Ceann proven wrong

| May 4, 2009

I admit, beating on the French used to be fun. But let’s be honest, they kick the crap out of more Pirates and sink more Greenpeace vessels than we do, so the South Park episode from 2 weeks ago was kind of a cheap shot. But the French are doing some damn good work, and we can thank the worst pirates in the world.

From a distance the large ship on the horizon looked like the perfect target, ripe for a successful spot of piracy.

But as Somali pirates sped toward the vessel sailing near the Seychelles Islands on Sunday, they were horrified to see two boats and a helicopter set off from their target and launch their own counter-attack.

They had failed to spot iin the dazzling sun, that the “merchant ship” they thought they were intercepting was actually a French naval ship bristling with cannons, radar technology and armed commandos.

In case you live under a rock and don’t know who Ceann is, shame on you.

H/T to Le Sniper.

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Brown Neck Gaitor

Girls are still the worst pirates. These guys are just boobs.

Nixon

We can probably drop the whole “Freedom Fries” bit nowadays. I was just in Yorktown, and if it weren’t for the Frenchies, we’d still have the King of England up in our face.

TSO Wrote: Speaking of which…..

Tourists enjoying a day of sightseeing at Windsor Castle got more than they bargained for today when a couple were caught having sex on the Queen’s lawn.

Ignoring signs asking visitors to Please Keep Off The Grass, the man and woman, said to be in their early 30, selected a spot near the castle’s Garter Tower and stripped off in full view of hotels, pubs and shops.

An employee at the Harte and Garter Hotel, which overlooks the castle, said guests went out to observe the scene and could not believe their eyes. The woman, who asked not to be named, said: “People were shouting things like ‘what are you doing?’ but the couple didn’t seem to care at all. It was going on for about 10 or 15 minutes, which is quite a long time, considering the location.”

Another witness, Mark Robinson, 44, said the couple carried on until police intervened. He said: “The officers told them to stop and the sight of the uniforms seemed to snap them out of it. They were unsteady on their feet and the guy pulled his trousers up and helped the girl put hers back on.

“The Japanese tourists were comparing their videos.”

A spokesman from Thames Valley police confirmed that two people had been arrested and cautioned for outraging public decency. It is not known whether the Queen was in residence at Windsor Castle at the time.

Lucky

BLASPHEMY! OUTRIGHT ABSOLUTE BLASPHEMY! Ceann wrong? I think not! Lol, but yeah the Froggies really jacked up the pirates right good. Must be hyped up about Camerone Day. Break out CPT Danjou’s hand, the Pioneers with their beards and axes, and strike up the Legion band with Le Kepi Blanc and La Boudin, and Cavelcade! I am getting motivated now…… Maybe its the promotion orders, idk

FeFe

“You’re the worst pirate in the world ’cause you’re a girl.”

What? Is this guy an MSNBC anchor?

“Where’s your gun?”

*blam*

Pardon me while I blow on my smoking Glock. And toss you overboard for chum.

*cue chorus*

— The link you provided has very poor audio. May I suggest:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZ05Rvz0ybM&feature=related

— However, for some girl pirate action, try Cutthroat Island. The song is very… peppy:

Lucky

ARGH! Its all good though. The French Navy is actually doing good work

Spade

I have a picture of Patrick’s (lead singer) brother wearing my sister’s Irish dancing dress at the 2008 Celtic Fling.

This has nothing to do with Pirates, I just find it hilarious.