Weekend Open Thread

| March 27, 2026 | 76 Comments

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PNW ATC

FIrst?

Amateur Historian

Rats of the Cong, my dude!

ChipNASA

HA Fuickers have been hot droping….Nice one PNW ATC.
First first?? We’d have to ask Claw.
Enjoy the trapping of the Kingdom.

Top 10 retards.
Have a glorious weekend and I’ll check back later.

Smooches Bitchtiddies….

All Hail OAM and R.I.P. Poe and KOB and Ex-PH2, and Jonn and all others.
Commence Jocularity

Jocularity! Jocularity!”



jocularity
Claw

Yep, first “First”

Graybeard

I thought so! So double Cong-rats!

Claw

Cherry Busted. Duly recorded into the Coveted Book of TAH OT’s.

A Proud Infidel ®️™️

IIRC I first declared it when the WOC’s began!

Claw

That’s correct. You started the whole “First” thing at 16:40 hrs, 02 Jan 2015 by saying, “Ooh, First”.

jeff LPH 3 63-66

I remember when I first started on the site when Jonn was with us, I started a comment on a Friday and typed it in and then a commentor typed in First and then I was advised on the WOT First rule. I think I came in first awhile ago last year or this year. I have a hard time remembering things Last week I forgot the Alamo, REMEMBER THE ALAMO.
Later Alligator.

Claw

Your one and only “First” occurred on 11 Jul 2025.

E.

You’re a good ‘un anyway! We love ya!

AW1Ed

So you admit it’s your fault.
*grin*

A Proud Infidel®™

That’s right, I STARTED IT!!! 🤣😁😂😀😎

jeff LPH 3 63-66

CONG-RATS PNW ATC

Graybeard

Rats o’th’ Cong atcha PNW ATC.

NHSparky

I’ve got a couple under my belt, but damned if I remember when.

E.

You got ‘Dunlaps’? It’s done lapped over?

Claw

Looked them up and your “First”‘s on an OT occurred on 22 Dec 2017 and 08 Jun 2018.

PNW ATC

Well I’ll be dammed.

AW1Ed

Congrats!

Skivvy Stacker

The Irish equivalent to that is; “Whale oil beef hooked.”

Toxic Deplorable B Woodman

And you probably will be, too.

Amateur Historian

2nd

SFC D

Present! Third?

PNW ATC

This will be a benevolent reign from the wonderful world of Whidbey Island.

Break out the beers (craft for me) or the booze and lift a glass to our departed brethren!! Then one more time for yourself you magnificent Bastards!!

26Limabeans

Congrats on your first first cuz there ain’t no second first first.
Having a cold Lagunitas (6.2 octane) as I type.
Happy weekend brothers.

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jeff LPH 3 63-66

Enjoy the weekend Beans and crank up those 1950’2 Vocal Group Harmony street corner ballads & jump toons. Friday and Saturday night I go up to the ice cream parlor for outside live music and set up the chairs for the crowd.While the singers sets up, and I ask him to play one of my favorites which is “A Casual Look” by the Six Teens 1956 on the Flip label. Love when the girls hit the bridge in the song and the Male voice comes in and asks his girl to mary him before he goes over seas. This was during the draft years. After that song, the obscure stuff I had him put into the system goes on. Some nice Boss songs.

26Limabeans

Been dealing with the Bristol Stomp lately.
Can’t get it outta my head.

bristol stomp at DuckDuckGo

E.

Aaaaah! Good times!

Eggs

😎🍺🍺🍺

A Proud Infidel ®️™️

Well, durkha-durkha-dead Mohammed jihad and happy Friday, top fifteen as I once again award myself Honorary First!

(((( OVER))))

E.

Youse guys crack me up!

SFC D

And now, the loyalty of every muslim Soldier has to be questioned.

https://pjmedia.com/robert-spencer/2026/03/27/a-muslim-soldier-says-she-will-disobey-commands-to-fight-muslims-now-what-n4951129

Get JAG on the phone, crank up the paperwork monster and get this disloyal fat fuck out of my Army.

Fyrfighter

Good article.. makes it clear that Islam is NOT compatible with civilized society…

Odie

Send in the dogs to help with escorting the scrunt to the gate. Pack her shit, set it on the curb across the street from the base and call the local pd to complain about a vagrant setting up house and ruining the property values.

Fyrfighter

Apparently there are NO physical standards enforced in that unit.. she looks like the only time she could move with a purpose is on the way to the chow line..

A Proud Infidel®™

IMO that fat-fuck must have been brought in by some recruiter who was VERY desperate to make quota for the month. During my time we referred to sub-par Troops as “Recruiter’s quotas”!

SgtM

Fat nasty bitch. Precious in the army. I want to see one pull-up, just one. We are doomed as a country. In the words of KOB prepare.

Prior Service (Ret)

Won’t kill a fellow muslim, huh? No idea if she is shia or sunni, but you can rest assured she would have no qualms with blowing up whichever one she isn’t—that’s just how they roll. Guess she has PCS’d (permanent change of sides) so get rid of her or lock her up.

My, My, My

How is that fat bitch in the army? Can it pass the height, weight and AFT standard?

Reminds me of a quote from my former boss:

“You’re fat. Who are you?”
Jack B. Farris (RIP)

Yes, that is a real quote he said to a plump soldier we passed while we were on a run.

Anonymous

Holy Fatsh*t, Batman!

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MCPO USN

This bitch needs to go. Maybe then the commissary would have food left on the shelves.

Commissioner Wretched

Well hey there, PNW ATC! It’s your first FIRST! Rats of the Cong to you!

I’m bouncing between cardiologist appointments, so here’s the trivia for the week. Enjoy, my friends!

DID YOU KNOW…?
How long did it take to shoot the 45-second shower scene in 1960’s “Psycho”?
By Commissioner Wretched
didyouknowcolumn@gmail.com
Copyright © 2026

Now we are ensconced in spring! The time of year when the robins return, the sap flows, and the leaves bud and turn green.

Days get longer, nights get shorter, and we progress toward the next part of the year. I kind of like the rhythm in that, don’t you?

It certainly beats the arrival of spring on, say, Venus – 800º in the morning, and sunset doesn’t come for 245 days. Yeah, I’ll take spring on Earth any day of the week.

Just like I’ll share trivia any day of the week … especially today! Enjoy!

Did you know …

… an episode of Pokémon in Japan sent hundreds of children to the hospital? On December 16, 1997, an episode of the cartoon show was shown on Japanese television, and in that episode the character of Pikachu uses a “thunderbolt attack” to ward off a foe. The attack was depicted with rapidly flashing colors on the screen, causing some 685 children to go into seizures and be transported to hospitals nationwide. Scientists examining the issue believe the flashing colors may have triggered undiagnosed epilepsy in some of the children, but no one is certain why so many were affected. (Mass hysteria has been suggested.)

… the capital of the nation of Haiti was named after a ship? Port-au-Prince was founded in 1749, and it was named for the French ship Prince that was at anchor in the bay. (As good a reason as any, I suppose.)

Commissioner Wretched

… one of the most iconic scenes in cinema history lasted less about 45 seconds on screen, but took seven days to shoot? Warning: spoilers ahead. In the 1960 thriller Psycho, directed by Alfred Hitchcock (1899-1980), the infamous “shower scene” featuring the murder of Marion Crane by Norman Bates lasts about 45 seconds. But shooting the scene took an entire week. In the scene, Crane, played by Janet Leigh (1927-2004), is stabbed to death by Bates, portrayed by Anthony Perkins (1932-1992), while she takes a shower in her room at the Bates Motel. Hitchcock used 78 rapid cuts and special rigs for water and the chocolate syrup that simulated blood in the scene, as well as a specially constructed shower set with removable walls. Leigh, who had to spend an inordinate amount of time in the shower as the water poured down, said it was kept warm so she was comfortable. The scene was shot using extreme close-up shots with swift edits, and Hitchcock filmed several takes of each short scene portion to get the exact look he wanted. Additional trivia note: Leigh, though on set for the entire week’s filming, was not filmed in the close-ups with the knife. That honor went to her body double, actress Marli Renfro (born 1938) Neither woman was nude in the shower during the scene, though the camera shots suggested otherwise. And Perkins was not on the set at all; he was in New York starring in a play on Broadway.

… the first self-service restaurant was in New York? Opened in 1885, the Exchange Buffet was rather Spartan by today’s standards. Only men were allowed to eat there. The restaurant opened directly across the street from the New York Stock Exchange and catered to the stockbrokers. Customers could either get their food and eat it at the counter standing up, or take it to a table – there were no servers on staff. The restaurant closed in 1963. (Tipping was easy.)

A Proud Infidel®™

According to one account, for the sound effect of the stabbing, Alfred Hitchcock sat blindfolded while a Production Assistant took a knife and stabbed various melons, cantaloupe, honeydew, watermelon and others while he listened to the sounds thinking which melon being stabbed sounded like the effect he wanted.

Commissioner Wretched

… there are no direct descendants of William Shakespeare living today? The great British playwright (1564-1616) had three children – son Hamnet (1585-1596) and daughters Susanna (1583-1659) and Judith (1585-1662). Hamnet died at the age of 11. Judith had three children, but all died before she did and none had any children of their own. Susanna had one daughter, Elizabeth (1608-1670), but she died childless. (To be or not to be?)

… a Soviet agronomist created the world’s largest collection of plant seeds? Nikolai Vavilov (1887-1943) devoted his life to studying cereal crops that could sustain the entire world’s population. His work led to the largest collection of plant seeds ever made, but he ran afoul of Soviet leader Joseph Stalin (1874-1953), who had him arrested and imprisoned. Apparently Vavilov’s work was the opposite of that done by a scientist whom Stalin liked, Trofim Lysenko (1898-1976), and Stalin – who was not the kind of guy to admire opposite sides of an issue – removed Vavilov from his post. (I guess under Communism, science is what the leaders say it is.)

… the first projection of an image on a screen was made two hundred years before cameras were invented? In 1646, German priest Athanasius Kircher (1602-1680) used a candle or oil lamp to project hand-painted images on a white screen. The first actual photographic camera was created in 1827 by Joseph Niépce (1765-1833) in France. (And an industry was born.)

David

Believe Lysenko was the idiot who thought learned behavior could be inherited, too.
I always thought working with Janet Leigh in a shower would be…. well, I’d PAY to do it. Sadly, her daughter missed getting her looks – but got a goodly portion of her build. She also starred in the original (and IMO better) “Angels in the Outfield.”

RGR 4-78

I still think Kelly looks better than Jamie.

rgr769

Ir was known as Lysenkoism, a competing theory to that of Charles Darwin, back in those olden times.

Anonymous

Not “socially just” enough for him:
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Commissioner Wretched

… it would take a lot of particles of fog to fill a teaspoon? How many, you wonder? Try seven billion. (Now that’s a lot of fog.)

… the youngest soldier to serve in the Civil War was only nine when he joined? Edward William Black (1853-1872) was a drummer for the Union Army with the 21st Indiana Infantry Regiment. Black is also the youngest soldier ever wounded in battle; he was 12 when an exploding shell shattered his left hand and arm. He died at the age of 19. The oldest soldier to serve on active duty was Curtis King (1783-1863), who was mustered into the 37th Iowa Volunteer Infantry at the age of 80. He served for four months, being discharged on March 20, 1863, and died four months later.

… if you added up all the land masses of Earth together, it would be smaller than the mass of the Pacific Ocean? (Which begs the question – why do we call our planet Earth instead of Water?)

Now … you know!

Toxic Deplorable B Woodman

I remember reading about that particular Pokemon episode. It changed all TV (and especially children’s cartoons) forever after. Have to be careful with those flashy-flashy lights.

Hack Stone

Well, since you brought it up.

Odie

10th maybe?

jeff LPH 3 63-66

FIRST TWENTY THIRD

Fyrfighter

Seems it’s more than past time to clean house at the Secret Service….

https://centurylink.net/news/read/article/the_associated_press-secret_service_agent_assigned_to_jill_biden_accide-ap

Then again, considering who the detail was protecting, this might be a punishment tour already..

Skivvy Stacker

So, was he firing in self defence?

Graybeard

At one time, there was a phenomenon of shooting oneself in the foot to get off the front line.

Or he just couldn’t keep the booger hook off the bang switch?

rgr769

I heard he asked for a doctor and Jill piped up .

Mason

I was thinking that some guys will do anything to get off a detail.

Sailorcurt

So does the badge go above the ribbons or below?

Hack Stone

A Secret Service agent assigned to Jill Biden’s detail has shot himself in the leg. Philadelphia police who were investigating the shooting, said the sidearm went off when the agent was sitting in an unmarked vehicle.

“The Secret Service’s Office of Professional Responsibility will be reviewing the facts and circumstances of this incident,” said the Secret Service spokesperson.

“We are grateful for our law enforcement and public safety partners who provided medical assistance.”

Some people will go to extremes to get out of a Biden detail.

Dennis - not chevy

Does the Secret Service have an age limit? The reason I ask is about fifty years ago, when I was a medic, I had to change the dressing on a soldier’s foot. For curiosity’s sake, I chatted with the soldier as I changed the dressing. Since we were at a USAF hospital we didn’t see many soldiers. I asked what was his MOS, he mumbled some numbers. I asked for a translation, he barked he was a sniper.

So this leads to the question, could it be the same guy?

Hack Stone

Looks like Tiger missed the 1st Sergeant’s Weekend Safety Brief.

https://www.foxnews.com/sports/tiger-woods-crash-florida-masters

RGR 4-78

T i double ger er does not look like he is aging well.

NHSparky

When asked to comment, John Daly replied, “Fuckin amateurs.”

SFC D

The Wild Horse Resort in Phoenix has a drink called a John Daly. You know how an Arnold Palmer is lemonade and iced tea? A John Daly is a lemonade slushy with iced tea vodka. Holy shit are they good at the pool!

NHSparky

75 yesterday, 25 today.

Gotta love Casa de Sparky Nuevo.

I’m done with this winter shit.

Fyrfighter

Sounds about the same here…

Graybeard

Unaccountably present.

May God grant you all a great week ahead. Palm Sunday this week (at least for most of Christendom), Easter next. I’m going to be pretty busy most of the week.

Be sure and take a moment to enjoy the beauty around you. God put it there for a reason. Appreciate it!

Hack Stone

Is it politically incorrect to find this funny?

https://www.facebook.com/share/v/18BU42Bfah/

RGR 4-78

I wasn’t stumped by the puns.

Hack Stone

He is going to be Second Base on the Prison Softball Team. Literally.

Fyrfighter

Hopefully just a boring weekend here.. dropped wife off at a friend’s for an overnight trip, took care of the dogs, now I get to take my crew to a local Easter egg hunt, show the engine to the kids a bit, then the rest of the weekend is studying for a paramedic exam..

rgr769

Here is some empiric evidence of the that fabulous city by the Bay of which our commie cuttlefish is so fond: O’Reilly Exposes San Francisco As A Violent Third-World Drug Dystopia INFESTED By Illegals – modernity

SFC D

Who ya gonna believe, that sexist O’Reilly or that other guy?