Boomer’s Sunday
It’s time once again, Delta Whiskies and Whiskettes, for Boomer’s Sunday, where I cull through his weekly offering of ‘toons, and pick the best. The preponderance of toons is provided by him and AW1 Scott, with many others also contributing.
Disclaimer: These toons are meant to amuse, entertain and inform, pretty much in that order. While I cull what I can, they are not specifically fact-checked, so expect a certain amount of artistic license.
Super Bowl Sunday from a Marine Corps Colonel:
“With all the kindness I can muster I give this one piece of advice to the next pop star who is asked to sing the national anthem at a sporting event: Save the vocal gymnastics and the physical gyrations for your concerts. Just sing this song the way you were taught to sing it in kindergarten – straight up, no styling. Sing it with the constant awareness that there are soldiers, sailors, airmen and Marines watching you from bases and outposts all over the world. Don’t make them cringe with your self-centered ego gratification. Sing it as if you are standing before a row of 96-year-old WWII vets wearing their Purple Hearts, Silver Stars and flag pins on their cardigans and you want them to be proud of you for honoring them and the country they love – not because you want them to think you are a superstar musician. They could see that from your costume, makeup and your entourage. Sing ‘The Star Spangled Banner’ with the courtesy and humility that tells the audience that it is about America, not you. And please not everything needs to be spunked up! We’re getting a little weary of that. Francis Scott Key does not need any help.”
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Category: Guest Post, Humor, Satire
HONK!
What they aired, followed by what they’d rather say:
Good stuff once again!
Another Good week
Love Sunday those toons
Honk if you love bacon and pancake sammiches infused with pure cane syrup…and freedom. 🍽
I am walking proof that you can survive multiple wounds from the world’s deadliest cartridge.
A triple Honk for Bacon n Freedom!
I thought Lipstick was the deadliest Cartridge…
‘Honk if you love bacon and pancake sammiches infused with pure MAPLE SYRUP…and freedom’. Kidding. I love Cane Syrup too.
HONK!!
I wonder if Phil Monkress got a crack pipe?
Word has it he used to suck the glass dick.
GT – suggest you may want to check your sources – word on the street is – that dick actually wasn’t made of glass…
I may or may not have done some sketchy shit for Jeep parts. I admit nothing. Call my lawer.
Wouldn’t worry too much about scrounging a few Jeep parts *shrug* Never seemed to trouble Walter ‘Radar’ O’Rilley all that much…
LET’S GO BRENDA!!! Definitely going to give that one, a LOT of extra mileage. Thank you, AW1Ed!!
HONK!!!!
P.S. I would like to invite PM Justin Trudeau and Ottawa Police Chief Peter Sloly to cut off and hand in their testicles. Clearly, they’re never going to use them and never have…
Cheers to all here.
Ol’ Poe’s wonderin’ if there’s a video of the millenial wake up technique.
If so, he’s gonna loop it and watch it for hours… 😂
That would be a Boomer’s Sunday all by itself, Poe.
HONK!! 😎 😈