Hillary Clinton: I Would Have Read my Damn Briefs

| July 1, 2020

Barbra Streisand pondered how a “President Hillary Clinton” would have handled the pandemic. Streisand suggested that as a mother and grandmother, Hillary Clinton would have taken care of America’s public health. In response, Hillary Clinton said, “I would have read my damn briefs, Barbara, that’s for sure.”

From MSN:

“Can you imagine how President Hillary Clinton — a Woman with a powerful mind — would have handled this pandemic?” the 78-year-old singer and actress said Monday on Twitter.

“Being a mother and grandmother, she would’ve instinctively taken care of the public health of the people of the United States,” Streisand wrote. “She wouldn’t have ignored the pandemic plans, cut the CDC and defunded the World Health Organization.”

The Republican president has repeatedly downplayed the threat of coronavirus and said multiple times that the virus would soon go away. A White House official said Trump received two intelligence briefings on COVID-19 in January, before the highly contagious disease began spreading like wildfire across the country.

Five months later, at least 2.6 million Americans have been diagnosed with coronavirus and nearly 130,000 have died, according to a tally by Johns Hopkins University.

MSN.com is the article here.

Category: Politics

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  1. Slow Joe says:

    Hitlary wiped her server with a cloth.

  2. 5th/77th FA says:

    Not sure which of these two is the skankiest of the skrunts? Babs or Bitchlary? Or which one is the most useless? Compassion from the Bitch of Benghazi, das Hitlery Beast? Give me an effing break cause I sure do not have a phuque to give for either one.

    Read her briefs? Who is gonna peel the encrusted things off of her. The answer to the age old question, does Hitlery wear briefs or granny panties? Depends!

  3. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    Cankles would have ignored the 3:00 AM call, let people die then yell at the press, “What difference does it make?”

  4. Comm Center Rat says:

    I’ll never forgive Rudy Giuliani for unleashing the Hildebeast upon NY State and then America. Rudy was running for the US Senate when his adulterous affair was publicized and he sheepishly bowed out of the race to “recover from prostate cancer.” A most timely disease for that lisping twit. Rudy was stupid enough to let his mistress shack-up with him in Gracie Mansion. Hitlery then easily won the senate seat and the rest is sordid political history.

    Rudy was never really “America’s Mayor” but he’s perfectly suited to advise The Orange Man from NYC.

  5. Hack Stone says:

    Hillary Clinton can’t even read portion markings on classified documents or federal regulations regarding the preservation of federal records, but suddenly she is the Alpha Female who would have the Corona Virus wiped out quicker than you can say “Jeffrey Epstein did not kill himself.”

    Much like Joe Biden saying that he was briefed on the severity of the Corona Virus on January 27, 2020 (briefed by whom?), but inexplicably did not raise the issue in any of the ensuing Primary Debates, nor did he speak out when leading Democrats were telling people to continue with their lives by patronizing restaurants, theaters and Chines New Year events.

    • MI Ranger says:

      Hack Stone you obviously missed his inflection when he spoke: Joe Biden said “he was briefed about the severity of the Corona Virus, and on 27 January 2020 he was sitting in his basement listening to music (did he accidently leave off that last part about listening to music…oh well, you get the meaning right!?!?).”

    • rgr769 says:

      Gee, “Gropey” Joe was fully briefed on how contagious and a big “effing” deal the virus is, but then three days later attacked Trump for stopping many possibly infected tens of thousands of people flying in from China.

  6. Poetrooper says:

    “I would have read my damn briefs, Barbra, that’s for sure…then started making calls to foreign leaders to figure out the best way for Bill and I to cash in on this…”

  7. OWB says:

    “Being a mother and grandmother, she would’ve instinctively taken care of the public health of the people of the United States…”

    Really? Where has that instinct been hiding all these years?

    Maybe it depends upon the meaning of “take care of.”

  8. Ex-PH2 says:

    This is SOOOO like the Teen Queen’s response when she (allegedly) asked by the peasants were rioting (drought, poor harvest): “Qu’ils mangent de la brioche”.

    It’s legitimate to ask why shrillary didn’t speak up at the beginning of the problem, isn’t it? Seriously, where was she when it all started? Perfect opportunity to get in front of the camera again, and she pissed it away.


  9. The Other Whitey says:

    Hillary Das Hildabeast might wanna be careful about chucking stones when she resides in a Benghazi-shaped glass house.

  10. OWB says:

    And another thing.

    Who cares if she woulda read her briefs when she demonstrated a complete inability/unwillingness to take appropriate action based upon briefs she got by any method?

  11. Sparks says:

    Do we give a rat’s ass what a broad that spent $50K to have here dog cloned, into two more, thinks? These fuckers never think pandemics and crap will ever touch them. They think their trusted doorman will keep all threats away, there will always be a cab or private service car to take them anywhere. They not only live in New York, they live in a fantasyland.

  12. Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman says:

    “read my damn briefs”
    Depends (see what I did there?) on who’s wearing them. Canckles or Bill?

  13. Sparks says:

    Also, Hillary can kiss my ass and if she didn’t hear that I’ll turn it up for her GET FUCKED!

  14. Veritas Omnia Vincit says:

    Hey Barb there is no President Hillary Clinton, there is never going to be a President Hillary Clinton….

    If we’re going to live in fantasy land why not pick some women who were actually honorable, honest women who’ve served this government and this nation and pretend they were president.

    Why choose a lying sack of shit if we’re playing make believe?

  15. OldManchu says:

    Barbara go blow Bill will ya!

  16. Ret_25X says:

    interesting how the media generated hoaxes will not die.

    It’s like the media and tech industries have all become Chinese shills.


  17. SFC D says:

    Hillary would’ve emailed the briefs to Huma Abedin, who would’ve printed them out to be retrieved by her maid. They would also show up later on Anthony Weiner’s laptop.

    But yeah,she’d read them.

    • Hack Stone says:

      Plenty of time for her to read those Corona Virus briefs, since she didn’t waste any of her time on annual Federal Records Management and Classified Material Handling training.

  18. 11B-Mailclerk says:

    DJT: Knock Knock!

    HRC: Who is there?

    DJT: Not you!

  19. timactual says:

    She would have read her briefs, and then she would have donated them to charity for the tax deduction.