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| October 5, 2021

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Sheriff: Armed 95-year-old foils home invasion in Covington County

By Jonathan Grass
COVINGTON COUNTY, Ala. (WSFA) – The Covington County Sheriff’s Office is crediting a senior citizen with forcing an alleged burglar into retreat, which ended with his capture.

Sheriff Blake Turman said Timothy Ray Jordan, 40, broke into a home on Fisherman’s Road near the Dozier community Friday evening. The 95-year-old homeowner was reportedly napping in his living room, but the back door’s shattering glass woke him up.

The sheriff said the homeowner armed himself and caught Jordan ransacking the kitchen. He said Jordan also hurled a chair through the dining room window at some point.

According to the sheriff, the armed senior citizen did not run away. Instead, he ordered Jordan to leave. The suspect did, and the homeowner called 911, Turman said.

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WSFA.com

Kevin Holland detailed the chase in an interview with TMZ Sports

Daniel Canova
UFC’s Kevin Holland tracked and held down an alleged carjacker until police arrived at the scene on Monday in Texas.

The MMA star spoke to TMZ Sports about the incident, which he said took place in his neighborhood after he noticed a man attempting to steal a car.

Holland detailed the chase and at one point said that the alleged carjacker tried to run him over when he attempted to confront him. After the suspect crashed into a trailer, Holland said that he followed him and kicked his legs to knock him down. He eventually jumped on him and held him down.

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Fox News.com

For some community service the ‘suspect’ can go a few rounds with Kevin. No matter how long it takes. Thanks again, Gun Bunny.

An enemy of liberty is no friend of mine. I do not owe respect to anyone who would enslave me by government force, nor is it wise for such a person to expect it. — Isaiah Amberay

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  1. President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight says:

    Don’t fuck with old people. We don’t sleep so well. And we’re not afraid to cap yo’ ass if necessary.

    • KoB says:

      ^THIS^!!! We’ll leave the chasing and fighting to the young folks. Sic ’em Kevins!

      That Taurus will Bull you right into a Gemini Dream and remove the Cancer of a dirt bag from society. I’m not lioning.

  2. President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight says:

    ‘Ed, I think you may need to change the “score” on the Kevin Holland story. Did the perp die? Or was he just captured? 0/1/0
    Too much blood in the caffeine stream this AM?

    • AW1Ed says:

      Multitasking- the art of simultaneously performing two or more short fused items each requiring undivided concentration, badly.

      Fixed, Tox. I’ll send you a proof to edit when I’m done. This is usually around 0200, so please get it back prior to my post time, 0600.
      Thanks bunches,
      AW1Ed

      • President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight says:

        Hmmmm…….I may take you up on that. Would the editing work on a Kindle? I can get up an extra 10 minutes early (0425 -> 0415)
        You do the heavy lifting, I’ll do the fine tuning.