Separatist movements; adios muchachos y hasta la nunca
Just yesterday, I was on someone’s blog (forgive me for not remembering which because I read every blog that links here everyday and it’s hard to keep them straight) but I found myself agreeing with some Leftist somewhere who included in their rant that they wanted the US to free Puerto Rico. Let ’em go. Ciao, baby.
They threaten that they’re going to leave us, well, who needs ’em? They don’t have anything we need – even their rum is pedestrian. It costs us more to administrate that tiny island than it’s worth. I guess we got it for beating the Spanish in Cuba – OK, well we don’t need a coaling station for our ships anymore.
I’ll betcha there’s twenty or thirty islands in the Caribbean that would gladly trade places with those ungrateful little turds.
Well, I’m reminded of yesterday’s discussion because apparently there’s a separatist movement afoot in Hawaii according to Michelle Malkin – let ’em go. We don’t need them either. I’m sure Hawaii is a great place – but there’s hundreds, no thousands, of great places.
If Hawaiians want to censor satirists, as Michele describes in her post, they don’t really want to be Americans anyway. We can buy pineapples from anyone – and probably cheaper, too. The Panamanians sell a better volcano-grown coffee, too.
So, adios, or the “aloha” that means “goodbye” (I’ve heard aloha means hello and goodbye, so I wanted to be specific). No one state or territory is so essential to this country that we can’t do without it. So immediately shut down all US government taxpayer funded activities in those two places and cut ’em loose.
When those out-rigger canoes start landing on California beaches we’ll consider Hawaiians a problem.
