Major, Biden’s Dog, Bites Another Staffer
Major
No sooner did Major come back to the White House and he was involved in another biting incident with a White House staff member. “Involved in another biting incident” is a nice way of saying he bit someone… or opened up a can of whoop-ass.
CNN and others reported this.
Bidens’ dog Major involved in another biting incident
(CNN) The Bidens’ dog Major has been involved in another biting incident that required medical attention, two people with knowledge of the incident tell CNN.
The incident, which involved a National Park Service employee, took place on the White House South Lawn on Monday afternoon. The employee was working at the time and needed to stop in order to receive treatment from the White House medical unit.
First lady Jill Biden’s press secretary Michael LaRosa told CNN that Major is “still adjusting to his new surroundings.”
“Yes, Major nipped someone on a walk. Out of an abundance of caution, the individual was seen by WHMU and then returned to work without injury.”
The National Park Service did not immediately respond to a CNN request for comment.
Major, a 3-year-old German shepherd adopted by the Bidens in 2018, received training within the last two weeks, according to the White House, following a separate biting incident earlier this month.
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“Sources at CNN admit that it involved Hunter and peanut butter”
Ya think Major is being targeted because he’s black?
And German?
It’s not the dog’s fault that he was involved in a biting incident. The dog is the victim here and it is a challenge. He didn’t have the same educational opportunities as other dogs, he was frustrated by his living conditions. He didn’t have the proper opportunities. He is fleeing an oppressed regime.
You know, nothing that a couple trillion dollars won’t fix.
Involced in a biting incident? Who bit who? The article never says. How do we know it wasn’t Biden?
He is clean and good looking, I wonder if he is articulate as well.
With cultured tastes in cuisine as well.
His favorite dessert is “Flaming Liberal”…
“two people with knowledge of the incident tell CNN”
Bet a dollar to a donut one of the two has bite marks and that’s how he has knowledge of the alleged incident.
Did we just find our new border security chief?
Love it! Go bite’em, Major!
Major only makes the news because he is the only one in the administrations that sees how epically jacked up all things Biden is. If anything Major is a patriot that is only trying to protect the rest of us.
It’s not Major’s fault he doesn’t like all the sissies that Biden surrounds himself with. He should definitely bite our new director of the CDC who is filling us all with confidence as she bleats on about her feeling of impending doom. Thanks for the reassurance, person whose job it is to actually protect us from epidemics.
Good Major. Who’s a good dog? You are! Keep biting those assholes!
Does Major still have his balls?
If so, Biden may need to whack them off to make him more compliant and stay in line. Then he’ll fit right in.
He’ll fit in better if they fit him with a pink collar and get his nails done to match…😂
“Maybe Joe thought that by rescuing Major, giving the dog a roof over his head, free medical care, three square meals a day, list goes on… that the dog would feel loyal. Instead, it bit him in the a$$… or wherever the “incident” occurred.”
Comparisons to the Great Society are too easy.
““If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.”
― Mark Twain”
Guess ole Sam was wrong about this!
Major didn’t bite Biden.
Major then proceeded to lick his butt to get the taste out of his mouth.
I know, I know it’s an old joke but tough titties; Navy guys groan, Marines still laugh because they forgot the joke, Army guys say butt licking works, and Air Force say they don’t get it. I’m catering to the Marines here.
No bad dogs just bad owners.
I hope Major drops a huge, steaming pile of Phil Monkress right in the Rose Garden.
Unknown if it was Major but newswires report one of the dogs, or Joe (???), dropped a steaming turd in the hallway outside of the diplomatic reception room.
As long as we are picking nits here, there is a huge difference between a White House staffer and a National Park Service employee. Could well mean that Major was a typical lefty lashing out at anything and everything just because he could instead of showing good sense in attacking what is obviously an enemy of We the People.
This incident also shows us that somebody knows very little about retraining. That could be good news for us all.
Is that a choke chain Major is sporting? They went out of fashion a few decades ago, didn’t they?? Where are the voices decrying the cruel treatment of Major??
The conversation probably was:
“You don’t expect a White House staffer to walk the dogs, that is beneath us loyal sycophants!!!
I know! Get somebody from the National Park Service! They know trees and have shoes for walking in grass!”
I guess the staffers need hazardous duty pay when around the dog and Joe’s sniffing nose.
Mason made an EXCELLENT point about this yesterday:
“Out in the real world, two unprovoked attacks gets your doggie listed as dangerous. You then have to carry an extra $50k in liability insurance, the dog cannot be outside unleashed (even in your yard), and needs to be muzzled off your property.”
“WTF was that dog doing back in the WH? My state requires a 10 day rabies quarantine if a bite breaks the skin. If that’s the case, the dog just got out of lockup and does it again.”
“I’m just gonna say what we’re all thinking. That dog Major is not very presidential.”
“That dog Major is not very presidential.”
And neither is his owner…
All I want to know (as a furry pet owner), did the dog bite break the skin? Was blood (even just a trickle) coming from the bite?
No broken skin? No blood? No problem. The dog is playing, and wants attention. Grow up, get over yourself, and treat the dog(s) right.
If not, then take the dogs away from the Xidens, and give them to a good home that knows how to treat Shepherds right.
No more political suck up photo ops for you, Xiden.
A better pet for the Xidens would be Bill the Cat.
The lawyers are getting involved now…
Biden should keep dog Major away from people after 2nd bite: lawyers
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/biden-dog-major-bite-white-house-legal
What I find fascinating about this is there will be a group of people, mostly lawyers, huddled around a conference table discussing Major and Major could care less. Heck, Major cares more about his squeaky toy.
And who is paying for those dog walking services….?
3…2…1…
If Major was a pet of President Trumps, then the Left and the MSM would have a field day, covering this story 24/7…Pelosi and Schumer would state that Trump should impeached because of this…
We all know what I wrote is true.
Why have pets if you can’t take of them?
Or is Major another “Look At Me!” prop?
I’ll take “Another ‘Look At Me!’ Prop” for $200, ninja. (smile)
As the Companion Human for a German Shepherd (the Late Great & Brilliant Bandit), I can say with veracity that dogs do not bite without a reason. Period.
According to what I’ve seen Major was a “rescue”, meaning he was dumped by prior owners for doing something bad (probably barking challenges at other dogs) and needed proper real-world training to stop it. Shepherds love to work, too, and if Major is sitting around the WH (or the Other Place) bored out of his mind, he’s likely looking for someone to play with him. He may have also weeed on the hallway carpeting if no one took him out for walkies.
My best guess is that Major is so bored out of his GSD mind that anyone who looks like a playmate is a target. Unfortunately, that means that the majority of people are unsuited to give him a home because they just want couch potato pets, not companions, and don’t want the real work involved in having a working dog (GSDs are working dogs) in their homes.
Eventually, Major will be the victim of the stupidest people on Earth, through no fault of anyone but the morons who own him.
I still want to know if this ill-tempered and somewhat confrontational (some might also say obnoxious) animal that answers to “Major” also answers to “Poodle” and/or “Seagull”. (smile)
I say promote that Good Doggie to LTC, DOR to date from the FIRST (ht 2 Sapper3307) Bite episode, and then give a Battlefield Promotion to 06, DOR from the SECOND Bite, then buy him a T-Bone steak dinner, baked potato with cheese and bacon bits. Can I get an AYE?
Or, they could give that fur missile to me. I’ll bring him down to the Land of Milk and Honey, spoil him rotten, and give him plenty of attention. He’ll have a nice fenced in coupla acres to chase squirrels with Miss Trixie and Mr. Chapman, some cats to terrorize, and a nice pond just a short walk down the street to swim and chase m r ducks in.
I would have to change his name to Sergeant Major tho. Everybody knows that a Sergeant Major’s barks are much worse than his bite. He’d sure help to keep people off the grass.
The more I learn about people, the more I Love My Dogs.
Get some! (Crazy ass dogs… )
If that dog lived here, it would have been picked up by animal control and would have already been put down, after biting two people.