Phony SEAL – Custer’s Last Stand II
So, here’s something you don’t see everyday. A man – Christopher “Rusty” Custer – falsely claimed that he was a Navy SEAL on a loan application in order to start a horse business.
Christopher Teasdel “Rusty” Custer
Man accepts plea deal in federal court after lying about being Navy SEAL to secure loan
Lexington Herald-Leader (KY) | November 14, 2022A Lexington man who lied about being a Navy SEAL and put false information on loan documents in order to start a horse business has accepted a plea deal in federal court.
Christopher “Rusty” Custer accepted a plea deal on Oct. 31 in United States District Court Eastern District, and pleaded guilty to one charge of bank fraud, according to court documents. Custer originally faced four charges including two counts of bank fraud, and two counts of wire fraud.
The indictment said Custer “falsely purported” to be a Navy SEAL in 2018 when he applied for a loan from Traditional Bank to buy a home and land in Lexington for an equine business.
He faces up to 30 years in prison, a fine of not more than $1 million, and a term of supervised release of up to five years.
Reporter Bill Estep contributed to this story.
©2022 Lexington Herald-Leader. Visit kentucky.com. Distributed by Tribune Content Agency, LLC
So, in case you missed it… the Moon Dance Farm is no longer accepting applications for employment. Unless, of course, you are skilled at getting the shit back in the horse.
Category: Fake SEAL
I wonder if “Rusty” Custer got his name the same way that Vice Principal “Rusty” Thorne got his. (“Teen Wolf” Michael J Fox 1985) GRRRRRRRRR…………
Horse feathers..
You beat me to it!
Horse Hockey
Horse Apples
Horse Faced
Horse’s Ass
Rusty is PROOF that horse’s asses outnumber horses.
You know there’s a solid Colonel Potter reference in the good old As(s)teroid of Insults®™
(I’m here just lurking when I can, busy. All good.)
Horse ship!
Great Marx Brothers flick
“Moon Dance”, eh? If there be just-ass Christopher “Rusty” Custer will be cutting a rug with his goods out for his prison pimp.
May all his tromboners be “Rusty”.
Rusty Trombone. Haven’t heard that one in ages.
Sheesh … had to google that. Sorry I did.
I need a drink.
He probably went with “Rusty” because “Teasdel” sounded too much like a fluffer.
I suspose “Corroded” would be a bit much.
Point of order:
Does the Official TAH POSer 101 Handbook authorize the wearing of a leather vest covered in POSer bling while mounted on horseback?
The rules are completely different for horse masterbaters. The thing that happens to the dog, I’m pretty sure that is illegal too.
I’ve had both the horse and the leather vest at the same points in time, but it never occurred to me to wear the one while mounted on the other. My 34 year old horse died several months ago, or I would have enjoyed posing for a pic for posting here.
Well dang, Counselor. Ol’ Poe would have loved to have seen that pic. And condolences on losing your old partner in a relationship that likely lasted much longer than most contemporary marriages.
Yes. I owned that horse since he was six years old. He was a helluva warhorse. He was my Civil War and Indian Wars cavalry reenactor horse. He saved me from capture by the Indians in a couple of the Little Bighorn reenactments. Plus, his bravery saved some of my Buffalo Soldiers from attack by a large bull in one of our weekend events.
I would love to ride the Little Big Horn … a TEWT on horseback. That would be just too cool.
And on McClellans at that.
Oh … does the army still use the term TEWT? We used to call TEWTs:
Practical
Exercises
Not
Involving
Soldiers
We did a two-week cavalry training boot camp at a ranch near the battlefield. We rode to the Crow’s Nest and followed Custer’s route to the battlefield. We crossed the Little Bighorn on horseback four times. During our ride on the battlefield, the tourists went nuts, since what we were doing wasn’t advertised. We camped on the river and the next day participated in the reenactment for two days. There were about 5,000 spectators for the battle reenactment. It was a hoot. My fellow reenactor T-boned the Indian portraying Crazy Horse during one of the melees and sent him to the hospital with a broken ankle. It was an epic experience.
Assless chaps here I bet.
Ok, by definition, chaps are assless. If they had an ass, they would be pants.
This thread has taken a strange turn…😂
Chaps are designed to be worn OVER pants, not INSTEAD of pants.
Correct.
Now you tell us. Phil Monkress could have used that information last year before attending the All Points logistics Christmas Party.
If you want to see a lot of chaps only being worn, you can go to the “White Swallow” nightclub in San Francisco.
The False Commander “Phony” Phil Monkress (CEO of All-Points Logistics) and Joseph Cryer have a joint patent on those…
Looks like Joe Cryer has a judgment against him, but he skipped town and left no forwarding address. Maybe he is hiding out with Elaine Ricci in an abandoned home in Bethesda.
https://casesearch.mdcourts.gov/casesearch/inquiryDetail.jis?caseId=C23CV21000052&loc=49&detailLoc=ODYCIVIL
Pronounced “shaps”.
The short ones are “chinks” … etymology (possibly) from chingadera [cut off]
After retiring as Navy SEAL Master Chief from ST6 I bet he thought the same as me; “what job would I do for free?”
The first thing that came to mind for him was jacking off horses. I didn’t go that way but I can see the argument.
It also explains the custard in his stache.
Khristopher Krusty Kuster the Klown,
only 12 days ago, on his Book of the Fake.
Nothing like a Phony Navy SEAL
singing the old spiel “Oh, woe is me”.
Notice, no mention of anything like
“This year, I learned not to be a dumbass lying phony.”
Nope, it’s all about blaming everyone else…but himself.
He learned to “hold on to what mattered”.
He learned to hold on to what matters, like the soap in the prison shower.
He may be a bit Rusty now, but his new room mates will give him plenty of lubricant.
Any Moon Dance needs a fiddler.
26Limabeans & Hack Stone,
Krusty Kuster’s exercise regimen.
I doubt the Shake Weight is allowed in prison.
I found it.
It’s a “parody” ad for “Shake Weight for Men”,
but it fits Krusty Kuster to a K.
Strikes me that if he were actually a SEAL, he would have already learned some of the things he claims to have recently learned.
USMCMSgt (Ret),
More than Navy SEALs (and Phony SEALs),
most veterans seem to learn these things
by the end of basic training.
He needs to ignore the haters who don’t have the courage to fake being a Seal.
Precisely, if not sooner.
Probably plagiarized that.
He probably learned that the future is a prison and his asshole is an illusion.
His cellmate calls his junk The USS Enterprise, because it is about to go boldly where no man has gone before. Rusty is going to on the December cover of Prison Bride Monthly.
He says the “past is a prison” – think he means his future
The Moon Dance Ranch – Big Hat, No Horses
So you are saying that Christopher “Rusty” Custer is a lying dogfaced pony Sailor? Sounds like a lot of malarkey.
Christopher “Rusty” Custer bet on the wrong pony.
Jeff LPH 3 63-66 up!
This is a target rich environment for punnery…
The only thing better would be if he was having sex with the horses. Hack Stone has a stable full of EAP (Equine Attracted People) puns.
I just got on the site at 5:PM Mick and saw this so this guy should not have horsed and hoofed around by lying about being a Navy Seal and he also ain’t got no horse sense.I think that Mr. Ed would agree and rein in that this guy is a horses ass..
It is decidedly NOT a marvelous night for a moondance.
Seems like they would have to prove that the SEAL claim on the loan application influenced their decision. Which begs the question – other than integrity, why would that influence decisions? I mean, I would think that SEALs are as good at financial management, but perhaps not heads and shoulders above the rest of the population, but I could be wrong.
When Hack Stone refinanced Stately Stone Manor with Navy Federal Credit Union, his listing of the highly coveted and rarely awarded Precious Metals Recovery Expert Badge earned him a .000092% savings on his APR.
I asked a similar question a few years back with some faker who thought his alleged time on Teams gave him some kind of unique insights into March Madness bracketing.
I went back and checked, I’m mistaken. The phony SEAL I was referring to was trying to use his phony SEAL-ness to lend credence to his arguments regarding the NBA draft, not March Madness.
They would know how to seal the deal.
Substitute ‘loan application’ for ‘resume.’
“As a Prior Service Army Infantryman, in combination with an ammonia cleaner the best materiel to clean a mirror or window is newsprint” — Roh-Dog
Some experiences, like mine with the Finest Janitorial School EVER, makes one an Expert. Anyone who disagrees will sit thru my Simple Green Is Magic powerpoint.
Running a buffer is like riding a bike, once you learn, you never forget.
My grandmother taught me the ammonia cleaner + newsprint protocol back in the 1950’s.
And heaven help me if I left any streaks on her car windows. (Or did any other chore to less than perfection – perfection as she defined it.)
I still hate to clean windows – almost as much as I hate to use Windows’ software.
tshe,
We already know that skill in tossing a baseball, football, or basketball
is NO bearing on any athlete’s ability to handle a buck.
Yet, banks and corporations throw money at the ball throwers,
while whistling Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah out of their assholes.
(Line from Clark Griswold (Chevy Chase) in the movie Vacation).
https://youtu.be/bUmKUWzbDxg
Let’s try this again.
The Horse got her Happy Ending.
A possible fit as a Equine The rapt Director at All-Points Logistics.
Jesus. That was bad. Auto-not-correct.
Equine Therapy Director at All-Points Logistics.
That is what happens when you purchase your auto-correct software from a proud but humble woman owned business that sells software to the federal government formerly located in Bethesda Maryland.
No shit!
I want a refund.
Chances are they have alredy put that cash up their ass or nose.
No refunds! Store credit only.
Maybe Phildo will work some balls?
All-Points Logistics personnel have been known to do that to avoid both civil and criminal prosecution.
Untrusty Rusty sure put a seal on making a horse’s ass of himself.
Don’t ever name your horse Rusty.
Isn’t Beefareeno
a lot like the Elko POW*MIA Awareness Ass Chili Feed?
(Classic Seinfeld)
Speaking of the Elko POW*MIA Awareness Ass….
Check out this steaming pile of horse shit.
They BAILED…
the entire chapter called a sick out,
1 day before the Elko Veterans Day Parade.
Has anyone ever seen any chapter of any org, ever,
pull this type of mass BS before…
on any city or town
for a Veterans Day Parade?
https://www.facebook.com/Elko-POWMIA-Awareness-Association-106848159338009/
Long as the come through on the Chilli Feed.
Army-Air Force Guy,
We shall soon see.
They usually put out 1st notices by end of December.
But they are short on members and volunteers now,
and other than meetings (at a VFW Post!)
with gun raffle tickets to sell,
they aren’t doing a whole hell of a lot.
You know, since they held an urn funeral service
with an E-4 CPL photo…
…… for a “Retired Master Sgt”.
Notice the large “DESERT STORM VET” patch
on the top of the dearly departed vest.
Ashes to ashes.
Vest to vest.
[Les Brown – The Lie Continues Even in Death
Steve Balm | June 14, 2021
https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=114542
“Ashes to ashes.
Vest to vest.”
Just what the f*ck is up with these hives of POSer assclowns and their f*cking leather vests covered in POSer bling?
Now they even drag their POSer vests out and put them on display at their funerals?
I hate this POSer bullshit more and more every day. There’s no end to it…
Are good ol’ Les’ ashes in the box?
If Gen Custer owned a custard stand, He wouldn’t have had the last stand.
If Custer had owned a custard stand, he would’ve been flustered when his custard failed to cut the mustard… 😉
He might as well practice a-spreadin’ his cheeks for Bubba, Thor, Julio, “Tiny Tyrone” and the rest of whatever cell block he ends up in, He’s going to get his cherry popped in no time at all!
UPDATE – Disregard below.
It’s NOT the same Margaret DeSanti.
The DeSanti in the film recently passed away,
and not in Mesa, Arizona.
Maggie DeSanti apparently lives on….
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Holy JC MF Stolen Valor !!!!
A new documentary in post-production.
“Athenia’s Last Voyage”
Take a look at the list of participants listed as “Self”.
Who’s the 1st to notice a familiar name?
And..
Who wants to be the first to notify the producers??
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt13664936/