Stupid criminals of the week
Short one this week as the family and I are on the road.
Florida man ‘blacked out’ before severing wife’s lover’s penis
A Florida man who allegedly used a pair of scissors to cut off his wife’s lover’s penis claims he “blacked out” during the attack, a report said.
Alex Bonilla, 51, is set to plead guilty Thursday to charges of kidnapping, aggravated battery with a deadly weapon, and aggravated assault with a deadly weapon for the July 2019 attack in the victim’s mobile home in Bell, the Smoking Gun reported.
Bonilla barged into the victim’s home, and threatened him with a handgun and a metal pipe. He tied up the man in his bedroom, and said, “You are not going to die, but you are going to have something to remember this for your whole life,” according to the outlet.
The married father of five from El Salvador then pulled down the victim’s shorts and said, “This is normal, you will not die today.”
Bonilla took a pair of scissors and began cutting the man’s penis, splattering blood everywhere. He continued threatening the man before leaving the home with the severed organ, the Smoking Gun reported. The victim’s two daughters were in the home during the incident.
Doctors have been unable to reattach the victim’s penis and he’s been having trouble with urinating and having sexual intercourse with his wife.
You don’t say?
Bonilla faces 30 years in prison if convicted.
Source; Fox News
State police: Pittsburgh man suspected of DUI tried to hide marijuana blunt in his crotch
A Pittsburgh man accused of illegally having two loaded guns – one of them stolen – in a car he was driving Sunday in East Deer stuffed a marijuana blunt down his pants when he was pulled over by state troopers, police said.
Police said they pulled over a car driven by Kenneth Sharp-Haymon, 18, along Route 28 because it didn’t have a temporary tag in the correct spot.
When Trooper Charles Hoffman approached the car, he said he could smell a strong odor of burnt marijuana and Sharp-Haymon’s eyes appeared to be glassy and blood-shot. Sharp-Haymon told the officer he had been driving home from his girlfriend’s house, the complaint said.
Hoffman said Sharp-Haymon showed signs of impairment in field sobriety tests. A drug recognition expert later said Sharp-Haymon appeared to be impaired, the complaint said. Sharp-Haymon refused to submit to a blood test.
A search of the car turned up two loaded guns, one of which had been reported stolen, along with ammunition, burnt marijuana and a scale for weighing drugs, the complaint said.
Sharp-Haymon told the trooper the car didn’t belong to him and he wasn’t responsible for anything in it, the complaint said.
Hoffman reported in the complaint that Sharp-Haymon did not stop moving around during the ride to the police barracks. There, Hoffman searched Sharp-Haymon and said he found a blunt stuffed down the front of his pants.
Sharp-Haymon was charged with receiving stolen property, persons not to possess firearms, carrying a firearm without a license, drug possession, driving under the influence and a traffic violation. Online court records showed he was released after posting $5,000 bond.
Source; Trib Live
Category: "Teh Stoopid", Crime, Stupid Criminals
Lorena Bobbits’ El Salvadoran Cousin. Fine upstanding citizens we have pouring over our border. FTA “…having difficulty urinating and having sex with his wife…” Ya think? Dude, you just had a lopoffmydictomy, what’da expect?
Stoned and stoopid is no way to go thru life, dumbass!
Maybe he should just transition. The JoeBama regime’s Porkulus II has billions for medical care for illegals.
I’m thinking the kid who shot up a gun range shoulda made the dummies list.
He wasn’t a “kid.” He was a 27 year old Black male. But I agree, he does belong on the list.
It is obvious from watching the video that he is simply shooting anyone he can find to vent his anger over having the white salesman telling him he had to follow the store rule of not bringing loaded firearms into the the store. Every gun store and shooting range I have ever been inside has the same rule. (My outdoor range will not allow any firearms to be brought into the store/office, even if cased or holstered.) Even his brother, who was there inside the store with his two small children, said that there were no harsh words between the killer and the salesman. This POS appeared to comply with the request and stepped outside the door like he is going to unload his pistol, but instead turns and starts shooting as he reenters. He then shoots a white woman and the white clerk. Following his first two kills, he proceeds down the hall, looking in offices for more victims. Finding no more targets he leaves the store. Fortunately, he did not go upstairs where there was a classroom full of students.
In the parking lot multiple instructors have a shootout with him where over 100 rounds are fired. One report said there were 7 instructors and store employees who, according to his mother, “murdered him.” Having watched the store cameras video, I choose to believe my “lying” eyes.
The store employees and instructors saved the state quite a bit of prosecution and incarceration dollars. But you can bet momma and baby-daddy will be hiring Ben Crump to sue the store for wrongful death.
From my viewpoint, 27 IS a kid. Having both worked in a gun store and as a Range Safety Officer (RSO in NRA-speak) I can tell you I tensed every time I ever had to correct someone like that, and if possible loosened my gun in its holster before the idiot noticed me. Really tensed when some idiot would cover me with the gun they were firing. Luckily I am blessed with a loud enough voice that when I had to yell to ‘Put the gun down NOW’ I managed to avoid ventilation. But idiots with guns are real, dangerous, and more common than I like. Best prevention is to try to never, ever give them the chance to screw up by how you approach, where you stand, and if necessary stop their body rotation with a firm hand on the shoulder. Still looked down a few muzzles despite that.
I still don’t consider 27 a “kid.” He wasn’t some clown who had never been to a range before, anyway according to his brother. He obviously was someone who took offense easily; and he didn’t accidently shoot someone with a muzzle sweep and his finger on the trigger. And he didn’t do it because he was a dummy. Him walking into the store with that 30 round magazine plugged into the Glock in his hand would have triggered my spidey senses. This incident wasn’t a range safety occurrence. At some point shortly after he was told he couldn’t be in the store holding a loaded gun he decided he was going to start shooting people.
Capitol breacher photo of the week.
Anyone know, or see, this alleged “Oath Keeper”?
Used a radio.
Wore a rag doo face covering (not a virus mask) inside the Capitol.
Unsure if he’s actually an Oath Keeper.
Unsure if he’s actually a fireman (patch appears fake).
Unsure if that’s actually a SERVICE DOG (or a fake (his pet)).
https://www.facebook.com/photo?fbid=908184286610717&set=pcb.264665418592563
IMHO, IF bonehead above stayed out on the lawn, as shown in the photo,
he’d be fine. Nothing wrong with this photo.
It’s the OTHER photos.
And like Leo Brent Bozell IV,
online sleuths put hero and zero together.
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