Andrew Cuomo resigns as New York’s Governor
Democrat lawmakers at both the federal, and state level, urged Andrew Cuomo to resign as governor. This action followed the release of the report detailing the sexual harassment allegations against him. New York’s Democratic lieutenant governor will assume duties as governor until the completion of Cuomo’s current term.
From Reuters:
Investigators concluded that Cuomo and his aides created a “toxic” and “hostile” workplace in an office gripped by bullying, fear and intimidation. The complaints about sexual harassment emerged after broader criticism by Democratic politicians in New York that Cuomo governed through intimidation.
Cuomo last year appeared to be a politician in ascent, presenting himself as an authoritative figure in televised news conferences on the pandemic. His image was burnished by television interviews with his younger brother, CNN host Chris Cuomo.
Shortly after James, a fellow Democrat, detailed the findings, Cuomo, the divorced father of three adult daughters, issued a video statement in which he said, “I never touched anyone inappropriately or made inappropriate sexual advances.”
“That is just not who I am,” Cuomo said in the video, as he argued that what women described as sexual advances were inoffensive gestures and comments inspired by a natural physical warmth arising from the culture in which he was raised. In the video, he indicated he had no plans to resign, mentioning specifically the fight against the pandemic.
A Marist Poll released a day after the report was issued showed that 59% of New Yorkers wanted Cuomo to resign, compared to 32% who said he should serve out his term and 9% who were unsure. Among Democrats, however, only 52% favored resignation.
Reuters has the full article on this story.
Category: Politics
Just like his dead father, he will never be President.
“he will never be President”
Or have a famous bridged renamed after him…
It will ALWAYS be the Tappan Zee Bridge.
….or an airport! 🙂
And so the legacy governor falls.
What him and his brother don’t get is, they’re both Fredo.
Dad got the brains, they didn’t.
Good. Now nail his nuts to the wall for senicide.
And make him push Biden’s wheelchair around at the nursing home.
Better to put him in a room with a closed door, and a call button that no one pays attention to. And ignore him when he says “Hi, there”.
That is just the problem. No one in New York cares that his actions directly caused thousands of deaths, just that he was sexually inappropriate. Between the two that does not even make a close second for me. But that tells you pretty much all you need to know about New York. Will he be prosecuted now, or suicided? And as always, watch the timing. Something else must be happening that the social dems want to distract us from because they are pretty totally amoral, so if they act as if they care about this, it is only to shift attention from something else.
AMF, Andy. This in no way absolves him of his “alleged” crimes.
Prosecute his wrinkly Dad-got-all-the-brains ass.
So what is next for Mario. After being told about the colorful banter between himself and his younger brother (never watch CNN, so it is all second hand), perhaps they could take their show on the road like Martin & Lewis or The Smothers Brothers. Be sure to bring that giant cotton swab, prop comedy will live forever, just ask Gallagher.
Mario is the father… Fredo and Andrew are the sons.
D’oh! Thanks for keeping Hack on the straight and narrow.
They can start up the Guido and Fredo show on CNN.
Adios, motherfucker.
Hopefully Gavin Nuisance and Adolf Whitmer are next.
On August 10, Mario Cuomo was asked to remove himself from his place of residence; that request came from his constituents. Deep down, he knew they were right, but he also knew as a Democrat, he should be able to sexually harass his staff. With nowhere else to go, he appeared at the home of his brother, Chris “Fredo” Cuomo. Can two entitled Democrats men share a giant cotton swab without viewers asking “WTF is going on here?”
Now that song is stuck in my head.
Somebody should count the spoons and change the linen after he leaves..
AS pointed out above, Hack Stone has a head space issue today. Please make a pen and ink change of substituting Andrew where you see Mario. As usual, Hack Stone regrets the error, but in his defense, a mistake like that make in valedictorian in the Oregon Public School System.
Either everyone is valedictorian or no one is valedictorian. Any other arrangement is racist.
” Hack Stone has a head space issue today.”
But at least your timing is okay.
Jeebers. I remember where that’s from, and I seldom watched that show. Amazing how much useless trivia we can absorb over the years without any apparent effort. As opposed to the things we should have absorbed, which took enormous effort even when successful.
Don’t let the doorknob hit ya in the butt on the way out.
Unless he’s into that of course. But I’m happier not knowing.
The clue is if he wears trapdoor pajamas.
Somebody must of told a couple of mooks to show Cuomo the door or if need be the window.
They just showed him a couple suitcases full of cash…
He’ll be back…
On CNN or MSLSD as a “political consultant”
The Dems will lap that up like a puppy at a bowl of ice cream.
The U.N. has some openings for a guy like him.
The charges against Cuomo are resume’ enhancers when applying to the United Nothing, but nobody gets anything there until the right palms get greased!
Kerry has the climate change scam wrapped up and Cuomo isn’t
exactly starving refugee material so not sure where he would
fit in with the UN crew. May also be some NYC issues with the
behind the curtain deals of the past. Karma is a a bitch.
Maybe he could be in charge of some committee looking into the plight of abused women. Sort of like how the FBI turned Frank Abernathy’s career as a professional con man into an asset.
Andrew Cuomo is no Frank Abernathy.
One was an asset, who brought legitimate capability to an office that could use it.
One is just an ass, who lives in a fantasy world where he is equal parts Sinatra, Don Corleone, and the Mayor of NYC – none of which is actually suited to the office he holds.
He’s NEVER been the Mayor of NYC, ever. The REAL mayors are pointing and laughing at him right now. He’s no more the mayor than Lightfoot is Da Maire of Chicago (and she knows it, too).
What was this, 1 week ago??
A cocky prick to the end.
[Cuomo won’t resign after report finds he harassed women:
‘I will not be distracted’]
https://www.syracuse.com/state/2021/08/cuomo-wont-resign-i-will-not-be-distracted.html
Cuomo tomorrow……
Where is he going to tweak his nipple rings now? I’m with TOW hoping to see Newsom and Whitmer get toppled.
No fucks for you, Andy. Take your enabler lil’ bro with you. Criminal charges should be pending for his pandemic population reduction methods, but I’m not holding my breath.
You are the “fuck nazi” now?
Usedtabe at the old El Paso Diablos games, they gave out white Kleenex at the gates and when an opposing pitcher was pulled, he was piped of to this song and thousands of fans waving their snotrags. Great fun.
I remember Diablos games both at the “Dudley Dome” and at Cohen Stadium.
Good times brought to you by Jesse Jones Hot Dogs.
The guy won an Emmy, maybe he can land a spot on The View, and he can tack it up with the other yentas. Daytime television at it’s best.
Speaking of yentas from The View, Hack Stone is seeing a flood of commercials with Whoopi Goldberg promoting some medication. Hack Stone doesn’t need whatever she is shilling, but if she endorses it, you know it has to be good. This is the same genius that said that “Dr.” Jill Biden should be the Surgeon General, and what Roman Polanski did that thirteen year old girl was not “rape rape.”
Whoopi’s then-boyfriend, Ted Danson roasting her. The hypocrisy and stupidity hurt so much…
I would love to see Handy Andy, as ex-luv guv, yukking it up with Woopie and Stoopie on “The View.” Especially when Fredo is on the show. It will be comedy gold.
Here we go:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qApu4r7dXAY
alternative version with some great guitar licks.
Got-damn it, OW, I mean fucking OUCH!!!.
😀
Hope he bankrupts himself trying to defend himself from the criminal charges pending. And when he is sentenced, goes to a Federal PITA lock up (no parole) where Bubba, Thor, Julio, and Mr. Tiny really show him what sexual harassment is all about.
New NY Guvernator issuing pardon in 5.4.3.2..
The Barbed Cock of Satan will be waiting for him when he goes to Hell… He’ll pay for the blood on his hands.
Interesting and possibly incidental but… A couple nights ago, WKBW Buffalo news was running a story on Cuomo and it scared THE absolute daylights outta my six year old niece – when Cuomo’s picture appeared – my niece went saucer-eyed, pointed at the TV, bawled and promptly ran out of the room. Guess kids, cats and dogs actually DO KNOW….
Ok. Since no one has mentioned it and considering that there IS precedent (Eric Swallowswell, two-time recipient), I hereby motion that the Hemisphere of Insults be deployed against Andrew Cuomo.
Proud to second the motion.
And a strong vote of “Aye!” from here!
By the way, it’s been a Hemisphere for a while and grown considerably. Maybe, just maybe, an upsize to either Planetoid or Planet of Insumts?
Damn fat fingers!
INSULTS!
Insumts? Sounds like the name of some Alien Species in a Sci-Fi flick!
Maybe that’s what Millennials become when they get old..?
and need to wear diapers again.
Yes, Yes, and YES!!!
This did come up in the last thread and maybe it was missed so I’ll bold (on purpose for once)
The Stranger is correct. The document known as the “HoI” has grown considerably and brought up in the last thread, is the term of measurement “Hemisphere” still valid??
I’m open to an upgrade based on the audience here and your group conscience, so, do we keep it “Hemisphere” or do we consider a new designation AND, if so (I personally am on board, I just don’t know which direction to take) what unit of measurement is next and what does everyone vote for:
1. Asteroid? (smaller than Earth)
2. Meteor(oid? “a small body moving in the solar system that would become a meteor if it entered the earth’s atmosphere.”)
3. Planetoid or Planet (TYVM Stranger!)
4. “Other”.
Feel free to vote/comment/piss and moan as you guys and occasionally, gals, are want to do.
Many Spanks
Chimpy. 😀 😀
Oh and by the way, once I let this marinate for a bit, and get your feedback, I’ll post the (“document formally known as Ƭ̵̬̊ , I mean, The Hemisphere of Insults®™ , currently at TEN PAGES, as a Word document”) large quantity of “Insumts” for fuckboi A-Hole Cuomo here, probably tomorrow.
Cheers
Chimpokomon
The Uranus of Insults. TUI.
OK, suggestion noted. Maybe for use later but I’d have to do a dissection and computation AS TO relative size to other planetary bodies and of course, there’s the punny inference. Also, there’s the weird orbital transience.
Anyway, I think we’re going to go with As(s)teroid for the time being.
🙂
As a fourth or fifth, I’ll cast a vote of Aye…
((((REQUESTING FIRE MISSION WITH SPECIAL COUNTER-POLITICAL MUNITIONS SUPPORT))))
True dat, Cuomo is a coward, a pervert and a thief and although I’ve never heard of him being a valour-vulture –
THIS IS ONE MOTHERFUCKER THAT DESPERATELY DESERVES TO HAVE THE TAH HEMISPHERE OF INSULTS FOCUSED ON HIS SORRY RETREATING ASS!!!!
Send it. Please.
I’m a little surprised that the Bunny of the Gun hasn’t weighed in on any of this.
Gun Bunny been like that peanut butter on them cheese crackers of late. Spread real thin. A Lady Friend took off to go visit her Baby Boy for his birthday and I been semi house sitting and riding herd on her fur babies. This is in addition to his other duties. And yes, it came with a corresponding cut in pay. (more work…no pay) The struggle has been real.
Grabby (Ex) Guv is well deserving of a Time on Target FIRE MISSION FIRE MISSION FIRE MISSION still known as the TAH Hemisphere of Insults. Chippy you are cleared HOT! On the subject of the name change that was brought up previously, I had voted for Asteroid, since ALL of the POSes nominated ARE AN ASS, and like ‘roids a real pain in the ass thereof. Not being an Astro-Phy guy, not sure how that whole sizing thing works. But as anyone can attest, SIZE DOES MATTER and bigger is always better.
DO IT, BAYBEE!!!
All, Thanks for the patience and the KoB for reminding me we kinda had this discussion of renaming the document and yes, after much (like 4 seconds) consideration, the next logical step seems to be in place. That being said, we more than meet Roberts Rules here so, I give to you the new…. The As(s)teroid of Insults®™ (aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus) FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!! TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!! THREE PASS AIRCRAFT BOMB RUN!!!!! DANGER CLOSE!!!! MOPP LEVEL 4!!! TAKE COVER!!!!! Andrew (how about An-DRON’T!) Cuomo (Yeah, too easy to go with the Homonym or is it HOMO-nym?) I wish, like in Ancient Egypt, the word CUOMO could be erased from the lexicon for all eternity, HEY DICKLESS (SUPER Dickless) WONDER, (“Yes, it’s true this man has no dick!” …**HT to Ghostbusters**) We all hope you read this and come back here and try to defend your actions, but, you won’t because, YOU’RE A STRAIGHT UP COWARD, , vile, flaming piece of skunk shit, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, HOLY Baby Ape Shit Breath, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker, You flaccid piece of tofu, broke taint cocksucker, Simply a fart in life waiting to be fabreezed away, YOU’RE the reason Joe Biden tried to throw himself down the stairs of Air Force One, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, DILLY DILLY!!, Anal ring dome probably left over from bobbing for apples in the porta potty, When he wants to put on some mood music, he has Alexa play Dueling Banjos, Watching this particular dipshit fling his shit story, is almost like watching a pack of dipshits try to fuck a door knob some days, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, Fucking one cell spermatozoon with a tiny flagella, gaping giant ass walking fungus shit nugget, Bag of seasoned dog shit, Cambodian cunt… Read more »
, tittyfuck cum spatter (Shamelessly stolen and credited, Terminal Lance …https://terminallance.com/2017/02/28/terminal-lance-461-drill-instructor-academy/?fbclid=IwAR36LjF848ATFa879zl5OZ6An7xsUuRL1_-VASzLgdLTI-p5o4g14ylaXE4) and from the Book of Face comments, if I could, I’d shove you back into your mother’s pussy so the doctor can FINISH the abortion, Peter-Puffer, I bet the knobs of all the cocks you’ve ever sucked are shinier than the arse end of a bald eagle in a nose dive!, ncid floor buffer wax spreader, both of your Grandmothers should have had an abortion, just in case, Harebrained duckfucker, I’ve seen bigger wieners on a cocktail plate!, You look like something I’d draw with my left hand, untreated, festering pus pocket, You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake, you twink, You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel, It’s impossible to underestimate you, Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parents’ job, oh wait, you *SHOULD* be ashamed too, because, the more the merrier, You are the human version of period cramps, If you’re going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty, You are like a cloud. When you disappear, it’s a beautiful day, you thought you’d be nice the other day and you lent a girl an umbrella, so, that makes the total of girls you’ve made wet this year -1, if you were a trophy at the end of my race, I’d walk backwards, you try to present yourself as a knight in shining armor but really, you’re a loser in tinfoil, if you were ever a teacher, your students would never wear a seatbelt while driving to school, because they’d want to die before ever having to take one of your classes, you’re what Olive Garden is to real Italians, He has the facial expression of a washed-out panhandler you see at finer Bus Stations everywhere, he looks like Hunter Biden’s stunt double. If he was on Prison Bachelor, he would offer his cellmate his brown rose, you have a chronically, domestically abused, tiny pee pee, this valor poacher thinks he’s so hot and such an intellect, that he gets a semi chub (all that he is able) by… Read more »
, you were born after your Dad cream-pied her asshole then finger fucked her vagina, your “heroic “ career is less believable than UFOs, Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster, you are the poster child for ED, when I want to terrorize my children, I tell YOU are under their bed, when I saw this sperm receptacle, soggy biscuit eater, my eyes rolled so hard I saw my own brain stem, I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid, Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid, you emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid, nothing in our universe can really be this stupid, Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid, Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know, His mother made it be known that he had a Do Not Resuscitate declaration when she would take him for a haircut, Schlumpadinka, wazzock, Tampon Tunnel, used toilet paper-sniffing Turbo knob vacuum of a meat gazer, terminal crotch infection, asshat, roach turd-munching shit-for-brains, a black hole would spit you out, the founding fathers said all men are created equal….except for you, you make scientists contemplate the possibility that there’s a negative IQ number, if you an 2 other guys ran a race together, you’d come in fourth, dick pickle, gòrach pìos de cac, It looks like he smeared Gorilla Glue on his lip and chin and went down on Whoopi Goldberg’s cootchie, You make PTSD/TBI look like a state fair, a 3 ring circus and Disneyland all rolled into one, likes to gargle with a mouthful of unborn crib midgets, He can shit and fall in it as far as I… Read more »
, you’re so fugly, you could make the Sun go down and not want to come up again, you make people that know you, want ass cancer, you make Hillary Clinton’s vagina look attractive, should be blowing everyone in cell block D and taking it up the ass, simultaneously from everyone in cell block C, This guy is a piece of lint on stinky goat nuts, You fucking LAND WALRUS, shit snorting stain on Hillary Clinton’s yeast infected kootchie covers, you’re lucky we don’t dress you up in drag, drop your ass off somewhere in the Middle East and let an entire battalion of ISIS soldiers and supporters butt rape you until you’re turned inside out, This guy has spunk. And by spunk, I mean he likes to ingest copious, and I mean immense, monumental and breathtaking, amounts of Baby Batter, Ball Barf, Trouser Gravy, Man Chowder, High Fructose Porn Syrup, Daddy Sauce, Choad Nectar, Throat Yogurt, Penis Colada, Nut Butter, and Weiner Sauce, remember that story in the news a while back about a guy that was arrested for fucking his girlfriend’s dog that had been dead for a few days, in front of a daycare center? Yeah, you’re worse than that guy, I hope that soon you get to meet Jesus, and by that, not die, but that would be nice, BUT and I mean “BUTT”, you get vigorously and repeatedly ventilated by a guy named Jesus in jail, you make child rape and crib death seem funny, you are such a fuckgasim, you’d leave Don Rickles speechless, you could make Goodwill, the Salvation Army and the Red Cross give you the finger, You make your own Mother cry on Mother’s Day, you’re the reason proctologists are a thing, seeing you frolicking around in all your finery makes me understand why Abba wrote the song Dancing Queen, I’d rather watch AFRTS than see this guy’s shit on the Internet, if you were a planet, you’d be Uranus, YOU are the reason monkeys throw poop, you stupid toilet mint licker, Hitler wishes he had you as a mentor because… Read more »
(Remembering and referencing “Sarge” for the Alphabet Assault and requesting the Staff Summary Sheet of Shame)
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Oh and one time Blake Morgan said: “ I swear I was hearing “O Beautiful for spacious skies… For amber waves of grain” playing as I was reading this…. “
So without further ado, here is a link to the New York Orchestra performing America the Beautiful, at Carnegie Hall, for your listening pleasure, if you want a musical accompaniment to the The As(s)teroid of Insults®™
Huh, a glitch….repaste…
Patton Quote added to the end …
On George S. Patton: (Multiple sources but… http://www.pattonhq.com/speech.html )
“He could, when necessary, open up with both barrels and let forth such blue-flamed phrases that they seemed almost eloquent in their delivery. When asked by his nephew about his profanity, Patton remarked, “When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty. It may not sound nice to some bunch of little old ladies at an afternoon tea party, but it helps my soldiers to remember. You can’t run an army without profanity; and it has to be eloquent profanity. An Army without profanity couldn’t fight its way out of a piss-soaked paper bag.” “
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Speaking of using words, of late, I’ve been reminded of someone who gave us this classic piece, something many of us grew up with and is, in my opinion, worthy of consideration, having assembled this diatribe, I give to you this…The Man and His Work.
“ YOU’RE the reason Joe Biden tried to throw himself down the stairs of Air Force One”
*up* the stairs
Once is an anomaly. Twice is a trend. Three times?
New York’s last three governors, all Democrats, left office amid scandal
Now it’s Andy’s turn. Wake the fuck up, New York.
Fox News
Seems kinda tame when compare to Illinois where at least five of their past Governors have done prison time!
Although, to be fair, Dan Walker went to the big house for shit he did AFTER his governorship.
while technically true, his regime was dirty as last week’s laundry as well.
The fact that he didn’t get caught means very little.
The IL top top 10
https://www.thrillist.com/entertainment/chicago/most-corrupt-illinois-politicians-of-all-time
That is because the significantly inbred and massively liberal fart shiffing population of NYC keep electing stupid fools. But at least the people they elect are truly representative of the population they are representing. Shows why ACO (arrogant obnoxious cunt) got elected outta there.
True, but the real culprit is the machine politics of NY State.
Tammany Hall may be gone, but the operating methods still exist.
Cuomo is a product of that machine. The next governor will be as well.
Blue State sh*thole.
Did anyone notice that Andrew managed to take Biden’s victory lap for the first of the bloated, obscene “infrastructure” bills. Everybody on the noon news was poised to tell us how Pedo Joe was going to save all of us, by raising taxes and spending like there will be no tomorrow. Then, NBC/SeeBS both broke in and shitcanned those stories to breathlessly tell us the poor, poor Andrew was leaving, in two weeks. Our NBC affiliate even had Joe’s pic up, until they cut away to the network. Poor old Joe wasn’t mentioned again during the noon news, and barely mentioned at 6pm.
In case any of you might wonder why the two-weeks notice on a resignation, Ol’ Poe rather suspects that Randy Andy is busier than a three-legged cat covering shit up before he hands over the keys to the goober’s office.
It is a very noble thing that Cuomo is doing by stepping aside and not letting a trial or legal proceedings get in the way of running the government as he is required to do.
If only Trump had possessed the same courage and forthrightness to do the same thing and had resigned from the Presidency.
/sarc
(Somewhere some left leaning apologist will take that stance.)
I’m sure that CNN will adopt that mantra as soon as someone at the network wakes up and thinks about it.
Fredo will get him a job, too.
Suggest we rename it to the Galaxy of Insults at 15 pages and Universe of Insults at 25.
Sarge,
As always, thanks for your contribution, and your suggestion it noted for future reference!!
So – how does one contribute insults to the As(s)teroid of Insults?
Cumoh II has been deposed.
Out with the old king in with the new queen.
Long live the queen?
My understanding is that the soon-to-be new Governor of New York is not a hardcore leftly like Ocrazyo-Cortex. I’m betting the long knives will be out for her as well as soon as possible.
For a while, he was useful to the Party. He was promoted as the Covid Anti-Trump. However, that promotion looked to be giving him ideas of higher office. The Left could not risk that. He is Democrat, but not an ideological Lefty. They dared not raise the nursing home deaths without risk to other left wing governors, so they ran with the harassment allegations.
The left must eat!
From Powerline midweek-in-pictures-special-cuomo-schadenfraude:
Well I’m running down the road trying to loosen my load
I’ve got seven women on my mind
Four that wanna sue me
Two that wouldn’t do me
One hopes I do major time
https://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2021/08/midweek-in-pictures-special-cuomo-schadenfraude-edition.php
The As(s)teroid of Insults®™: so good it maxes out your Jenny Craig meal points for 2 1/2 centuries!
AMEN! Well placed, total annihilation of The Prick of Pricks!
FU CUOMO!
Lars has a ban on anyone who brings up slick willy and his denial from the 90’s.
If that means he won’t talk to folks who bring it up…
Someone graffitied wiki:
“Today, it is crossed by the new Tappan Zee Bridge (officially the Governor Mario M. Cuomo (The father of the rapist who killed a bunch of older Americans by shoving them in infected nursing homes) Bridge), which opened in 2017 (north or westbound span) and 2018 (south or eastbound span) at about the same length as the old bridge.”
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tappan_Zee
What I want to know – why wait two weeks for the resignation to take effect? Is he expecting a miraculous OJ verdict or somesuch, after which we will rescind the resignation?