Mark Wayne Tiemann; Round Marine found
Well, it took more than two years, but we finally identified the Round Marine. His name is Mark Wayne Tiemann and he lives in Las Cruces, New Mexico. He was identified by a neighbor who has heard all of his wild ass stories and he’s seen the uniform in the picture above.
But here’s a picture of him without the phony finery (notice the USMC tattoo);
Yep, he was a Marine, but he was discharged as a Sergeant back in 1992 with seven years of service;
His real awards are somewhat fewer than what he’s sporting on the picture above;
Here’s a side-by-side comparison of the two photos for doubters;
Thanks to everyone who participated in the successful conclusion of this particularly long hunt.
Category: Phony soldiers
110nbcguy54 Says:
February 25th, 2014 at 4:46 pm
@97. I reckon the local ATF office needs to be notified that he may pose a threat since he has PTSD and is a licensed gun dealer (?) That may be a disqualifying factor as far as his license is concerned.
IRT to ATF. I had discussion regarding that with a “buddy.”
They will not be interested on the criminal side. On the administrative side in terms of violations of logging and sales … perhaps.
We need a press story first and I am on that like dollar bills on a stripper!
In review:
1. Attempt to talk sence into POS and warn him not to destroy evidence.
2. Media blast and interweb shaming.
3. Law enforcement (NCIS, DoD, etc …).
In the Banks case out of Connecticut we (TAH operatives)learned something very interesting. Now mind you I had the advantage because I work in the business, but when a story hits the press and a Assistant US Attorney and local procecutors see it while sipping their joe at their desk with an empty IN BOX … you can betcha they see a case that has already been developed and ready for precucuting!
That is all!
MCPO, he’s messed with you and he’s talked trash about Senior Chief Shipley as well as others. It’s like I tell people who mess with me the wrong way as soon as I get even, “When you mess with the devil, you’re gonna get gored by his horns sooner or later, it’s only a matter of time!!”.
Tubbyman, I got news for you. The only stuff that is EVER classified is the stuff I took over to the Pentagon on courier runs. Your records are NOT classified, NOT secret, NOT ‘eyes only’, you stupid fuck.
You just don’t like getting caught with your pants down,do you? You should have stuck to what you really did, if you wanted atta-boys. Instead, you’re making a mockery of yourself, and you really did throw yourself to the sharks when you lied about being a SEAL.
The Marines have a little old covert group of their own, which you wouldn’t know about, would you? No, because you’re an asshole. So does the Army. And the Air Force. There are NO Marines in the SEALs, asswipe.
Adn then you go and insult Senior Chief Shipley? That’s a massive mistake.
Have fun pulling your pants back up… if you can even find them, you dickless loser.
Remember kids, the first nuclear test was conducted not too far from Las Cruces. Maybe the blast from him getting some steel and fire rained down upon him would be almost as bright.
Seriously, fat boy–you done fucked up.
I emailed a short description of this turd’s douchebaggery to the Marine Corps Times along with the links to this and the other thread. Wouldn’t hurt for others to do the same thing, and get the attention of the Times’ editorial staff.
MCPO NYC USN Ret, I bet an email to them with the details of your conversations with Turdmann would be worth the time and effort. Their email address is marinelet@marinecorpstimes.com.
And for you, Turdmann…I’m sure you remember what “incoming” means.
@157 Marine_7002
Maybe he should watch this……
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fjj4a3zB1ag
/He’s no Sgt Hulka, *THAT’S* for certain.
“Don Shipley ain’t shit to him.”
Just wait until Don Shipley’s hair gets word of this.
@155, NHSparky, THAT, or he’s been eating too many glow-in-the-dark mushrooms from around there!
OK … FUNNY UPDATE TIME:
Markee Boyee will be happy to know that I have communicated with two graduates of BUD/S Class 139. They were not Marines. They are Sailors. Both Master Chief Petty Officers … Geeze, don’t you know! And one of them was a Sideboy at my retirement … Double Geeze, don’t you know!
They may or may not visit here … but they know who Markee Boyee is now!
So how do I know 2 graduates of that class?
Well that is a little secret that I will never tell you miscreant dickweeds! It is classified and the President ordered my records sealed and burned … so you will never know!
ADDED VALUE UPDATE:
Wanted Poster is now making it’s way around NSW and SEAL Teams.
He is a Marine for 7 years. I just can’t understand why he would fake earning all those ribbons and badges. He completely tarnished his name, his honorable service record and his family. Truly sad and an embarrassment. I say at least nominate him as the POS of the year award!
Semper Fi to all my deserving brothers and sisters of the Corps.
Mike Straw
Sgt., G2-2nd SSCT, S2-7th MarReg LZ Baldy
RVN 68-70.
Mark Wayne Tiemann, fat and stupid is no way to go through life. With all that silly bling you have on your clown suit, do you realize how people are laughing at you? Do you honestly think that people believe you earned all those medals? You’re a joke, dumbass. You’re the comic relief that people need when they think their own life is shitty. I’ll wager you’re a shitty gunsmith also. A good gunsmith values his honesty and integrity. They are the tools that help him build a successful career and a good name in the shooting community. If I walked into your shop and saw all that crap you were wearing, I’d turn around and walk out. No way I’d trust my firearms to a turd who lies like you do.
Just got off phone with Mark.
I told him members of Bud/S Class 139 have been notified.
I asked him to turn in uniforms again at local VFW.
He replied, “death before dishonor.”
He is life member with VFW.
I reminded him that we had his records, he reminded me that his records are classified, and he stated that he had a DD-215.
He says he will have to come “out of the shadows.”
And he asked me if I knew what the “green and black recon squads” were and what they did.
He is having surgery next week … oh and the week after.
I mentioned that he will be probably hearing from Don Shipley.
He mumbled something like, “ain’t shit.”
I told him I would call in a day or two to see how he is doing and to try to convince him to turn in uniform items.
It sounds like he is doubling down.
I had a civil conversation with him, however he is not with this earth or at least the reality I am living in!
Correction: BUD/S
MCPO NYC USN Ret.: he may well have a DD215.
If so, so should NPRC. So whatever is on that DD215 should be on their FOIA reply as well.
IMO he’s still trying to bluff his way out of this one.
Continuing to bluff with an exposed hand ain’t smart. Not at all.
He is not smart … 15 seconds on the phone with this guy is like an entire afternoon in a crowded kindergarden!
Says he’s a Life Member of the VFW, eh? Hmmm. Wonder if he attends local meetings – and what he’s told his peers there?
There appear to be 3 VFW Posts in the greater Las Cruces, NM, area:
VFW Post 6917
5845 Bataan Memorial West
Las Cruces, NM 88012
(575) 382-9703
E-mail: VFW6917@hotmail.com
VFW Post 3242
2001 N. Mesquite Street
Las Cruces, New Mexico 88001
(575) 527–0443
They don’t list an e-mail address, but they do seem to have a “Contact Us” page:
http://www.vfwpost3242.com/contact-us/
VFW Post 10124
709 S Valley Dr
Las Cruces, NM
(575) 526-5761
Can’t find an e-mail contact address, but they have a web site on which it appears you can leave comments at
http://vfwpost10124.wordpress.com/2013/07/17/vfw-post-10124/
List of Post Officers: http://vfwpost10124.wordpress.com/officers/
The VFW NM State HQ can be contacted via e-mail at:
vfwnmhq@gmail.com
Maybe one or all of these folks would enjoy hearing about this “hard-charging, highly-decorated and heroic Marine SEAL/EOD/whatever”.
Master Chief, you met those two guys in a bar in New York City when the tall ships came into the harbor. The three of you played liar’s poker all afternoon and got stinking drunk.
No shit. I was there. I saw it. I photographed it with my super secret secret squirrel pocket camera that uses 110 film. I still have the negatives. You want them?
Popcorn grabbed. This is gonna be funny 😀
Why am I not surprised that this idiot is doubling down on the false claims.
Hey Marky Boi, what fiction book did you get those green and black recon squads from? Tom Clancy perhaps, don’t you realize how stupid you look wearing that GP Large tent? You are just as bad as William Derek Church and the jacked up way that he wears a beret. Better watch out who you piss off here. If you lose your FFL over this, what other type of skill set do you have to fall back on? It will be hard for you to find employment when your name and SV claims are on the interwebz for any prospective employer to see. So keep it up ass hole.
One other thing. That fugger mut hung up on me AGAIN!
Gum dagnet … I don’t like that!
BREAK
BTW. If anyone calls him, just have a normal calm conversation with him. He has been polite albeit out of his friggin’ mind.
He claims people are threatening him. I don’t believe it.
So if you call keep your cool as I do.
Remember you can get more out of an EDP when you talk softly while hiding your big stick behind your back.
Hey EX-PH2. Yep. That was me. The Chief’s Mess is deep.
“He replied, “death before dishonor.””
I guess I don’t have a clear understanding of the word “before”.
He is a strange one for sure:
He wishes he was James Bond, however he has settled for Austin Powers.
That is my best analogy, unless we could get you guys to weigh in on what makes this man tick.
Strike: man
Add: POS
“Death Before Dishonor”, eh? This whacknut wouldn’t know Honor if it was shoved down his throat and it came pooped out of his ass…
“He says he will have to come “out of the shadows.””
I think he came out of the shadows when he tried to gain access to that Marine Corps Ball. He’s all super secret squirrel, except for those days when he wants to play dress up.
(There’s a joke in there somewhere about an obese guy and shadows, but damned if I know what it is)
You all should be ashamed of yourselves. I know this man. He is a good, church going loving father and husband, but has had a hard life. He has seen more combat than most of you and it left him more damaged that others. He had a stroke in his mid 30s and 50+ seizures since then so his mind is not what it used to be. he has lost friends and brothers in combat like many of you as well. I do not know where this misplaced urge to torment him and his family comes from, but it makes you no more than the teenage cyber bullies we see on the news. If anything you should be helping him instead of threatening and harassing him. He is and honest gunsmith and does great work, but mostly the business if for his sons to earn extra cash when they need it. Your info is outdated it is TIEMANN GUNSMITHING AND SONS. Is going after him so important that you would threaten his children’s well being as well? I do not know the validity of his service records but I do know that he served our country with just as much bravery as any other soldier.
If that isn’t enough, consider this. You keep threatening with press and news articles, but a much more interesting story would be the harassment of a 7 year veteran and his family by a volatile group of vets and active soldiers. The press would have a field day with that. I would leave him be and turn your need to insult people on some other worthless topic.
And, it begins…
Bullshit clean up in isle #3 please!
Game on.
Fire for effect!
Sound like a sockpuppet.
This mean that he has earned a place in this year’s tournament?
@178……..Right out of the embellisher play book. Sock puppetry 101.
I offered to help. And he doubled down. It is game on till’ he surrenders all uniform items.
Any questions?
I will call tomorrow and arrange, till’ then don’t think your pathetic attempts mean anything to anyone here!
SOCKPUPPET TIME!!!
@ the “Voice” or should I say Mark Wayne Tiemann… Go pound sand. 7 Years of Honorable Service tossed aside by lying about your Service and dressing like a clown in a USMC Uniform, pretending to be a whole lot of what you were not.
Which brings me to this question for you. Why in the fuck with such and honorable career would you go and do something like that? E-5 not good enough for you?? Holy shit man, Just why the fuck would you do what you did?
Damn… why is it that every poser is a victim of something (TBI, cancer meds, stroke/seizure, missing nut, etc.) and therefore off limits from the SCOTUS prescribed disinfectant of truth?
MCPO, are you SURE he’s not a hybrid cross between Austin Powers and Mr. Bean?
Sockpuppet@178, do you realize that this stupid game has been played here so many times that all of you go down the same damn poser list of items to try and make us believe your BULLSHIT!!
Damn, this is William Derek Church part double deux.
IP check on post 178 please.
@186, because the truth hurts, just like many medical treatments.
He has a DD-215?
Is that the matchbox cars version of the USS Borie?
@ 178 Voice. There was no threat with press. It was a promise that has been kept. The remedy for “Stolen Valor” is the truth.
So WE beat you to the punch. Press, law enforcement referral, it is all in play as you attempt to scare those who have been to hell and back.
You see, we do what we do because it matters!
Fires lit 1A and 1B Boilers!
Tubbbyman, you are not helping your cause. You had seven (count ’em) years of good service and you have turned yourself into A Complete Fuckup, someone whom Gunny Frank would take apart at the seams. Would you like an introduction?
I don’t give a crackwhore’s asscrack how much you want to sockpuppet yourself, it won’t change the fact that you have become a lying asshole in spades.
Now own up to it or shut the f@#$%@Qk up!
I just don’t get it. I am a self admitted remf who served almost 7 honorable years in “the suck”, couldn’t get past E-4 because my MOS was top heavy, and served between 81 and 88. I didn’t serve in a combat area. I served at 1st FSSG, 3rd FSSG, JPAO, and SOI (I was Motor T), I have 2 Meritorious Masts, 1 Meritorious Promotion (to E4), & Rifle Expert (2 awards) with a Good Conduct Medal (and an Honorable discharge). Given my limited experience, I still am very proud of my service and wear the colors with pride. I am extremely heavy due to a thyroid condition (and wouldn’t dishonor the uniform by wearing a Dress Blues “MooMoo” at any function, let alone adding every award ever made in the last 240 years to that Uniform just to make myself appear to be Chesty Puller). I am proud of my service and it is enough (I need not claim valor I did not earn), and Mark….. YOU have dishonored both the Uniform AND your Honorable service. Unbelievable (it is bad enough when civilians claim to be wounded warriors of valor, it is even worse when it is one of our own).
Steinar Andersen
Huntley, IL.
http://www.uslegalimmigrant.com
Believe what others here are telling you Mark. Buy the time we are done with you, you will wish to GOD you never embellished your military service. Don’t believe me, the go and read about a one Charles Gregory Banks. An individual who is looking at a lot of legal troubles because of his embellishment.
Take that uniform, any UNEARNED medals, and that SEAL Trident to your nearest VFW, American Legion hall, or even your local National Guard Armory and surrender them to the person in charge. WE are not threatening you or your family with any harm, but we will do every thing in our power to expose you as the bull shitting liar you are. You, and you alone will have to deal with the consequences.
YOU DON’T WANT TO RIDE THIS TRAIN ASS HOLE!
@#178 Voice: Let’s take your comment as you wrote it: “He is a good, church going loving father and husband, but has had a hard life. He has seen more combat than most of you and it left him more damaged that others” Soooo, you are saying that he did what we are accusing him of, but he has an excuse for doing it. Not a lot of the posers in the world today are very sane. It takes a bit of crazy to be that damned stupid. “…but it makes you no more than the teenage cyber bullies we see on the news.” Wrong, ding dong, Cyber bullies pick on people for no reason. We pick on people who, when offered the chance to unfuck themselves, choose to continue their charade. “,,,but mostly the business if for his sons to earn extra cash when they need it. Your info is outdated it is TIEMANN GUNSMITHING AND SONS. Is going after him so important that you would threaten his children’s well being as well?” His children? Are they old enough to work in his gunshop? If so, are they not old enough to tell daddy to stop playing a fairytale role? Are you saying that his children are relying on income from someone who is deceitful? Father wants to provide income to his children but not interested in teaching them HONOR. ” I do not know the validity of his service records but I do know that he served our country with just as much bravery as any other soldier.” And most other soldiers are content to live with their honorable service, and not stand in the blood of those better than themselves by creating an embellished story. “You keep threatening with press and news articles, but a much more interesting story would be the harassment of a 7 year veteran and his family by a volatile group of vets and active soldiers. The press would have a field day with that.” You are locking it in for us, eh? A 7 year veteran? There is no 7 year veteran… Read more »
OIF ’06-’07-’08
WORD!!!!!
I’m with #178…Give him a break. He’s a Desert Storm vet for goodness sakes. He had a hard life before going into the Marines, while serving in war and now he’s had a hard life after his service with his mental and emotional health. He definately needs pyschological therapy and I think that you should pray for him instead of bullying him.
@Voice – if he is the good man that he is, then his loved ones should gather around him and encourage him to be honest with himself and those around him. If he wishes to protect his livelihood, then HE must face the truth: That his Honorable service to this country is liable to disappear beneath a mound of lies and exaggerations that will never be erased.
If you truly love this man, you have the power to convince him to do the right thing. Blaming others will only make things worse. Please – help him out.
A few things Im picking up on here. First he never served 7 years in the Corps, he had 6 years active duty on the nose January 86 to January 92. The October 85 entry was when he went into the Delayed Entry Program.
Another that pops out is in that news item from the Camp Pendelton paper “The Scout” from November of 1987 lists him as a Corporal from Hobbs, New Mexico.
The length of his enlistement (6 years) and the time frame he went in ( mid-80s) leads me to believe he was part of the short-lived “Contract Corporal” program. These were Marines who had good asvab scores, civilian records and were garuanteed to be promoted to Corporal in a short period of time (barring disiplinary action). Im not sure how many MOSs it pertained to, but it was not a very popular program in the fleet. I was in Quantico at the time, and anyone that reported in that was or was going to be a contract corporal may as well have had a bullseye painted on their asses.
Im pretty sure that the Round Clown picked up Cpl that way, and then Sgt by cutting score in under 3-4 years. Being an armorer, chances were he wasn’t supervised very closely. I could see him screwing up and having weight problems and getting shown the door after his first contract.
They just won’t learn, and they all use the same damned playbook.
I would like to see one of them use a fresh approach.
HEY! Proud Infidel: I got the 200 this time.
Neener, neener, neener.