IVAW to vote for new BM’s, because you can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!

Fun, fun, fun! IVAW puts the F U in Fun!

Yup, seems the freakazoids have themselves an election coming up. 8 candidates. For 6 slots. Yipee! I love me some choice. Now, the basic problem is sometimes it’s very difficult for your casual IVAW member, fresh off being on the lam from the DoT, to discern between the candidates who are in serious need of institutionalization from those who just need to be Rochambeaued repeatedly. That’s where your friends from TAH come in.

See, we got our hands on the 8 “2009 IVAW Board of Directors Candidate Application”s and I can tell you this….

They’re real…and they’re spectacular!

So, while I still believe that IVAW should be run as an anarcho-syndicalist commune, wherein you take it in turns to sort of act as a sort of executive officer for the week, but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs, but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more major issues.

Alas, they didn’t listen to me. But stay tuned for our new segment spread over the next week or so, “Better Know an Asshat Aspirant for a BM (Board Member, not bowel movement).” It’s a long title, but it is blessedly free of anything corny, and sums up just how nuts they really are.

Category: Politics