Tuesday FGS
Police spokesman John Elder said a 911 call just before 1:20 a.m. summoned officers to the 1500 block of 11th Avenue North in Minneapolis. Residents of the home told police someone was trying to break into the house.
When police arrived, they said they found an adult man on the porch who wasn’t breathing and didn’t have a pulse. Officers said they tried to save the man’s life, and he was taken to Hennepin County Medical Center in an ambulance.
Minneapolis Homicide Investigators have opened a death investigation.
Police said the residents of the home are fully cooperating with police.
Another hat tip to out own Gun Bunny, who seems to be striking for Ninja Apprenticeman. Keep it up and you’ll make NA3 in no time!
Police spokesman John Elder said a 911 call just before 1:20 a.m. summoned officers to the 1500 block of 11th Avenue North in Minneapolis. Residents of the home told police someone was trying to break into the house.
“People have only as much liberty as they have the intelligence to want and the courage to take.”
– Emma Goldman
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Wasn’t breathing. And no pulse. Did the police also happen to notice if the deceased had extra orifices that were oozing body fluids?
Or was this a case of self inflicted OD due to ingestion of highly toxic chemicals?
“wasn’t breathing and didn’t have a pulse. Officers said they tried to save the man’s life”
He’s dead Jim…
Its like an old 5-TON dump truck (M817), when the leaking stops, its broke.
TM 9-2320-260 Series:
2320-00-050-8970 Truck, Dump, M817 WO/Winch
2320-00-051-0589 Truck, Dump, M817 W/Winch
Supply Daddy. I needs me a truck that comes with a “Wench”. Preferably, A Lusty Wench! Arrrr :leer:
Gots to go see the Chancre Mechanic. Y’all try to behave!
Noun nomenclature should be a required part of high school English.
Yup! 23,771 pounds without winch.
“I was in fear for my life. I will co-operate. I want my lawer”. Then STFU! BZ on the homeowner for fighting back.
Get a knife big enough to go thru their gut and have enough blade sticking out the back to hang your hat on. C-4 also comes in small packages. If you look in Webster’s defining book under “Total Badass” there’s a picture of a Gurkha.
Ninja Apprentice 3? A goal worthy of attaining. Beats all hell out of Apprentice Towel Fluffer. Unless, of course, the towel fluffing gig is at Brenda’s Bath House. Long as no one confuses NA 3 with “Naval Aviator 3” That could cause folks to lose that loving feeling, cook your goose, and place one in a danger zone. May even have to fly an aircraft with the wings and motors all caddy whompus. Let’s put that on Ice, man.
Now that the work on Combat Out Post CRC Timber Ranch is nearly finished and ready for a FSBO Sign, I can have more free time to curry comb the inherwebs for more FGS. The struggle is real in that they are few and far between. Finding them is as hard as Navy trying to find the goal line on a certain Saturday Afternoon in December. (ducks and covers)
Its always good to just grin and say nothing! People stop looking at you in order to not draw attention to themselves and everyone wonders what you are doing!
Bad-Ass of the Week: Ghurka Corporal
https://www.badassoftheweek.com/shrestha
Couldn’t find the one from WWII — That’s a great read. Posthumous VC, I believe.
Great read; thanks for the link.
Ghurkas have been kicking ass for over several hundred years. The kukri is an impressive edged weapon. The Nepalese CPT in my SFOC class carried one to the field on our ten day FTX. I still have a pic of him along with the rest of the guys in my SFOC student ODA for the exercise. I loved the cool class A’s he had; the dark green jacket was double breasted with a choke collar. His kukri did not fare well in the field as it rained on us for the first three days. His kukri blade was completely covered in rust when he first pulled it out of its wet leather scabbard.
When I was on R&R in Hong Kong I met a British Army officer who was seconded to the a Ghurka regiment guarding the border of Hong Kong with Commie China. He said they were the best soldiers with whom he had ever served.
https://www.badassoftheweek.com/gurung
https://www.badassoftheweek.com/pun
Former Assistant Scoutmaster (ASM, now deceased) for Airborne Son’s Troop had a Gurkha story.
Said ASM had been on Anzio as comm Sgt. then moved into Italy.
As I recall his story, they’d fought up to some woods where the Germans were as night as coming on. They set in for the night, and a Gurkha unit passed through – rifles slung over their shoulders, a bayonet in one hand and their kukri in the other.
The next day they passed through the woods with a lot of dead Germans missing one ear.