Come to Think of it, I am due a Vacation
I cannot verify if this vacation is real; it’s just too good to check.
But with testimonials like these, I’m rolling my change right now.
“I got three confirmed kills on my last trip. I’ll never hunt big game in Africa again. I felt like the Komandant in Schindlers list!” — Lars , Hamburg Germany
“Six attacks in 4 days was more than I expected. I bagged three pirates and my 12yr old son sank two rowboats with the minigun. PIRATES: 0 – PASSENGERS: 32! Well worth the trip. Just make sure your spotter speaks English” — Donald, Salt Lake city Utah USA
“I haven’t had this much fun since flying choppers in NAM . Don’t worry about getting shot by pirates as they never even got close to the ship with those weapons they use and their shitty aim–reminds me of a drunken’juicer’ door gunner we picked up from the motor pool back in Nam” — ‘chopper’ Dan, Toledo USA.
“Like ducks in a barrel. They turned the ship around and we saw them cry in the water like little girls. Saw one wounded pirate eaten by sharks–what a laugh riot! This is a must do.” — Zeke, Springs Kentucky USA
Category: Politics
We guarantee that you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by pirates or we will refund half your money back, including gun rental charges and any unused ammo (mini gun charges not included). How can we guarantee you will experience a hijacking? We operate at 5 knots within 12 miles of the coast of Somalia. If an attempted hijacking does not occur, we will turn the boat around and cruise by at 4 knots. We will repeat this for up to 8 days making three passes a day along the entire length of Somalia. At night the boat is fully lit and bottle rockets are shot off at intervals and loud disco music beamed shore side to attract attention.
…yeah, I’m going to go ahead and say HELL EFFIN’ YEAH! When do we leave???
I’ve already booked my trip!
Firearms..Full Auto !!..Rent to own !!.
Might it to much to ask for a M-79 ?.
Personally, I believe we need to leverage capitalism, ya know? I mean go over there and get in gear, we organize the Somali Merchant Marine organizers.
Split the profits 80% max (for us) 20 min (for them) then after the split, call it a profitable day and blow ’em out of the fricking water.
Just a thought….