If one is good, two is better!
If you thought you were virtue signalling by wearing one mask, now you can wear two and really send the message home. It’s only a matter of time before our dictators governors demand multiple levels of masking.
Mittens Double Masking
According to a New York Times article from last week they discuss why DOUBLE masking is a good idea. I have an idea. If we wrap 5 mil plastic sheeting tightly across our faces, I know we won’t get COVID. We will die of hypoxia in a matter of minutes, but at least we’ll have flattened that curve, amiright?
Fauci was doing it before it was in vogue, way back in November.
Of course Biden was doing it. At his age though, whenever you leave your basement during a pandemic you really should be concerned.
Not to be outdone, the head of the Harris-Biden Administration isn’t afraid of also doubling down.
Wear a mask. Don’t wear a mask. Who cares? Really if people are this concerned they should be investing in a positive pressure Tyvek Level A HAZMAT suit. Sure they’re expensive, but we could all use our coming COVID stimulus check to buy one. It’s a small price to pay if it saves just one life. If you’re wearing anything less than a full HAZMAT suit when you leave your house, it really shows you aren’t taking this pandemic seriously and are wantonly disregarding the safety of others. It’s selfish not to wear a HAZMAT suit.
Category: COVID-19
The way that grubermint officials have been robbing the taxpayers, the bastards should have been wearing masks for a long time now.
We are in what now, Day 296 of a 15 day period needed to “flatten the curve”?
1/18/2021 is now 309 days since 3/15/2020
The second one is if DC flip’s over he can breath underwater, DC is built over a BIG SWAMP…
Better call Hank Johnson and not Saul!
If they want to be ridiculous, let them. Just send out those checks, you morons!
Sendusdacash!!!!
Where is AW1Ed’s Monday cookery????
Steady Mi’Lady, I ain’t going there, but you can get away with it. Maybe he’s gonna make us wait til closer to Supper Time? I had a tangerine and another dunkin stix to tide me over. If he don’t show up soon, I may have to make me a sammich. There is some black forest ham in the fridgerator…and a loaf of CPT John Derst Butter Bread in the pantry…with Duke’s Mayo.
Saw an article yesterday saying multiple studies now showing that the effective difference in shutting schools/businesses is next to zero. Large events, bars, maybe crowded restaurants, yes, but them majority of the economic chaos: no.
Aren’t most transmissions occurring at family gatherings? Seems like that’s what was being put out over the weekend.
Well, yeah, that makes sense. If you cannot gather in public spaces then gatherings are limited to private spaces. Peace be upon anybody who continues to tell families that they may NOT go to granny’s house, or Dad’s place, or even Cousin Vinnie’s.
A SOOPER SEEKRIT MESSAGE for those that double mask:
Hope you enjoy the extra effort breathing and hypoxia!
I’m not sad for them……..
Never too early to start stocking the Boomer’s Sunday file. Thanks.
I bought those cheap blue masks online from an Emergency services vendor and was thinking that I should wear one over the other little did I know that people were covering the cheapies with better masks. This was when the panic buying and masks were hard to get. Between subscribing to Fire Engineering magazine and vendors scanning my ID card around my neck in the National Hurricane conferences exibit rooms over time, I keep getting emails from vendors looking to sell me anything from a Fire Truck to porta potties.
Buy both. You never know when a fire truck and a porta john will come in handy.
Double mask? Well all right. A folded over bandana accomplishes that.
Next!
OWB;
When this started, online Navy times had a video of a Sailor taking her old skivvy shirt and made it into a mask. I did a couple of old Doo Wopp and FD shirts the way she did but after hand washing, the ends curled up and I had to use an iron to uncurl the curls so that’s when I bought the cheap blue masks. Now masks are all over the place like peanut butter in all the stores.
Two layers of chain link fence still won’t stop mosquitos.
Two elcheapo masks won’t work, either.
Two badly worn masks won’t work, either.
Two elcheapo masks worn to saturation and touched frequently to adjust won’t work either.
This is telegraphing an upcoming clusterfuck of states screwing up distribution of vaccine, and of even more need for “temporary” dictatorial powers.
Also of states not setting up more hospital capacity, which we did so easily once before.
Because when the new Congress gets going on left-loon legislation, there needs to be an excuse in place for the economy tanking. So the sham-peachment” will be delayed so they can legislate quickly while economic inertia carries things along for a bit.
No. Remember it’s Trump’s fault that the states can’t inoculate people properly. Fredo’s brother has them fucking throwing away doses of vaccine.
In the case of Mittens, Biden and Harris, this is not probably “two are better than one”. The “undermask” they are wearing appears to be a disposable types with the metal band to bend over the bridge of the nose. I’d bet some money these are not nuisance dust masks but medical grade N95 disposables that are supposed to be only for medical personnel due to short supply. The cloth overmask allows them to appear virtuous while still using N95 masks.
Much as I dislike Biden and Harris, you can make a case that as the top two elected officials their health is a priority. I would not begrudge Trump and Pence using N95’s. But this smacks of (literally) covering up their use of N95s vs. just being honest about it.
No, their health is not a priority over the health of any other citizen. They are elected representatives, not royalty.
The thinking that what these ass clowns do is so much more important than what you do is why we are in the mess we are in.
Getting elected or appointed does not elevate any person above any other.
1. For the CAMERAS ONLY!!!
2. CHIN DIAPERS!!!
3. Idiots. Virus. IT’S LIKE STOPPING PEE THROUGH A CHAIN LINK FENCE.
That is all. Happy Monday.
EXCELLENT!!!
Well this guy is going to be in charge of national health policy now.
I think double knee pads would serve them better.
And another amazing pithy, well placed comment
Lars is going to spooge his britches when he sees the double mask.
That’s why he wears two diapers.
Someone needs to inform them that they really need a Mylar mask to keep them safe. Superglue it on just to be certain.
Keep them safe from what need not be explicated.
So, they now admit that the masks didn’t work.
Next thing, body condoms will be mandated. Yeah, like in ‘The Naked Gun’.
I don’t even wear ONE mask. So I guess me not wearing two is a DOUBLE fuck you to the man?
Ahh, Mason, if people follow your Saran Wrap ChiCom flu preventative, their deaths will still be counted as COVID deaths.
Who cares? These Saran Wrap idiots are still dead.
TWO masks, eh? Well, then, the New York Times may go fuck themselves TWICE as much.
Sheep:
One mask Good! Two masks be-e-e-e-e-e-tter!
The False Commander “Phony” Phil Monkress (CEO of All-Points Logistics) is a firm believer in “Two is Better”.
And I am not talking about schlongs.
I am talking about his bullshit claims. Always run two in conjunction and you might have a better shot at conning someone into giving you a taxpayer-funded government contact.
This is taught in the early stages of the All- Points Logistics Executive Training Course.