Weekend Open Thread
The side of the argument that has issues with Bibles and prayer in school? This is the same side of the argument that is open to pushing LGBT related topics to the same audience. Enjoy your weekend.
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FIRST?
Yes you are…
CONGRATS!
And don’t forget those magic abbreviations:
gabn/hbtd/rtr
😉😎
Spank you, Spank you veruh much! His Blessing be upon my all time favorite ninja, adorable deplorable.
Only about 14 some odd weeks til Kick off! And 26 some odd weeks till the (GO) Army Mules kicks the (BEAT) Navy Goat right back into their “locker”.
gabn/rtr/hbtd
ps…don’t tell anybody, but the Family Re-Union Food Fest Orgy will be the FIRST Weekend in June here at Fire Base Magnolia. Should I be a little rascal and post the tentative proposed menu of Southern Dishes? Y’all need to sneak out behind enemy lines and break bread with us.
Yah know KoB, my Georgia Peach DIL (she’s 28 & a real sweetheart)is heading your way to visit her Mom & grannie at Warner Robbins darn near close to that time.
I have half a mind (dunno what happened to the other half)to send her your way to fill up a take-out pic-a-nic basket to bring back home here up north.
But then I think of what a silver tongued old fox you are…..(grin)
Enjoy the throne, K0B.
She’s from/coming to War Town? Honey Hush. I can’t hit there with a rock but I can dang shore reach it with a 155 or an 8 incher. Lots of Aerial Artillery Platforms use Fire Base Magnolia AND COP CRC Timber Ranch to line up for final approach to Robins. It may be 16 air miles from here. You know, with your half a mind and my half a mind, 2 halves make a hole…in one. Whatcha needs to do is just tag along with her, I’ll snag you at the Groome Transport in Maconga or WR. While the Ladies are spending the money we can be drinking beverages and swapping lies. I would even be open to trading chicken & dumplin’s, cornbread dressing, baked ham, cat headed biskets, and peach cobbler for some of your brewed coffee and that good cheese y’all got. At the very least, I’d be proud to send that Child back to Frozisconsin with a “totin’ privileges” basket. “Silver tongued old fox…” Why, I nevah…well…hardly evah…maybe oncet in awhile…OK, yeah, you got me nailed…guilty as charged. Tho they usually say Devil ‘stead of fox. Howsomever, I do believe that, in this case, the Crown of that Title would have to go to your chip off the ol’ block of cheese boy of yorn. HE’s the one that come down heah, and courted and wooed and charmed that Little Georgia Peach with his ways right outa her fuzz. We know how them yanky boys are. Onlyest reason they want to come to God’s Country is to find a real woman…that is drop dead gorgeous…and cooks too. Whyinhell you think Old ‘Cump Sherman hisownself wanted Command of The Army of The Tennessee. Sam Grant; “Bill, you want to come with me to VA and take on Bob Lee, or do you want to go after Bragg?” The Devil Incarnate; “I tell you Grant, you can have at Marse Robert, there’s a little gal down in Georgia I’ve a hankering to see again. Not sure if she’s in Atlanta, Madison, Augusta, or maybe Savannah, but I’ll keep marching… Read more »
Looked away for a few minutes and BAM!
Rats of the Cong brother!
2nd
3rd
4th
Present!
Damn!!! Hack stone was all set. He finished his week at about 14:40 Eastern. All set, refreshing the page, then one of you Adorable Deplorables had a Dell Warranty Service Tech call Hack about a pending repair in St. Louis. Hack Had to fire up up his work issued computer to get the contact for the person needing repairs, then the Dell guy was jaw jacking and would not hang up. Hack finally gets the guy to hang up, only to discover that KoB colluded with the Russian to steal the First Post Of Weekend Open Thread from Hack. Hack has lawyers from Bernath & Associates on standby, ready to file a court injunction to prevent KoB from stealing the title.
Ah, the firm of Bernath and Associates. Somewhat less reputable than the great firm Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe.
Daniel Bernath was inspired by Will Rogers, but with Bernath, it was that he never met a man he didn’t sue.
Finally got a semi crowd to gather. I let it sit there for a bit bit and even (as you may notice) questioned where I’d hit it or not. Unlike IDC SARC, I don’t hit everything.
Muh trigga finger has been a little itchy of late, but this just goes to show that The King of Battle, THE KING of FIRST has still got it and can call down a successful Time On Target, Fire for Effect FIRE MISSION, FIRE MISSION, FIRE MISSION at any point during the TAH Friday Weekend Open Thread and reclaim, for the (GO) Army, the Coveted EARNED NEVER AWARDED FIRST!
Ther Bar is open Ladies and Gentlemen, drinks on The Gun Bunny. There’s also smoked porked beast ribs, porked beast loin for sammiches, Ice Cold Yuengling, Top Shelf Whiskey, chocolate cake with Ice Cream, and some Homemade Cookies for all of my most Loyal Miscreanted D’Weeds and the Adorable Deplorables. The Smoking Lamp is Lit. All brought to you by the 5th Bn/77th FA, the FIRST Bn/333rd FA, and Det C, FIRST MI Bn.
“Blessed be the Children that Come Unto Him”
I’m second at First I believe.
SO, I’m the FIRST Bitch, I suppose.
ANYWAY,
“REPORTING FOR DUTY, SIR!!!” (“Don’t call me “SIR”, fuckbucket, I WORK FOR A LIVING!!”)
OK Sergeant FUCKBUCKET!!! REPORTING FOR DOOTY!!!!
“Present..(Present) ARMS!!!!
http://i.imgur.com/2FssRii.png
ORDER (Order)ARMS!!!
At Ease.
I’ll be in the area all weekend.
I’m stuck back at the “200K Veterans’ Medical Records May Have Been Stolen” thread.
I had like 3 hours of meetings this afternoon.
YAY MICROSOFT TEAMS!!!!
At least I had plenty of snacks and tea.
FUCKING LACK OF html tags.
——–>*dumbass*<———–
FIRST in the Hearts and Minds of my grandchildren (and a few others.)
Now – back to weeding the garden. With a lot of rain and a part-time job the grass is getting way ahead of me here.
8nd and superstraightest.
Have a great weekend y’all!
It’s always okay when Leftists do it…
Poker run in the morning,, bikes and vests.
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Well, having missed out on the coveted FIRST but seeing that it returns to the King of Battle, I think all may yet be right with the world. To speed things along that way, here’s this week’s trivia column, to enjoy, comment on, whatever makes you happy. DID YOU KNOW…? Who was the now-forgotten fourth member of the “Rice Krispies” character team? By Commissioner Wretched I was thinking about Al Jolson recently. (The younger readers are immediately going to ask, “Who is Al Jolson?” To which I reply, “Look him up. Don’t expect me to have all the answers for you.”) Since May has now arrived, I was thinking of Jolson’s version of the song, “April Showers.” You know, the one with the lyrics: “Though April showers “May come your way, “They bring the flowers “That bloom in May …” April showers – check. Let’s go look at the May flowers! While we’re at it, let’s look at some newly created trivia, just for you! Did you know … … every hour, about 180 million new red blood cells enter your bloodstream? Red blood cells are little more than hollow encasements, to tell you the truth. Before they are released from the bone marrow, where they are created, most of the red blood cell’s internal structure is ejected. That leaves the well-known disc shape, perfect for carrying oxygen – and a small amount of carbon dioxide – through your body. (What I want to know is, who counts them?) … the lifespan of the average firefly is only seven days? During that time, they are most busy trying to find a mate. (Aren’t we all.) … in most American states, a wedding ring is exempt by law from being included in the assets of a person during a bankruptcy? This means that, no matter how much money is owed, creditors cannot seize wedding rings in bankruptcy proceedings. The value of the ring is immaterial; whether worth millions or just out of a box of Cracker Jack, the ring is off limits. (Kind of makes you wonder which states allow the… Read more »
Having just read “A Connecticut Yankee” for probably the 20th time, Twain writing long incomprehensible instructions fails to shock me. Here’s to Sir Boss!
Fortunately, Pow was able to bounce back and continue his career in the entertainment industry. In 1966, he was cast in a recurring role as a sound effect for the television series Batman.
Twenty-sump’n and Honorary First once again.
((((OVER))))
This weekend is the anniversary of the USS Mayaguez Incident. Considered the last battle of the Vietnam War.
https://www.warhistoryonline.com/vietnam-war/vietnam-mayaguez-incident-last-battle.html
Roger that. Khmer Rouge– bastards.
Anyone seen this yet? The US Army went full fucktard on Weapons training in Basic:
https://www.armytimes.com/news/your-army/2021/05/14/trainees-not-getting-rifles-at-fort-jackson-after-one-hijacked-a-school-bus/?fbclid=IwAR2BrYedEwm1WDDpNLJ-sopiDCgps1Zl4BhZoT4a-poW68a3Wx2c02-7SC0#.YJ78UqNXTy4.facebook
Just another risk averse 0bama general covering his ass. Those shooties (black rifles) are scary and someone could get hurt with one. In a few years we will have the warrior ethos of the Italian Army in WWII.
Just who is this brilliant antifa medic?
https://twitchy.com/brettt-3136/2021/05/15/anti-israel-protesters-swarm-a-police-car-in-california-things-do-not-go-well-for-them/
Welp, it is Commiefornia and the Antifastani is a “medic.” So, I think we can narrow the field. The only question is whether he is political “officer material.”
Late, but it is still the weekend, right????