Tuesday with the Libs of Tik Tok

| September 20, 2022

I know I’m late on my duties.

She’s fat because of…shuffles cards…white people

“Porn literacy” for kids now

In my day, we had to find our dad’s Playboys.

Child abuse. So stunning and brave.

Check out the ginormous tits on this guy

We used to abhor this kind of racism

Refugees are trash, this guy says

I guess not ALL are welcome there

“Yeet the teets” is the official, medical term I assume

Say their name

Shut your skinny mouth. Her maw is empty of Little Debbie for ten seconds, so she has the floor

He seems professional

Category: Liberals suck, Libs of Tik Tok

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UpNorth

That fat woman is definitely not marginalized. She takes up both margins, and the body of the paper.
Nobody in Alaska knew who St. George of Floyd was?

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HT3

George Floyd: Career Criminal
Freddie Gary: Career Criminal
There, I said their names…
The last TikTok guy has got to be in Peter Puffer Hall of Fame.

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Anonymous

I would not let that last guy be around little boys. If there was something for 12-year-olds to be afraid of, it’d be him.

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Skivvy Stacker

Irony can be pretty ironic sometimes.

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Hack Stone

Quite confident that the jeans of the fat chick in the first video have already died, due to excessive stress.

And thanks to that famine in 1943, the population of India is at mere 1,000,000,000 people. And all 1,000,000,000 of them call Hack stone twelve times a day to inform him that thanks to new laws passed in his state, his funeral expenses are now covered.

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ninja

Speaking of Tik-Tok…

Wow…What Is Wrong With These Folks…🙄🤔🧐

“FDA Warns Against Potentially Deadly ‘NyQuil Chicken Challenge”

https://nypost.com/2022/09/20/fda-warns-against-potentially-deadly-nyquil-chicken-challenge/

“The FDA is warning against a social media challenge which involves people coating their poultry in NyQuil.”

“Called the “NyQuil Chicken Challenge,” users on social media are covering their meat in the over-the-counter medication, which is used to treat flu symptoms, colds and allergies.”

“Unsurprisingly, the FDA warned it could have very dangerous outcomes — not just if it’s ingested but from the cooking process.”

“If you ate one of those cutlets completely cooked, it’d be as if you’re actually consuming a quarter to half a bottle of NyQuil,”

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Anonymous

Use of Robitussin DM for this would have all the Dextromethorphan but none of Tylenol (which could damage your liver) for the chicken to absorb. (There’s also NyQuil DM which omits the Tylenol, too, for those who just don’t like Robo.) Just sayin’.

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Forrest Bondurant

Yep. Brought to you by the generation that ate Tide pods.

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Anonymous

Roger that. Sticking their finger in a light socket just wasn’t enough for ’em.

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David

The comments following the articles on this are priceless.

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KoB

We’re gonna need more, and bigger, woodchippers.

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JustALurkinAround

Negatory, King. Those fat cunts will just gum up the gears and teeth.

Acid baths, perhaps?

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poetrooper

In this ever-maddened world, take some solace in that old Sophoclean quote:

“Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad.”

In the extant day and age, you can easily substitute “Totally fuckin’ bat-shit crazy” for “mad”… 🙄 

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MustangCryppie

Yup. The USA is now officially an insane asylum.

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