View From Under the Bus, No Drilling and Chef Boyardee- Dem Closing Arguments

| November 7, 2022


“Vote for single party rule or Democracy dies.”

Dems have reached a fever pitch of incoherence. Their internal polling showed the drums they were banging, abortion and 06 January, were falling flat with the electorate. Republicans are bringing up inconvenient facts on a de facto economic recession, 40-year inflation highs, rampant crime, education, and the state of the life blood of the economy- energy sources- to name several.

Prog counters of evil Republican plans to reduce federal spending on Social Security and Medicare were created out of whole cloth, and thinly veiled threats of “Democracy is on the ballot” ring hollow (I voted, democracy WAS my ballot).

It’s gotten so bad they actually have resorted to telling the truth- sort of.

In the final hours before the midterms, Joe twice verified Barry’s assessment of his uncanny ability to, ah, make errors in critical thinking. First, he made certain there would be no doubt about his vision for America’s coal industry:

“We’re going to be shutting these plants down all across America and having wind and solar power,” Biden said at an event in California last Friday, adding that this shift will save utility companies “a hell of a lot of money” because “it’s cheaper to generate electricity from wind and solar than it is from coal and oil.”

I can store it in mason jars, too. The death of the fossil fuel industry has been Joe’s starting position since he ran for the office from his basement. Yet Joe Manchin is shocked to hear this and commented that Biden’s remarks were “outrageous and divorced from reality” and stated:

“Comments like these are the reason the American people are losing trust in President Biden and instead believe he does not understand the need to have an all in energy policy that would keep our nation totally energy independent and secure,” Manchin said in a statement. “It seems his positions change depending on the audience and the politics of the day.”

Schumer must be laughing his ass off. My kin in West-By-God Virginia are patiently waiting for 2024, Senator. They are not pleased.

Not satisfied with killing the coal industry, Joe took aim at drilling. In a single exchange with a heckler, he destroyed two years of prog’s straw-man attacks on Covid, Putin, Big Oil, and Mom&Pop gas stations.

Off the leash for New York Gov. Kathy Hochul, Joe responded to a shouted question from a green activist audience member about his longstanding promises to shut down fracking and new drilling on federal lands.

“No more drilling,” he said on Sunday. “There is no more drilling. I haven’t formed any new drilling.”

Last Monday Joe called on oil companies to expand their supply. He just admitted the fuel shortage causing so much pain is his policy, as we all knew.

One more. Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee (DCCC) Chief Representative Sean Patrick Maloney (D-NY) chose this moment to channel his inner “Qu’ils mangent de la brioche” side.

“I grew up in a family where if the gas price went up, the food price went down, so by this time of the week we’d be eating Chef Boyardee if that budget wasn’t gonna change – So that’s what families have to do,” he said during an interview with Westchester’s Halston Media.

I can’t drive 55, either. I suppose an idea or three on relieving the monetary hardships on one’s constituency is too much to expect these days. Time for an election.

Vote.

Category: 2022 Elections, America, Government Incompetence

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Fyrfighter

These criminals need to be thrown out of office, tried for their crimes, convicted, and subject to appropriate punishments. This can be under our current system of “justice” or under whatever system might come to be, should they decide to blatantly steal this election like they did the last…But in order for our REPUBLIC ( not to mouth breathing dims, it is NOT a democracy) to survive, it MUST happen.

MustangCPT

Fuck Manchin and fuck Maloney. Shove a can of Chef Boyardee up his ass…

Anna Puma

Does a can of Chef Boyardee fit in a Blooper Gun?

MCPO USN

With the sharp lid already open.

rgr769

Riddle me this: Why would the cost of food go down when the cost of vehicle fuel goes up, since all the food in the grocery store was driven there in motor vehicles burning gasoline or diesel fuel?

USMC Steve

It doesn’t. He don’t know what he is talking about.

SFC D

I got a D in Econ 101 and I know it doesn’t work like that.

rgr769

It is like there is no absurd statement these proggy D-rats won’t try to sell us.

5JC

Your fate will be decided next week in the free and open light of liberty known as Egypt; at Sharm e-Sheikh during COP27. All the great powers that support de-industrialization will be there so China, Russia and a few others won’t be there.

They are sprucing the place up for Joe and John to come out there and tell the world it is in big danger and everyone has to do to stop the threat to Democracy. Leonardo DiCaprio and Equality 7-2521 should be there as well. When the US Department of Censorship says it is ok, you will find out what you need to know and when you get to turn on your TV for mandatory exercises.

They have taken care of everything. The words you read, the songs you sing, the pictures that give pleasure to your eyes. It’s one for all and all for one we work together, common sons, never need to wonder how or why.

Messkit

I do loves me some 2112.

KoB

I will vote tomorrow…and in my little ‘Ville it will be an honest, in person vote. I will show an ID (gasp!), I will sign my name (clutches pearls!), this will be compared to the Voter Registration Lists (THE HORROR!). The totals will then be transmitted, electronically, to the Dominion Controlled Election Gods in Atlanta where all of the totals will be adjusted by “the most inclusive voter fraud organization in history”. God help us!

We are being “voted” into Socialism. We are going to have to shoot our way out.

5JC

Well, at least you will be able to call on an ally.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1481641577529311234

Daisy Cutter

What’s really nice about voting now is they have all these people hanging around outside badgering you in regard to who to vote for.

They’ll even give you a ballot with all the votes filled in so you can merely hand it over to the pollster.

Heck, you don’t even have to think about it anymore – they do all the thinking for you so you don’t have to.

Daisy Cutter

I’m going to hit the voting polls before they close, then stock up on… well, you know what we’re doing.

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Anonymous

Hooah!
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Mason

I still like Matt Walsh’s take on it.

https://twitter.com/MattWalshBlog/status/1584905452025946112?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

The Democrats have settled on their closing argument:

“Vote for us so that we can castrate children, use your money to pay for abortions, and put pornography in the schools. If you don’t vote for us then you are a Nazi and democracy will die.”

Fascinating political strategy.

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Anonymous

An appeal to masochism?
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poetrooper

And yet, in spite of the incredibly inept and corrupt governance of Democrats on wide and clear display for any citizen paying attention, tens of millions of Americans are still voting for them.

It absolutely boggles this old man’s mind… 🙄 

MCPO USN

No shit. I could never imagine people could be that fucked up, but here we are.

Anonymous

Concur.

5JC

That is because Mason failed to mention the their biggest campaign promise: Free shit. Free money to stay at home and not work, free tuition, free bail to commit more crimes, free phones, free needles, free health care, free abortions, free housing, free school lunches, free laptops, free book about the history of the FBI, free just about everything you can think of.

Odie

Well said.

rgr769

Yup, the FSA (Free Shit Army) is not having a recruiting shortfall. And the Progs are all happy to re-up.

Anonymous

Let them eat Spaghetti-Os!

Not Democrats’ finest moment.

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5JC

Do I eat the Chef Boy-ar-dee in my Tesla?

CWORet

Might as well. You’ll be waiting for it charge anyway.

rgr769

I read the beautiful Porsche Taycan EV takes 11 hours to fully charge.

Daisy Cutter

Spaghetti-Os are a Campbell’s soup product.

Chef-Boyardee makes spaghetti and meatballs, ravioli, etc.

Just thought everyone would want to know if they wanted to follow the Dem’s advice to the letter.

Anonymous

My bad… Let them eat ravioli!

MustangCPT

Hey, those cheese ravioli ain’t bad. Especially when you’re a single guy prioritizing your money for the important things…booze and broads. Ah, the joys of a misspent youth!🤣

Daisy Cutter

All that stuff – canned ravioli, Spaghetti-Os, canned spaghetti – is the worst when it comes back up.

You know, when you meet “Ralph.”

MustangCPT

That’s why you eat the Boyardee around noon, skip dinner, and THEN hit the bars around 1800 or so. Should be all cleared out by then.

Mick

Yup.

There’s nothing quite like some “delicious” Chef Boyardee pasta warmed up in a BOQ room microwave after a big night at the O’Club bar.

MustangCPT

Well, I was living in the top floor of a Chicago 3-flat so, similar but different. Straight up bachelor pad.

Anonymous

Their regular Mini Ravioli beat the spaghetti and meat sauce MRE and are more spoonable.

MustangCPT

Yeah, but if you look ⬆️, you’ll see my preferred product was the cheese ravioli. I’m pretty sure they also made the minis in cheese.

Anonymous

I think so. Just pointing out regular ravioli there.

Hack Stone

We might as well get a chuckle as they load onto the trains to the reeducation camps. Who remembers Wacky Packages?

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Forrest Bondurant

Vote early – vote often! /sarc/

CWOK

Even if Dead!

Anonymous

It’s the Ch*tcago way!

UpNorth

Also, the Michigan way. I don’t think that our SOS has removed the 26,000 known dead voters from the rolls yet.

MustangCPT

That’s not an oil derrick, it’s a cell tower! Better yet, put a windmill housing around the pumpjack to camouflage it!