A Riot in Portland

| August 6, 2020

Gee, who’d-a thunk it? Someone (da pohlease) finally declared the “protests” in Portland, OR, to be a riot.

I did wonder if anything like this was ever going to happen.

Portland police declare riot at East Precinct

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Portland, OR,police declared a riot in Portland, OR last night.


From the article:  PORTLAND, OR (KPTV) – Police declared a riot after a crowd gathered outside the Portland Police Bureau’s East Precinct Wednesday evening.

The crowd first gathered at Floyd Light Park, located in the 700 block of Southeast 106th Avenue. The group then walked in to SE 106th and marched toward the East Precinct, located at 737 SE 106th Avenue.

A riot has been declared outside East Precinct. You are ordered to disperse to the north immediately.Failure to comply with this order may subject you to citation or arrest, and may subject you to the use of crowd control agents and/or impact weapons.

— Portland Police (@PortlandPolice) August 6, 2020 — article

So, someone finally got fed up and declared “it’s a riot”.  Well, good. Reality does sometimes take a while to sink in. The cleanup bill is probably cringeworthy.

There was a video of a pickup truck that had run over a motorcycle and dragged it along its route of escape.

I hope that retired sailor whose house is a block from the town hall will be able to find it in himself to move away to a somewhat more friendly clime.

Category: "The Floggings Will Continue Until Morale Improves", ANTIFA, Dumbass Bullshit

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  1. Did the Police Chief have permission from the mayor to do this. From what I see, it was a peaceful protest/sarc

  2. Skippy says:

    Well it’s been a riot since like April or so ???

  3. 5th/77th FA says:

    Took ’em long enough to decide that this was what was happening. “The cleanup bill is probably cringeworthy.” I’ll bet it will be. Wonder how long it will be before the request for “Federal Funds” for the cleanup is made?

    • UpNorth says:

      Minnemogadishu told the Feds they want $55million to clean up their shithole, uh, city.
      I think they ought to send the bill to BLM, they seem to be getting cash from every left wing nut job, corporation and Hollyweird A and B lister.

      • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

        Yeah, the Hollywierd shitbags have been giving right and left to BLM as well as to bail those maggots out of jail but not one dime to those whose businesses and livelihoods were destroyed!

  4. The Other Whitey says:

    “Impact weapons?”

    I can’t help noticing that this kind of activity has been conspicuously absent from areas where the neighbors would meet it with “chemically-propelled ballistic penetrating weapons.” Maybe Portland PD should consider upping their game.

    • Ex-PH2 says:

      “impact weapons” could be as inmnocent as spitballs, y’know. (Didn’t say what size, did I?;) )

  5. OldManchu says:

    Lars ♥ Protesters (rioters)

    • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

      He loves giving the soi boi enemas during their “peaceful protests” to keep their energy up.

  6. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    What did the little maggots do to bring this decision about, did they “Protest” in the wrong politician’s neighborhood?

  7. I’m glad Ralph Kramden doesn’t live there telling Alice:- your a riot Alice.

  8. QMC says:

    “Don’t worry my children. They’re just peaceful protesters.” – Nikolai II Alexandrovich Romanov, St. Peterspug, Russia, 1917