Phillip Dale Monkress; phony SEAL in FL
The discussion on Monkress has moved here.
Editor’s Note: Monkress needed a bump up to the top. His lawyer is sending threatening letters to our friends and I guess she decided after a phone call with me, that her threats would only be a day’s welcomed distraction. Someone is walking the halls of Congress with Monkress’ DD214 today asking questions. I’ve added some more evidence that Monkress called himself a Navy SEAL, which seems to be their defense these days, that he never said he was a SEAL. So Lori Benton of Ford & Harrison, Attorneys at Law, you know our number.
Someone sent us some information on Phillip Dale Monkress who was outed late last year by POW Network as a phony SEAL, but he’s still rockin’ the lie, so it’s time to call out the pitchfork brigade. Here’s picture of him in his motorcycle club, the US Military Veterans’ Motorcycle Club;
ADDED: It seems the lawyers are trying to make the point that Monkress never called himself a SEAL, but here’s a page from the Brevard Business News which reprints a slide presentation in their publication;
Category: Phony soldiers
Spark, the filler in meat products is food-grade cellulose. It’s also called drek.
@1807 I think the filler is old coffee grounds. Sorry to be off the Phil “The Biggest Loser” Monkress thread.
@1808 Coffee grounds? Is that before or after they’re used for sweeping the floor?
@1809 I think it goes like this, dump used grounds on floor, sweep up well, add to meat, mix thoroughly, spoon into shells and tortillas, take orders. Now I am hungry, for pizza!
Now you’ve got me hungry for pizza.
@1800 – Congrats, GT. You had to work at it but I knew you would score the Big 1800. Way to go, Dude…. Sorry, Julie.
Hey Paul Wickre and Phillip Dale Monkress, I’m 45 years old, happily married, with a good job, AND I’m a three-tours-overseas Army Vet. I’ve earned everything I have legitimately, I’ve never lied about my service or ancestry to push my way in front of others, either. YOU and your sniveling snotweasel business/sexual partner, however, have been CAUGHT lying to everyone and making empty threats to try and intimidate us into submission, and you’re too big of a blithering idiot to see it. COME AFTER ME, and you’ll see what a nightmare of an enemy I can be, you have no idea. I assume you and your business/sex partner will cry to be placed in Protective Custody once you’ve been tried and convicted, otherwise, you’ll be Bubba & Thor’s cell block BITCHES!!
You lose again.
Thanks for the shout out Old Sarge.
I was doing yard sales today, the future occupation of many of Poser Phil’s lower level employees.
But I actually enjoy them.
Weathers nice, working in my garden and thinking of Poser Phil whenever I pull a weed or step on a bug.
Shout out to TAH: Enjoy the day and keep up the good work!
I’m sure that after it’s all said and done, Phillip Dale Monkress and Paul Wickre will be able to legitimately list “Automobile License Plate/Gravel Production” on their résumés!
Now, now. Phillip Dale Monkress and Paul Wickre (double google hits), know someone who knows someone, who cleans for someone, who walks the halls for someone, in congress. They’ll never see jail and will call the local law enforcement to lock you up and throw away the key without needing a warrant or justifiable cause or due process because they are secret government squirrels.
More like secret nuts, as in they can’t find their’s.
Thanks for filling me in on what’s in Taco Hell’s meat, now I’m sick all over!
Green – Glad you’ve got nice sunny skies, we’re in one hell of a thunderstorm. Lightening and thunder just went off so loud near me I almost pooped myself.
Proud – They won’t come after you. They only threaten women and older men they think they can bully. They would never come after an able body man, see my first sentence as to why,
Valkyrie, I think Ace hardware sells the NOAA weather alert radios. That’s IF you don’t have one.
They’ve already tried bullying us all and have yet to win anything but wasted time chunks of their little lives. They forget who they’re facing.
A though occurred to me as I mas stomping on a bug today:
Is Poser Phil’s Phalsified Phat Phriend Phelonious Paul in his “Biker Gang?
Looking at that picture; I would say no.
But hey, who knows…
Sorry for the typos.
Cold beer, vegetables and hot sun.
I could totally see him in Poser Phil’s sidecart.
Know what I mean?
Goggles, helmet, scarf, strap-on dildo and all….
I think that’s very appropriate: working in a vegetable garden with corn, zucchini, tomatoes, lettuce, and killing bugs like Ripley in “Aliens”, while thinking of the fiends that have been psetering us.
How do you deal with pests? Stomp the yard. Stomp them out.
Good going, GT.
@1821: And Viagra. I continue to hold Paulie No-nuts gobbles Viagra and/or Cialis by the bottle. It be what make him so craaaaaaaaaazy. That and the maintenance bills on his decrepit ’80s-era Jags.
@1823.
They are probably hanging at a Native American casino as we speak…
Getting some OJT for their upcoming problems.
Turds.
The More I think about the more Pee-Kay Wickalickadicke reminds me of the character Otis Campbell in the old Andy Griffin show. He would get snot-slinging commode-hugging drunk about once a week and come to the Mayberry Jail and lock himself up.
Paul “the ass fiddler” Wickre gets his drink on every few days and comes here to pull his bullshit.
He seems to be on the downside of a worthless life, where he probably inherited some decent money, got a good position that paid well due to family connections and fucked it up royally.
He really likes to talk up his possessions and connections, but never once has he mentioned anything worthwhile HE accomplished.
That’s because he has never did a damn thing other than hang on to relative’s reputation and finances, and his buddy Monkress’s nut sack.
Old Dog, it was his Mommy’s money. He really is mommy’s boy.
EX-PH2,
I had him pegged as some sort of trust-fund hobo who thinks he is somehow entitled to special treatment no matter what ass-hattery he pulls.
@1824: Yay! I induced a “TURDS” outta ya!
@1826: And Ex, those are always the worst kind. I respect a person who can take an inheritance and make something even greater out of it. Sadly, trust funders more often squander the money once they get their mitts on the principal – on things like 1980s “classic” Jaguars. And, of course, coke and Viagra.
Thanks all, for giving us a Cause of Action in multiple States, in the State Codes and Statutes. It was a little hard to push all the Prosecutors, but they were really, really interested in frequency and repetition. And you provided that, in spades. Now that the pattern is set and repetitive, the rest will be easy. The Blog was pulled down and recorded each day for about 20-25 days and posted and recorded to a server, prior to any admin tampering. Actually it was a little hard for the staff to keep up with all the Laws and all the facts in evidence, from the prima facie blog to make all the counts and complaints, real and stick. The primary research was interesting as to each States Laws, whether telephonically, by computer device, mixed, or newer cyber stalking statutes based on posing a credible threat of harm. Perhaps 400+ of these on TAH. Please note that posting of the Codes and Statutes or Enforcement is per se not malicious , as merely describing the process and protocol you, as a group have opened yourself up to. The catalouging got a little full this past week. But the 4-8 disgruntled ex-employees from APL, helped, the 3-8 TAH neer do wells, who will have to answer as to speech/violence, and then seperating you out from the 20 year old something Internet hate-mongrels took some doing. The rest of the noise, as I have said, does not matter. But Thanks for all the input. We really wanted to make this actionable, and could not have done it, unless the speech went on and on, and the pattern defined. Thanks especially for diverting off your primary subject and singling out those you have no argument with your petty charge, my self, family, relatives, loved-ones and co-workers, who have no involvement in your hateful postulated diatribes. Now, we can show the pattern beyond your original intent, into just defamation, libel, mature content, inciting to violence and criminal conspiracy. The key words for you to look up are retribution and revenge as motives- States Attorneys… Read more »
Heeeessssss BAAAAACCCCCKKKKKKK!!!!
Wow..and I thought the tranny bars stayed open until at least 1 or 2 in DC, Paul.
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streetsweeper Says:
June 2nd, 2013 at 7:54 am
Wull, ed? Why dontcha just load your happy ass up and come visit for a spell? Would you like my address, town AND telephone number so that you won’t need to work to locate me?
The ball is in your court, pal.
Yes, Streetsweeper, I would like to take you up on that. In my State it is defilement. We have your ID, but since you are so bold, I would like your address, town, telephone number, full name and I have the admissions and posts, and I do not need to visit you. I will instead look at your codes, conduct and comments in the Blog and pay a visit on the Law Enforcers in your Community. Defilement of the dead, by intent, is a unique but heinous crime.
In case you did not know, that was my Mother, in your posting.
What that has to do with Stolen Valor, I am sure you can explain to the locals who will not see it as a prank, but highly morally offensive.
Paul
Paul, you want highly morally offensive?
Eat a fat bag of dicks, you fake lying sack of shit.
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ……….. Uh, what?
Oh! And I was having such a pleasant, quiet evening watching planes take off at Sigonella.
I’m so confused. who the fuck is Dietrich? that’s a new name.
@1834 Andy it’s just widdle paul playing hide-and-seek with and alias. He has several. That way, he thinks he can fool us.
Not.
Deitrich/Paul/Psul/whatever,
Since you mentioned diverting from the main subject…how do you feel about Phillip Monkress lying about his military service to gain government contracts?
Did he also lie about his heritage?
Did you aid and abet knowingly? Or did he lie to you, too?
Let’s get back to the subject!
As an experienced attorney, I can say with complete confidence that the above “legal” diatribe makes absolutely no sense. I must forward it along to others who will get a good laugh out of it, particularly my friends at DOJ, city/state prosecutors, and federal law enforcement. It actually would be kind of fun for these guys to file a lawsuit; imagine the counterclaim some can file, while anything Monkress does would require the truth coming out.
Our friend here makes the mistake in assuming all vets and military are unsophisticated/unconnected rubes. Reading his stuff makes me feel like the guy at the end of Billy Madison: we are all dumber for listening and may god have mercy on your soul.
so, can we have the TAH legal team weigh in on the voracity of these supposed legal threats? I would enjoy watching them poke holes in all of our internet friends claims. I think when they realized the staff at TAH were just going to wipe their ass with any paper they sent them, I guess puffing up legal threats aimed at the most vocal posters was next. What’s the legal term? SLAPing? I’m just a HS grad, ex-11B so I’m none to bright when it comes to this.
JAGC, you and I posted at the same time, so I guess you pretty much covered it for me, thx.
Oh boy, Paul is wasted again, well it is Saturday night. Bring it BITCH.
“Hate mongrels.”
Although I’m certain he meant hate MONGERS, I kinda like that!
I think it’s fairly clear that he can’t actually find anyone. He called someone in France a short while ago, thinking it was Indiana, so I hope he enjoys paying the massive international charge he’ll have to pay for that bit of nonsense.
Seriously, he’s not too bright. I’ve left clues all over the place and he still doesn’t get it. It’s midnight where he is and 6AM where I am, and he just can’t figure that out.
Du-uhh! What a butthead.
Psul has been wearing that leopard skin spandex and huffing all the cans of whipped cream at the local Publix before he posts here.
That might be a guess, but I’m thinking it’s a pretty accurate one.
Andy… You don’t need to be a lawyer to see the flaws. I mean, come on, his central theme is harassment yet in order to keep the comments coming he admits to coming onto the blog and baiting people into talking about him. And then he posts all the fire and brimstone again in the comments of a blog rather through any official means, because let’s face it, no prosecutor at any level is touching this one. Bottom line is he came here, poked everyone in the eye, may have called people under false pretenses, and then complains when people respond or merely post a link to an obit.
But to reiterate… Phil Monkress apparently lied about being a SEAL. Now he’s been exposed. APL may have profitted from this lie. And the many comments on this post is attributable to Paul et al, meaning he’s got nothing.
When he bends down to sit on a folding chair, does it squeak in fear?
If this had been a few hours earlier, I’d have cracked a beer and sat back to watch the fireworks.
But now? Meh, the park’s closed and everyone already left.
Go to bed, Sparky. There are better things to do than watch that fat bastard trying to scare people. I don’t think he could scare a ripe banana out of its skin.
Although Stated Before, I am stating here and know that your calls, comments, emails, or any other telecommunications are not wanted, specificaly with the intent to abuse, harass or threaten, by phone, the INternet, any other device at sll, whith the intent to annoy, distess, harrass or incite another, is present, to my emil, phone, inernet access, blogs or other such eletronic materal. Simply put as the Threshold Rule– NO CONTACT
Paul WIckre
In case anyone had any doubts – the three inane comments last night with screen names “47 USC 223”, “Streetsweeper Clean up”, and “Washington DC Law/Fed/State” all originated from the same source. Since Paulie the Putz openly signed one of them, well, . . . .
It’s interesting that Paulie used 47 USC 223 as one of his screen names above. While posting comments to an open blog appear to be outside the scope of 47 USC 233 (openly-posted comments don’t appear to constitute “contact” per se under that statute), Paulie might be well advised to refrain from calling folks himself. Comments above and elsewhere appear to indicate he may have done so to one or two individuals who comment here at TAH. Doing that would appear to constitute contact with intent to harass under 47 USC 223, and to specifically run afoul of the exact statutory language of 47 USC 223(a)(1)(C). See
http://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/47/223
When citing the law, Paulie, you might want to ensure you actually understand it. “I do not think that law means what you think it does.”
Just to save you some time. Cause I’m nice like that.
Smooches Lover!
State Attorney for Florida
http://sao9.net/
Psul, dude, really.
You came here last month, on a cold thread, and started a fight hoping–what? Everyone here would shut up and erase all mention of your boss?
There were two possible outcomes: compliance or resistance. You came on a MilBlog expecting folks here to be cowed? That doesn’t seem to be working for you.
How ’bout you prove Phillip Monkress was honorable in all dealings and representations. Seriously. Show us why the evidnce collected to date is wrong. We’re ready to listen, if you cut the bullshit.
Because other than that, all we can assume is that you were a knowing and willing accomplice in his efforts to fraudulently gain US Government contracts.
Waiting……
The night is young, he isn’t quite shit-faced yet. His typing is understandable. He is still a blustering bag of shit, trying to scare people that he thinks don’t know he is full of shit.
It’s going to be a real bitch when that trust fund dries up and you are forced to earn 10 bucks a pop by letting hobos shit in your mouth behind a dumpster.
You are just like the blustering tubby spoiled brat kid on the playground, you have talked and talked and threatened people with connections you don’t have. You and Monkey-ass are like Adolf and Eva in the Bunker, surrounded by the history of your ass-hattery, moving armies you don’t have and giving orders to officials who aren’t evening listening.
I see a Densmore like ending to your story.
Oh, okay, so it’s okay for YOU to call someone who sends this message:
“My phone went off just a bit past 0500 France time today. By the time I got to it, it had gone to voicemail. Voicemail consisted of a male screaming ‘TSO I gotcha baby, I GOTCHA!’ and some unhinged laughter.”
Like everyone here has said, you blithering, illiterate, boring twatwaddle, you need to learn when you’re out of your league.
MOLON LABE, you flabby, gut-griping, codpiece munching jackanapes!
Vos morituri, vos salutamos!!!
What a maroon!!
Either wifey is telling him to get his fat ass off the damn computer, or he’s at a party getting sloshed and sneaking peeks at his text stuff in a closet.
This is because it seems to take him an hour to post each of his messages.
Psul, if you’re so fucking butthurt and worried about stalking, might I suggest you follow your own advice and just go play in fucking traffic for a while?
Well, I have stuff to do that is more important to me than feeding Psul/paul the idiot’s fucking ego, so you all have fun.
I’ll catch up later.
I bet his probation officer, Starria Moore, would like to know what Paul is up to? I think she would.