Weekend Open Thread

| May 28, 2021

When it became clear that sanctions would be lifted and that the Iran nuclear deal was going to happen, Iran produced a video. It showed a massive Muslim army converging on Jerusalem. Fast forward to round two. There are indications that some sanctions will be lifted. One Iranian response? Another video, this time showing the Capitol blowing up and the Muslims once again looking at “liberating” Jerusalem. This is an example of what was meant about the quote about preparing for and deserving a master.

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Commissioner Wretched

First!

Roh-Dog

The ol’ changing of the guard. Here’s your official recognition and perfunctory relinquishmenting of the crown and other bling.
Long day of murdering trees was had.
Sore af.
Have a great weekend y’all!
Congrats, o’ Wretched one!

Graybeard

WhooHoo!
Rats of the Cong to you.

Mustang Major

First?

Mustang Major

Damn!

Commissioner Wretched

Seems the old Commish was a little quicker on the draw this week, Major!

Mustang Major

First time trying. Slow internet at the dockside bar I am enjoying a cold one in.

Commissioner Wretched

Ah, the giddiness of having once again achieved the coveted, sought, never given, always earned FIRST on the WOT! To celebrate, how about some trivia? DID YOU KNOW…? Did a dog receive a vote for an Academy Award™ for Best Actor? By Commissioner Wretched A couple of weeks ago, in this very column, I made a reference to the fourth, now-forgotten member of the Rice Krispies character team, Pow. On social media, I heard from several of you who felt rather sorry for Pow, being ousted from the team so soon after being added. Sure, it’s all well and good to be concerned about fireflies and their short life spans, but what about Pow? Is anybody thinking of him? A friend of mine at valorguardians.com came to my rescue on that point. According to Hack Stone, it turns out that Pow was able to resurrect his career in entertainment after all. During the 1960s, he was one of the on-screen printed sound effects you saw whenever there was a fight on the Batman TV series. It’s nice to know that Pow earned enough to retire! (I just wish I’d thought of that.) Now, on to this week’s trivia … Did you know … … a famous chef once supervised the catering at a presidential wedding reception? When President Woodrow Wilson (1856-1924) got married to Edith Bolling Galt (1872-1961) at the bride’s home in 1915, the reception was catered by Hector Boiardi (1897-1985). If you’re wondering who Boiardi was, you’ve heard of him – or at least of the line of Italian foods he created and sold under the name of Chef Boyardee. Boiardi used that spelling of his last name to help Americans pronounce it correctly. At the time of the presidential nuptials, Boiardi was working at the Greenbrier Hotel in West Virginia, where the actual reception was held. Even though he was only 17 years old at the time, he was placed in charge of all catering for the reception. (I wonder how many presidential recipes Chef Boyardee sold?) … the largest moon in the Solar System is bigger… Read more »

KoB

Rats of the Cong to your FIRSTNESS CW, good catch. As posted below, I coulda been a contender, was watching thru the “Windows” for the WOT to drop and just started typing to burn some time and give everyone a fighting chance. Might want to check the Throne out carefully, Roh-Dog has had it for the past week, and NO TELLING what he has done to it/on it/in it. You know he drinks Miller Lite, right?

Good thing I don’t live in Noo Yawk Shitty. I’d have spent a bloody fortune on fines…or not have a face/nose left. Where as Jimmuh Cartuh lusted in his heart, as you’ve noticed, the Gun Bunny lusts out loud. I like females, I’m queer that way. Peg P goes into slot V and makes a harmonious junction between the hardware and the software.

Claw

CW, you may want to check your source on the 400 year repeating calendar. Just in my lifetime, the exact days repeats have occurred in 1954, 1965, 1971, 1982, 1993, 1999, and 2010./smile

Only Army Mom

Glad to claim top three.

Commissioner Wretched

Had I known you were in the running, m’lady, I’d have gladly stepped aside.

My father would come back from beyond and clobber me if he ever thought I wasn’t being a gentleman.

Only Army Mom

Aww, aren’t you sweet. Don’t worry, I wasn’t really in the running, just happened to stop and saw where it was at in the count. Tell your father to rest easy, his lessons to his son stuc.

Congrats and Kong of the Rats and all that to you, kind sir.

KoB

Well, Well, Well, would you just looky heah. It’s an Orphaned RAH Friday Weekend Open Thread, just sitting heah since 1500hrs waiting on some miscreanted, d’weeded deplorable (or an Adorable Deplorable) to come along and holler out _______ I coulda, woulda, shoulda, had oughta laid claim, but God Forbid, I get accused by Hack Stone of some sort of inherwebz colluding shenanigans and lay claim to the Coveted EARNED, Never Awarded Title of _______ on the TAH Weekend Open Thread. Maybe Roh-Dog has put down that nasty Miller Lite, picked a real Cold Beer to Drink. If not, he still needs to light my seegar and GET OFF MY GRASS! Hugs and Kisses to ALL of My Adorable Deplorables.

A most Blessed, Safe, and Reflective Weekend is wished upon all from the Gun Bunny at Firebase Magnolia!

Y’all had at least 6 minutes to claim the title of _______!

Roh-Dog

I’m sure you don’t want me anywhere near your visage, especialistly with a flame producing deevice.
In addition to trees I can slaughter grass with ease.
Feel sorry for dude who’s lawn we scraped with oak logs today… looked like a washboard of ruts and dirt when we were done.
Thems the breaks tho. Kill those hardwoods young! (Before they can hit the house. Saves time and moneies!!)

MarineDad61

Me no number 1. Me number 10.

ChipNASA

Is Annie of legal age?
Asking for IDC Sarc and a couple of the other miscreants here.
Oh and like 37th.
I have no idea.
Anyway, I’m here. PPPBBBHHHTTTTT!!!!

MarineDad61

Miscreants,
Well, 8 years later, she sports a rock,
and does videos with a pale bloke named Jack.

Irony, Jack resembles the guys caught on Patpong and Soi videos,
you know, the 1am wanderers who didn’t find any.

Anonymous

Proggies pushing “equity” again…

“A Belief in Meritocracy Is Not Only False: It’s Bad for You,” by Clifton Clark, Aeon, 18 Mar 2019
https://getpocket.com/explore/item/a-belief-in-meritocracy-is-not-only-false-it-s-bad-for-you

Fools– no one achieves anything except by courting favor and being given it, comrade! /sarc

A Proud Infidel®™

Top Twenty and Honorary First once again.

((((OVER))))

Anonymous

Hey, here’s one for Lars:
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Hack Stone

Hack Stone is late checking in. He showed up 15 minutes early, but he was on the wrong parade deck. You could see he was the wrong place but it was right time.

Sapper3307

Spew alert!

Anonymous

Plus…

Anonymous

And from Angry Cops today:

Herbert J Messkit

History channel is running Band of brothers sunday

cobrakai99

I am happy to announce that Sf3c Robert Edward Bailey, of the USS Oklahoma has made it back to Ohio in time for Memorial Day weekend 79 years after he gave his life for his country. It was a great honor to fly his remains on the last leg to Columbus from Denver.

cobrakai99

SF3c Bailey was mentioned here on 31 January of this year.

OWB

Well done.

Graybeard

FIRST I had to finish mowing the lawn.

We had 3 days straight w/o rain at the GB Compound, and the grass was getting above my knees, so me and a push mower made some rounds today.

Earlier this week was Mrs. GB’s birthday, and for the 45th time in 46 years of wedded bliss I made her another from-scratch birthday cake. As far as we can determine, I’ve never made the same one twice.

I took the recipe from my old Betty Crocker cookbook with some little twists:

Silver White Cake

2 c all-purpose flour
1 ½ c sugar
3 ½ tsp baking powder
1 tsp salt
½ c shortening
1 c milk
1 tsp vanilla
1/8 tsp peppermint extract
4 egg whites
½ c semi-sweet chocolate chips

Heat oven to 350°
Grease & flour 2 round layer pans.
Measure flour, sugar backing powder, salt, shortening, 2/3 c of the milk, the vanilla and the peppermint extract into a large bowl
Blend ½ minute low speed, scraping bowl constantly.
Beat 2 minutes high speed, scraping bowl occasionally.
Add remaining mile and the egg whites; beat 2 minutes high speed, scraping bolw occasionally.
Stir in chocolate chips.
Pour into pans
Bake 30 to 35 minutes, or until matchstick inserted in cake comes out clean.

Chocolate Butter Frosting

1/3 c soft butter or margarine
2 oz melted unsweetened chocolate (cool)
2 c confectioners’ sugar
1 ½ tsp vanilla
about 2 tbsp milk
Mix butter and cooled chocolate thoroughly.
Blend in sugar.
Stir in vanilla and milk
beat until frosting is smooth and of spreading consistency.

I’ve managed to keep her happy again.

Y’all have a great Memorial Day weekend.

MarineDad61

Mark your calendar. We are ALL invited.
————————————-
SATURDAY, JUNE 12, 2021 AT 5 PM EDT
Les Brown Memorial followed by a celebration of life
Elko City Park
Event by Elko POW*MIA Awareness Association

Please join us at the Elko City Park by the Raul Bravo tree (across from swimming pool) at 2:00pm June 12th for the Les Brown Memorial followed by a celebration of life.
Everyone welcome.

https://www.facebook.com/events/179352907441228

MarineDad61

Refresher for the new(er) page fans…

[Les Brown – Even in Death, The Claims Persist
Steve Balm | February 9, 2021]
https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=110353

MarineDad61

Flashback to February 9, 2021.
—–
(No FakeBook necessary, all visible to the public on the internet.)

This is the SOURCE post of the Les Brown Glock Raffle,
with the phony bologna claims of Master Sgt. Bronze Star.
—–
Q – Was a drawing ever held, and was there a winner for the Glock?

https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=1443913969334036&set=a.129337927458320

Green Thumb

Phildo probably bought up all of the tickets.

MarineDad61

Green Thumb,
Look who’s wearing a POLICE BADGE?
https://www.facebook.com/CarlinPoliceDepartment/posts/3592019160887005

Green Thumb

The False Commander “Phony” Phil Monkress (CEO of All-Points Logistics) will be working hard this Memorial Day weekend as he continues to steal from the American Taxpayer as he procures government contracts based upon his highly questionable and potentially felonious Native American, Navy SEAL and Law Enforcement claims.

MarineDad61

He has his own namesake website?
Beyond the company APL?
Geez… a total gloat, with little to gloat about.
I suppose this may get him laid, with tourists and vacationers.
Or not.
https://phil-monkress.com/about-phil-monkress/

A Proud Infidel®™

I heard rumor that Monkress will be blowing winos behind bus stops as usual.

Anonymous

Glory hole in the bathroom at the Greyhound Bus station…