC

It’s like I said a few weeks ago when she was first appointed. We can go ahead and surrender now to Skynet.

Skynet clearly has control of time travel and sent a cyborg back to the past and killed everybody they could stand in its way. Skynet then gamed it out and put the people in charge who could best facilitate Skynet’s assumption of leadership of the human race.

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QMC

That’s exactly what I was thinking. If she handles it as well as the Border, then I’m expecting Judgment Day anytime now.

Kyle Reese was only off on his prediction by about 26 years.

Daisy Cutter

Stupid is a wildcard. It doesn’t fall into any logical pattern and therefore cannot be predicted and can’t be gamed against. There is a reason the VPOTUS was selected.

JC

She’s the insurance policy.

11B-Mailclerk

So, Skynet sent back in time an artificial idiot, in order to ensure the triumph of artificial intelligence.

QMC

Trump/DeSantis/Ramaswamy/Whoever should go just ahead and coin the line for the 2024 race:

“Vote for me if you want to live”

5JC

You need to go ahead and copyright that.

rgr1480

Per Ramirez:

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AW1Ed

There are some very smart people in Dem leadership laughing their collective asses off at this. She’s a disaster on wheels and they know it.

But she’s also easily manipulated to fit their agenda which cements her place in the Administration.

KoB

Nailed it! This entire administration was (s)elected by design.

To quote Thunderstixx…”We’re DOOOOOOMED!”

Odie

She sounds like Yogi Berra. My apologies to Yogi.

26Limabeans

At least with Yogi you know exactly what he means.

Odie

They just made a documentary on Yogi. The local sports announcer interviewed his granddaughter and the producer of the documentary.

His granddaughter thankfully did not inherit Yogis good looks.

Ksdk 5 in st louis aired it on sports plus. She was easy on the eyes and ears. She was reminiscing on Yogi as Grandpa and not Yogi the ball player.

I think the documentary would be well worth the time. The name of it escapes me at the moment.

Daisy Cutter

“It Ain’t Over”

Odie

Thank you.

SidneyBroadshead

Yogi Berra made some kind of sense. He said stuff that contradicted itself. Like a Zen koan.
“You know that place that everyone used to go? Nobody goes there anymore. It’s too crowded.”
Harris says utter nonsense that’s a waste of air.

Roh-Dog

When does legitimate criticism of this PoS become a crime? In Das Empire of Lies the number of ‘thou shall nots’ can only increase as Liberty and reason are hunted down and culled “for our safety”.

I can’t wait for her to be appointed Prezaccident and go full-on Caesarsalad, as she’s want to do.

If this timeline can hurry up to the acute part that’d be grreeeaaaattttt.

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AZRobert

What if in the Matrix of Idiocracy, Kamal Toe is the best AI can create and it’s all just a Grand Illusion for the Godless?

USMC Steve

This will be interesting because kamala is the black hole of bumbassery.

BlueCord Dad

I couldn’t help myself…
https://youtu.be/s9JqbCH4aVw

5JC

Her experiences with AI, which means Artificial Intelligence, because the intelligence is artificial, which means it isn’t real intelligence, are very experienced. Because of the experience, she can make tough decisions about AI, even tougher.

Daisy Cutter

And it is time that she must be doing this and that time is every day.

Army-Air Force Guy

I’ll take ranch on the side with my word salad, please 😄.

Daisy Cutter

Speaking of which – I can no longer order Roquefort dressing, they make me say “Blue Cheese.” They are the same other than a VERY slight difference in the cheese.

Then came the pronoun game. *sigh*

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JC

The CCP joined the meeting on Microsoft Teams.

Daisy Cutter

And the audio keeps cutting out from time to time.

Flagwaver

The difference between Artificial Intelligence vs Natural Stupidity is that AI is built by smart people to be smart and natural stupidity is formed by stupid people to be more stupid.

Daisy Cutter

I thought about this when I swerved to avoid hitting a squirrel once. I risked wrecking my car over a dumb squirrel that will probably jump out in front of a car again. Natural selection removes stupid squirrels from the population, so you should just accept that and run them over and cruel as that sounds. It’s nature’s way – accept it.