Wittgenfeld’s happy dance
I know we haven’t talked about Dumbass Dallas Wittgenfeld in months, but somehow he’s aligned himself with Paul Wickre (I wonder how those retards find each other) and he thinks that somehow because we successfully beat back another challenge to our First Amendment rights, it means that we’re beaten. He thinks that because we asked for donations (only the second time in our nearly seven year history) that we’re in dire straits. This is the caption to the picture he posted above;
New fund raiser tee shirts are how the Stolen Valor Vultures plan to fund their new Rackspace $499.oo a month server ISP. Rackspace is infamous as to the “ONE DAY LATE” on the payment and your bookselling server is TOAST immediately…. no suck, suck, suck….only BYE BYE…!
This is my rendition of a fundraising tee shirt I would like to purchase from the T.A.H. cartoon characters. . I’d pay $25.oo for this Heckle (Seavey) & Jeckle (Lilyea) omen-shirt to their futures.
Well, Dallas, your dreams have come true. Frankie, the fellow whose photo you stole and claimed it as your own, is making those t-shirts and we’ve accepted your offer – you can send us the $499 that you think we pay monthly for internet access and we’ll send you the T-shirt. My lawyer told me that your little caption constitutes a contract, so sending us the price of the T-shirt is not an option for you. I’ll be watching my mailbox.
You stolen valor shitbirds, and their enablers need to understand that we aren’t going away. Your empty threats are like water off a duck’s back. The only way to get us off your pale, pimpled asses is to not be a liar in the first place.
I read JAGC’s comment yesterday and agree with it all, but he forgot to say “like everyone else”. The cowards send their friends and family to the blog to defend their illegal and immoral behavior. You can scroll through nearly every stolen valor post and see where someone’s wife/girlfriend/sockpuppet comes to call us liars and to attack us on totally irrelevant bullshit rather than deal with the liar himself. It’s a typical reaction to discovering a sociopath in their midst. Wickre *wants* to know a SEAL, even if he’s a phony SEAL. It makes him feel like a bigger deal, especially since Wickre has never accomplished anything worthwhile in his life, other than accumulating a number of arrests in the State of Maryland.
Category: Phony soldiers, Shitbags
Bobo, NHSparky – I was not busting bubbleheads. I always gave the dolphins back to their rightful owners.
What the heck — they paid for the drinks.
if you ever want to get even with someone who has REALLY either sold you out or screwed you over, give him/her/it generous helpings of Cream Sherry at a party. Give it to your mark either as part of a mixed drink or straight, it will give them a hangover from HELL!
Anyone here ever done a Korea tour and had “The Soju Experience”? In my unit there, it was another favorite way of initiating “Turtles” (FNG’S) or in nearly any 2nd ID Unit!
When you enter Paul’s (of the Ballsack) domain you always smell that lingering fragrance of Vaseline and burnt rubber.
@252.
Rub a cut Habanero around the rim of the glass first.
Also, wash your hands BEFORE you use the restroom.
You guys do wreak havoc on others.
I thought pounding down 10 vodka tonics w/lime in an hour was bad enough. It was really the tonic water I was after. Figured that out after a while.
@252.
Atomic situp.
Proud Infidel: spot on regarding cream sherry. It was Harvey’s Bristol Cream that gave me my one – and only – wine-induced hangover. Once was more than enough.
In the 1980s, you had to watch out for the maekju (beer) in Korea, too. OB and Crown both had measurable traces of formaldehyde (the camp doc told us Crown had somewhat more than OB). That stuff would indeed give you a bad head the next morning if you overindulged a bit. In my experience, most other beers seemed considerably less prone to do so.
I think Thai beer (Singha or their version of Kloster) had more formaldehyde than alcohol. Nasty stuff.
Soju was bad enough, but chu-hi in pretty much any bar off the Honch in Yoko would create pain in parts of the head previously unknown.
@252, 258. Y’all ain’t lying. I used to hate PT on a Monday morning in Korea. The smell of Soju and sweat was enough to make me heave.
When I first got to Korea and had my first trip “downrange” at Polly’s Kettle House, everybody was pouring the top of their Soju off. When I asked why, I was told that the Koreans sterilized the bottles with formaldehyde and by pouring the first little bit out, you got rid of most of it. Still had a killer hangover the next morning.
There were two drinks on the Honch I’d take great pains to avoid after trying each once. One place had “ebu sake” which was sitting on a jar behind the bar with a snake in it. The other was down the street and served a drink I still can’t describe called a “green eyes.” Place looked like a bomb had gone off in it, but for whatever reason girls liked going there and the drinks were (for Japan) relatively cheap.
@252 “The Soju Experience”
My friend brought back a combat bottle from Osan to Kadena. We were up late drinking Soju and Coke. A little salty for my tastes and the Soju was *extremely* unregulated as you could get a bottle from 60 to 120 proof and it was never labeled as such, it was just “buy it and try it”…
We went to the Run-in-Chef at 3 a.m. across the street to get the morning run of Stars and Stripes……I looked at the wall of the little cement hut and said….”HEY LOOK! A *huge* tree frog….”
I wanted to capture the little critter and take it back to the dorm…I was successful in the venture (although it took a few tries, me being all Soju’ed up and all) and then I stood straight up…..with the back of my head *firmly* connecting with the cement/metal carry out window ledge…….
Next thing I know I saw my friend Ted (all 6’9″) of him standing up over me laughing…..I saw stars…both kinds….while he said between laughing really hard…..
“6…..7….8…..9….10….KNOCKED OUT BY A TREE FROG!!!”
I stood up…went back to the dorm rubbing my head…the tree frog went his way and I forever have a story of being knocked out by Korean Soju and a large Okinawan Tree Frog.
@260.
Ever tried Japanese made Scotch?
Green Thumb: why would anyone want to try a Japanese version of something that is already an unpalatable perversion of an otherwise perfectly good adult beverage? (smile)
@263.
When it is all you have, you just have to deal with it and drive on.
Try it with Dr. Pepper. It helps, sorta, not really, not so much.
Terrible stuff.
Goooooood morning, TAH!!
I’m disappointed that there are no stories about black market Stoli and Black Label and 33 beer from Vietnam.
Maybe dumbass has them, but who cares, right? None of us would believe anyway.
Kinda doubt you’ll hear anything about 33 from WitLessOne, Ex-PH2. Based on his past statements, I don’t think he’s too fond of Orientals, Blacks, and women. I’d guess he stuck to American beers like Black Label while he was in Vietnam.
Regarding Stoli: I’m guessing the guy wouldn’t know what you were talking about and would think you were accusing him of theft or dealing in stolen property.
FWIW: I’ve tried the original French version of 33 – I found it at an import shop years ago. It wasn’t bad – not great, but quite drinkable. I wasn’t quite old enough for Vietnam, so I never had a chance to try the Vietnamese version. I heard from folks I knew/served with who’d been there that it was pretty bad, though.
@262/263–I’m not much into scotch, go figure. But I have had Suntory whiskey, which actually wasn’t bad. Pretty smooth, in fact.
Although NOTHING will ever compare to the “sneak up, knock you out, and butt rape you” like Mojo or Bullfrog in the PI. One guy did TWO pitchers of Mojo. Big mistake. Then he tried to stand up.
BIGGER mistake.
Two words, folks.
First word: Everclear.
Second word: Don’t.
This also applies to off-brands and generic, not-denatured grain alcohol of similar strength (190 proof – or 95% alcohol by volume).
Hondo, a very, very long time ago, a couple of guys who’d been in Saigon just before Tet told me that you could find a lot of black market stuff hard liquor like Stolichnaya and some European (German/Belgian) beers, but the bar owners kept their mouths shut about it. They had to ask for it in a certain way and ask for an unopened bottle, meaning one that hadn’t been doctored, and then they paid for the whole bottle if it was hard liquor like vodka or Scotch.
Everclear?:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqNXSJW6uns
I have had the Everclear. Wow. That was…something.
Here Comes da Judge, Here Comes da Judge..!
Hey… ? Mark C. Seavey (google hit) and Jonn V. Lilyea (another google hit) ..
The real-deal special forces and airborne ranger trained LRRP 41 will bet anybody hereon, cash, that Ol’ Wickre has lots more money than you government employees over at the National Archives (google hit) and the your American Legion Headquarters (google hit) touted by the Veterans Administration Hotline in Boston, Ma. (google hit) than any iPredators (google hit) operating in this den of iniquity shit-hole.
How funny is that.
……… BANG ……….. KaBooM ………
@272.
Weak, man, just weak.
@272 Shitfield.
No poser spandex fart sucker….you’re NOT Special Forces.
You were never infantry
You were *never* Special Forces trained or assigned
You *never* attended Ranger School
You were *never* an Airborne Ranger, or Airborne or assigned to a Ranger unit, NOR school trained Airborne. NOTHING
You were a goddamn Radio Telephone Operator
Stop. FUCKING. LYING.
/ass-hole….
Hey Wittgenfeld, how did getting tossed out of the SFA feel? how did that compare to when you were asked to remove yourself from the Purple Heart Chapter for being an asshat there?
You sure have a way of ostracising yourself from real veterans, and engratiating yourself with phonies.
If I recall correctly, the radio most often in use was the PRC-3, cheerfully referred to as the PRICK.
Looks like the PRICK done showed up again. I thought the air quality had dropped a bit. Now I know why.
@272 English, motherfucker, do you speak it?
Anything honorable you did in the military you have destroyed by dishonoring those of us who came after. We served honorably, we faced death, and we did it in a place where there might not be jungle but that doesnt make it any less deadly.
I doubt you would say that shit to the face of a Iraq or Afghanistan veteran, because for all the bluster about hiding behind a keyboard, that is exactly what you do.
Ohh and get your mouth off of Psul’s dick, it makes you look desperate for attention. You know one looser sucking up to an even bigger looser.
@277…….
Here’s a diagram….
http://i.imgur.com/15yI2zO.jpg
/I’m sorry, in advance.
//TSO’s fault for posting that nekked photo of GOOEYDICK. BLARF
Hey, Whipitnflogit, did I mention I modeled a villain in one of my books after you? Yes, I even named him after you, only I used the name of another city. Unfortunately for your posterity, he dropped dead of a heart attack as he was being interrogated for his asshattery, and a bull shark pulled his dead, stinking corpse out of the zodiac and had it for lunch. Damn good aim on that shark!
I had him dressed in a fluroescent pink jumpsuit, too, covered with squids that thought he was a female wanting to breed.
People who ACTUALLY KNEW YOU in Vietnam said you were nucking futs then and you’re worse now, and they wish you’d just dry up and blow away or get caught on something nasty like a church steeple.
So do the world a favor: shut your lying, drooling mouth, go find a big place to base jump and take a flying leap off of it. And send someone the movie, OK?
WitLessOne: how about you grab a big steaming mug of STFU – you “goddamn civilian”.
For the benefit of others: in a comment held in moderation and later deleted by Jonn without publication, WitLessOne used that particular pejorative term towards one of the regulars here – someone who in fact served longer on active duty than “Thunder Chicken” himself. I just thought I’d remind the mental midget that he’s also now a civilian – using his own words. That’s been the case since he lost all military status at the end of his Reserve obligation 39+ years ago in 1974.
That’s all you are, Dallas: a civilian who once was a Soldier; who can’t hack it in the real world; and who compensates by lying and living in a dream-world only loosely based on his true past.
GFY.
ChipNASA: correction, amigo. WitLessOnan actually can arguably call himself an Airborne Ranger. He was indeed assigned to two different Ranger Companies in Vietnam: D/151st Inf and D/75th Inf. When the latter was disbanded in Apr 1970, he was transferred to HQ II FFORCEV to finish his tour.
He was an RTO, yes. But RTOs assigned to Ranger units went on patrol with the Infantry bubbas fairly often.
That’s what I find so damned infuriating about WitLessOnan here. He actually had a damned honorable career – airborne, drill sergeant, ARCOM w/V, Air Medal, 2 Purple Hearts, service in probably the 3rd most arduous duty in all of the Vietnam war (Ranger in combat) – all in less than 4 years. And yet that’s not enough. He has to lie and claim sh!t he never did, and qualifications he never had.
Sad. Just freaking sad.
But he’s the one that has to look at himself in the mirror – and know he’s looking at a damned liar.
ChipNASA: interesting diagram, fella. Workflow or flowchart? (smile)
Thunder Chicken. Because even Blue Falcons need something to feel better than…..
Here you go, Dumbass. You should be able to understand this. Excuse the lack of diacriticals, the net won’t support them
B?n dang rat xau xí khong ai muon co tình d?c voi b?n.
B?n dang ngu ngoc va b?n co mot d?ong vat nho.
You buku dikidao, so you’d better didi on out of here, sport.
Actually, Hondo, he said ‘no shit civilian’.
Hey there. You. ShOrT DiCk BiTcH 41.
You know you are typing your name like a 11 year old girl, right? So is that because that’s how you see yourself, or because that’s what you’re chasing these days?
You took what was an honorable military career and fucked it up worse than your typing. Congrats. Nobody respects you. You’re a parachuting sideshow. Straight talk there.
HoPe ThAt WaS WhAt YoU WeRe AfTeR, BeCaUsE ThAt’S WhAt YoU GoT.
@281,
Thanks for the correction.
I agree. it’s sad. You don’t see me saying I was a Space Shuttle Door Gunner even though I’ve worked with tools and instruments and such that have been launched on orbit.
/Ugh. Douchenugget.
@277, I would dearly love to be alone in a room for five minutes with The “Wittless One”. I would also like the same with Giddick, Monkress, and for desert, ten minutes with “BITCH BOI” Wickre.
Ex-PH2: then there may have been multiple ones Jonn stopped and killed. I’m pretty sure that in the one I read, WitLessOnan called the TAH regular he was talking about a “goddamn civilian” – that exact term (he may have misspelled it). I thought I’d reflect his own invective at him as a not-so-subtle reminder that he’s in the same category. If I’m wrong, the Deity has my apologies for the name-in-vain misquote. WitLessOnan does not, as it conveys his intent accurately.
And if you’re reading this, WitLessOnan – perhaps you’ve noticed I’ve modified the sobriquet I use for you. For your benefit, let me clarify: I’m not talking about the manufacturer of RV generators in the changed portion. But the “pounding a piston” image that brings to mind is spot-on.
Google “onanism” it if you still can’t figure it out.
Wittless, all the money in the world wouldn’t change the fact that Paul K Wickre is a mentally deranged alcohol with one foot inside a mental hospital and the other on a banana peel.
I wouldn’t be that sure about his claims of money either, he’s been bankrupt and doesn’t live in a mansion like he claims.
Hate to disappoint you Dull ass but you are just another person he has bluffed and blustered to about his “money” and “blue blood”. The difference is you fell for it.
Turd
Hondo, you’re right. The one I got said ‘no shit civilian’, and I have kept it as a memento or something.
I think we should find a way to send Witlessandwandering his very own can of Briarpatch Turd Polish. He may need it.
@272, Witlessfart, just how much glue and spray paint did you huff before posting that? I can SHIT a more coherent statement than that after eating only half a can of alphabet soup!
@ 272 … you pitiful wee child … it really must hurt inside … I bet you really need a hug …
@293…….He can’t
He’s too busy tongue punching Psul’s fartbox while giving Phildo a reach around.
/SSgt Whitlessfuckknuckle – I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister!
You know, with the kind of real record you had, you could have gotten by without problems. Now, since you have decided to shit all over your honorable record, you are just a pathetic man.
I don’t hate you or feel the need to degrade you. However, I pity you. Why would you need to enhance with lies an already honorable career. That, above all else, deserves my pity.
The Court rulings are going our way, from the gang here at Opposition Central. Based on a great MD Court Ruling, the anonymous defamers are going to be listed and may try to oppose the revelation of your idenitity, name, address, zip, but will fail.
You can oppose the lifting of the Internet anonynous veil, but we will win based on your acts and speech. Probably a decision in September. Just imagine, that once ID’d as to every hatefull cruel comment you made to interrupt others lives, how powerful that identitiy information will be, as to those of you that stated horrid wishes, acts or aspersions. Lilyea will get the subpoena and cough up the list from the WordPress admin files, being probed from SoftLayer as we speak.
There are about 15 of you scattered around. Each of you by Internet AKA will receieve the custom printout of your speech, threats, attacks etc.
It is coming so think about what happens when you are not just “OldRifleSquad68” but Gary Ellerman divorced white male with a dishonorable discharge in Penobscot, Main at 235 Elm Street unit 12, driving a 2003 Toyota Corrola LP# EDR-349, with a cell phone of (xxx-xxxx) a SSN and DOB and a yahoo account of Gellerman@yahoo.com, with a job at the Local Jiffy Lube as sales manager.
Once known, that is the profile and we will go from there, to straighten out a few items, Quite a few items in the backlog on your hatefull speech.
You can post all you want, but that is what is coming your way as to the MD Court precedents. Once known just think about human nature reaction with all the vile, filth and denigration you poured out anonymously, to a stranger……
Just imagine….
I think that is instructive and you can form the idea in your head, when that day rolls around, not far off.
Go suck a fucking grenade, Wickre.
You are in our top 5. Ask your First Amendment expert Seavey what happened in 2009, and 2013.
You need to understand that if you make comments like that to a stranger on the street or tossed off one of your comments in a public bar what would happen to you. This period of unfettered anonymous hatred is going away, no matter what you think.
There are quite a few people that do not like you. Once your profile is out in our top five, your thinking will change as to what you typed to people you do not know, when they could for example walk down a public street and see your apartment number, and window,physically.
@296 – Troll on troll… Ignorant bedwetter.
And if you came up to me in a bar with the level of shitbaggery you’ve displayed you might want to consider the consequences of your actions. Then again I haven’t been 86ed from virtually every bar or restaurant where I live. Unlike you, I can back my shit up.
Too bad you can’t make the same claim. BTW, where are those cops you said were coming to get me? Or do they have a restraining order against you as well?
Again…you…bag of steaming dicks. Some assembly required.