William Derek Church; the Round Ranger
I’ve been giggling like a little girl since I sent this guy to Mary a few weeks ago. He’s like “The Round Marine” and Paul Tillson rolled into one. But his name is William Derek Church (he goes by Derek Church) and these are pictures from his wedding, I guess. He’s on Facebook somewhere, but I can’t find him. You can tell he’s legit because he doesn’t care that his Ranger beret is dressed over the wrong eye, and he wears the full-sized Purple Heart on the wrong side of his uniform.
He’s a steely-eyed killer who can’t be bothered with details like getting his drawers tailored. Yes, that’s a Ranger scroll with no tab on left shoulder;
I almost didn’t bother to get his records, because he has 8TFU written all over him. but we got his records today. He spent about 18 months in the Natural Guard (don’t blame me, blame the NPRC) and over a month on active duty. But he made it to PFC.
And see how the Purple Heart is on the left of his other medals that he’s wearing wrong? Well, that’s because he remembered that the highest medals are supposed to go closest to your heart – but that only counts when you wear them on the left side of your uniform, dingus. It took me forever to disabuse privates of that notion when we got the Valorous Unit Citation to add to the Presidential Unit Citation. They kept trying to put the PUC to the left of the VUC. Privates suck, just ask this guy.
ADDED: Here’s his Facebook, by the way.
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It seems that he has another friend who faking along side him, because he was “there”. Also I like how his friend threatens to send the 75th Ranger Battalion on people. As if.
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Also it seems that we are finding out more about him from his local community.
Category: Phony soldiers
I just got this laugh from him: “While i have made every attempt to offer up my most heartfelt apology. I do apologize for what lies I told and for any threats I made. I am done with this. As for anything else I no longer owe you or anyone else anything. 98% of your blog has become about my weight or looks which any true self respecting service member or veteran wouldn’t take part in to begin with. Yes you all called me out on my bullshit and I am taking steps to fix this. But as far as you and your sites you are no better trying to destroy people’s lives even after they come clean and apologize. You sir are a cancer to society as a whole and your have my sympathies. I can only imagine how empty your life must be to have nothing better to do then sit and poke fun at people. You seem like the typical high school bully. I pity you. Once again I am sorry for my mistakes. Have a nice day.” To which I replied: “Church: Let’s do a breakdown on your e-mail: “While i have made every attempt to offer up my most heartfelt apology.” What apology? Where? “98% of your blog has become about my weight or looks which any true self respecting service member or veteran wouldn’t take part in to begin with.” So, you are claiming that we are not “self respecting service members and veterans”? Interesting. And it seems that your weight and looks are about all you have going for yourself. ” But as far as you and your sites you are no better trying to destroy people’s lives even after they come clean and apologize.” I, nor anyone else has seen an apology. A half assed admission of guilt is in no way, an apology. “You sir are a cancer to society as a whole and your have my sympathies.” A cancer to society? Really? For calling out a lyin’ ass phony who wears the purple heart medal, who wears the Ranger Tab,… Read more »
His response to my e-mail to him, shown above:
“Ok fuck off loser”
Hey Churchie Poo:
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“98% of your blog has become about my weight or looks which any true self respecting service member or veteran wouldn’t take part in to begin with.”
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No self respecting service member would allow himself to get that fat to begin with.
Your weight problem is YOUR PROBLEM. We did not force you eat all that shit and be unemployed for the last 7 years.
This week your dad will get certified mail. The rest of your family members are next.
The local news will also be doing a story on you, so expect a knock at the DOOR!
What you need to do is ADMIT YOU LIED!
You wrote a half assed apology but never admitted you weren’t a Ranger or a Sniper or a SSG!
Since you read this stuff here. .. Remember when you threatened to bury us where we stood and to meet you at the Darby Queen?
You seriously want to challenge us to a obstacle course?
I hate to point out the fact that you are fat, but your body fat percentage is at least 40%.
Obstacle courses use body weight.
You mean to tell me that you can do 1 pullup?
I doubt it. I bet there are people who have been retired here for 20 years that could smoke your stupid ass in any competition.
You fake, loser piece of shit.
Until you come here and admit you ARE A LIAR, and have LIED and turn in that fake costume.. we will tear apart your life.
We are self respecting veterans. Something you never will BE!
You are not a veteran.
You are a coward and poser.
I have a few questions for William Derek Church. 1. What was the motivation for you to claim that Purple Heart, Staff Sergeant rank and Ranger insignia? I would believe that it was to gain some attention and recognition from your community. You must have been very proud as the citizens of Lenoir thanked you for you “service”. At any time did your conscience tell you that you were not doing the right thing? 2. What about your family? I am not speaking of your current wife, but your mother and father. From what has been posted on line, most people seem to hold your parents in a positive light. I am sure that they are well familiar with your tall tales of being shot in Bagdad (sic), and have probably sat down with you to set you on the right path. In the end, you are (chronologically) an adult, and they stopped being responsible for you at age 18. Unfortunately, in the intervening years, you never decided to man up and provide for yourself and your family. Like a pig, you seem to enjoy wallowing in your own filth. Unfortunately, your lifestyle is negatively influencing the next generation of you and your wife’s offspring. 3. Do you plan on being on government subsistence for the remainder of your life? As someone who has worked continuously since I was 16, I am a bit perturbed that I get up every morning to earn a salary, then have my pay taxed to support people such as yourself. What have you done to improve your station in life? When was the last time that you ever say down for a job interview? You are somewhere in your late 30’s or early 40’s, what marketable skills do you have? I would assume the answer is none. If you put as much effort in finding a job as you did building your false military career, maybe your kids wouldn’t be in such need. We only have to put up with your stolen valor and empty threats, your family has to put up with your… Read more »
I have neither seen an apology, nor have I read of any verifiable apology posted elsewhere.
I was peace time Army & washed out of RIP. Got an Honorable discharge after my enlistment was up. I make NO claims on my service other than that.
I’m sitting here watching TV and there was a commercial for ‘The Wounded Warriors’ asking for money for wounded vets. These Heros need a foundation to help raise money for them all the while that disgusting bag of smegma parades around with a Purple Heart and he & his porcine wife scam food stamps.
He is a disgrace.
Fuck off, you fat-assed loser; nobody here has to answer to you about a single fucking thing. YOU have to answer to your community and the larger veterans’ comunity-at-large for your disgusting and idiotic transgressions…
So Frank you are a cancer to society, what a joke. This lieing ass and all the others just like him have what they have guaranted because of the dedication and sacrifice of our Military. What a pig.
HackStone you wanted to know how much he paid for the clown suits, I don’t know but I’ll buy them from him.
Hey derick, how about a case of SpaghettiOs® for all your finery.
Hey Churchie Poo
I would like to discuss a few things that you said to Frankie
“You sir are a cancer to society as a whole and your have my sympathies.”
Really? You are the drain on society. You collect welfare/unemployment and everything else you can get.
What job skills do you have that you can use to make society better?
Exactly how many taxes have you paid in your life.
I hate to make each post about weight, but Churchie Poo you are completely obese. “Society” will be paying for your medical bills due to your unhealthy lifestyle and choices.
Based on how much weight your wife has gained since the Beheler marriage, she is already 3/4 as fat as you.
You are both obese failures.
I don’t really give global warming much thought, but I like to think of you and your wife, grazing around, eating, shitting and farting.. making this planet warmer and ruining our environment.
Me and my military brothers (and SPC Beheler) will continue to be here, employed, paying taxes and providing your lifestyle of laziness that you and miss piggy enjoy.
I will continue to be professional, Active Duty Career Solider, deployed twice, but not a hero. Just an ordinary joe that provides your welfare and lifestyle that is draining this society.
Church,
We now know you are still reading this so I once again will try to explain a few things.
The loathing and contempt we as a have for you is very real. You rate on a scale only very slightly below terrorist and pedophiles.
The fat jokes, those are done to keep this thread and others alive. To us and others what you have done is despicable. You again say you have apologized but we have yet to see anything other than “I made a mistake”. You did not make a mistake. A mistake is something that is done unintentionally. What you did was done with a plan, with forethought and with malice. You took something real and tangible. When you pretended to be things things you are not and to have the awards you don’t you only hurt the men and women who have really been there and done that.
We have ask for a true and real apology. Those start out like I understand what I did was wrong. That I should not have claimed to be a ranger, to have a Purple Heart ect. for those thing and for bringing shame on my family I am sorry.
What we have seen only shows us that you are real sorry that you got caught and exposed, but no real remorse for those you have hurt.
You called us bullies, in fact you are the bully. You are the one you hurt so many that were defenseless. You are the one who Threatened to kill. Remember that? What we did was call your bluff.
You have no idea how mad we are. I said once before that this is not a game. You can still begin to fix this. Think of this site as rehab for fakes.We can help you on the right path but first you have to show that you really understand what you did and want to make amends.
Well, well William Derek Church, you will never understand, just like a career criminal, you will never understand why we feel the way we feel toward your lying, poser ass.
You did what you did to garner attention to feed your severe inferiority complex. YES William Derek Church, an INFERIORITY COMPLEX. Which is the main reason for stolen valor to begin with. Yes, your fat, but instead of buying junk food with the money that we give you so that you can stuff your pie hole, buy foods that are good for you, and since you are unemployed, you should have all the time in the world to work out and lose all that poundage, but, there is a reason why there are “lazy people”, which you are.
You will never change William Derek Church, so we here at TAH will make sure that you will remain famous for your stolen valor antics, so go pound sand you worthless fat fuck.
William Derek Church the roly-poly Round Ranger, have you ever tried to acquire useful job skills? And I don’t mean classes taken in order to stay on the public dole! Me, I’m just another “leg”, and after my first ETS, I worked my ass off in some real turd jobs in order to acquire skills and experience, used my savings to go to school and get my CDL, and always worked to improve myself. I now work a blue collar job with a nice income, but I had to WORK FOR IT, a concept that is completely alien to you! I pay taxes that feed you and your equally lazy, slovenly, corpulent Dependopottamus spouse, and you refuse to take responsibility for the damage you did with your charade. As for me, I regard you the same as I do con artists that prey on the elderly, you’re nothing other than a sniveling lazy, slovenly, corpulent half-assed con man and COWARD!!
That this has reverted to calling you and your wife fat pieces of sponging shit is due to you not just coming clean. If you had come out with a genuine apology that stated your real career and delared that you weren’t Airborne, sniper, ranger or a purple heart recipient it wouldnt have been bought up.
Now everything about you if fair game in order to break you down into turning your uniforms in and fessing up. You want the attention to stop you straighten your shit out.
I don’t really care what people call you anymore.If you have no shame anyway what the hell does it matter to you anyway?
I think that was written by Kiaya and it was intended to say,”as a hole, I feel sorry for you”. Hell we know they can’t spell or punctuate for shit. Thank God we can rely on context and reference materials such as Slap Shot.
Waddlin’ Willie, the Waffle House Warrior – you’re the “cancer to society” as you put it. You and your wife are living off the hard work of those of us in this country who do work. Your fat ass is getting everything possible by you sitting there are crying “HELP ME” to the government, and sucking off its tit. What have you done on your own since you were separated from the military? How many times have you played the “I’m a combat vet and a Ranger” card to get something free? You give trailer trash a bad name, Willie!
You and your antics have shit all over everyone who has worn the uniform, and especially those who have fought and died for our country. If you were a real man, you’d get off your fat ass and start working for a living, and admit to the people that you are close to that you are a fraud and a liar.
The reason this this and other blogs like it are out there are to expose people like you Willie… the liars, the criminals and those that support people like you. Google your name… it’s there for ALL to see.
William Derek Church, is your fragile ego worth what you’re putting your family through? It should be obvious, even to a moron like you, that your lies and cowardice have been shown to the entire world. I doubt there are very few, if any, people in your hometown and surrounding areas who don’t know about your pathetic lies. Is it worth all the trouble you’re causing those you say you love? Be a man and admit what everyone already knows. You are not a veteran. You were never a Ranger. You never deployed. You were never shot. You never saw combat. You weren’t awarded any medals, especially the Purple Heart. You lied about all of it and probably more. A real man, one who cares about his family, would admit his lies and turn in all his unearned goodies. Are you a real man, or will you continue to prove us right, that you are a low life coward and liar without a shred of common decency and love for your family? You know what to do. This will not stop until you do all that was demanded of you. Half assed apologies, playing the victim, and holding onto those unearned uniforms and medals will only keep the pain train rolling over your fat ass.
My head is spinning trying to keep up with all the posers that have popped up in the last few days. Do any of them realize that if they would just shut their yap they would slide down the list of “recent comments” and not be heard from again until TSO does his lineup for the tournament…which, at this rate, may need to be a monthly/quarterly event.
It’s bad enough that he wallows in his own excrement, but now he wants the staff at The Blue Moose to experience it too.
William Derelict Church… Just throw in the towel. There is no way you can unfuck yourself from the predicament you’ve put yourself in.
@1630.
“There is no way you can unfuck yourself from the predicament you’ve put yourself in.”
Actually, Seadog, I disagree.
Just tell him to remove his Phildo.
Does William Derek Church get a military discount at The Blue Moose coffee shop? And why is he buying coffee anyway? It’s not as if he needs to stay alert for his job.
Follow up e-mails sent to the Media and to the NCARNG. Hope to hear something this week. I would love to see WDC in the news, I’ll bet he is just as illiterate speaking as he is writing!
I just sent him his morning e-mail:
Church:
Neither myself nor anyone else at This Ain’t Hell has seen anything even faintly resembling an apology.
We are sure that you regret- being caught. That in no way suggests that you regret making the plan, and executing it to pretend to be a valorous veteran.
You claimed:
Airborne: You were not.
Ranger: You were not.
Combat service: You did not.
75th Rangers: You were not.
Infantry: You were not.
Purple Heart Medal: You did not earn it.
You came to This Ain’t Hell with a timeline of military duty.
YOU DID NOTHING OF THE SORT
You made claims of doing damage to me and others.
YOU ARE INCAPABLE OF ANYTHING OF THE SORT.
You are in possession of military uniform, badges, medals, patches, ribbons and other paraphernalia, i.e. caps, Ranger tag, etc.
YOU HAVE NOT EARNED THE USE OF THESE, TURN THEM ALL OVER TO EITHER YOUR IN-LAWS OR TO THE LOCAL VFW, AMERICAN LEGION OR OTHER RECOGNIZED VSO, AND LET US KNOW WHICH ONE.
We will not go away. This will not end until you take the proper remedial steps.
You have shit on the service of me, and my honorable military brothers and sisters, with a contrived, deliberate plan of action.
THIS WAS NOT A MISTAKE!
Take steps now!
Frankie
The e-mail that I sent, (Above), was returned as undeliverable. The turd has shut down that G-mail account. Now I will have to print it out and send it by snail mail to his parents.
I knew that “coward” started with a “C”, I did not know that it was spelled CHURCH.
I will have to ask my contact up that way for his wife’s e-mail addy, so I can send it to her as well, but it WILL be sent first class mail to the address of his parents.
William Derek Church,
I was up and out for P.T. at 0500 this morning.
What time will your roly-poly ass make it out of bed?
I think of you and your obese wife as grazing cows. Just eating, grazing, shitting and farting their way through life. You are basically using up my oxygen and producing methane, heating up our planet, possibly causing global warming, pissing off AL Gore. Shit.. you are probably responsible for all this snow I got this winter and your turds have killed many Asian people in a typhoon.
I will continue to work to pay your way though life.
When you saw yourself in the mirror, adorned with ROTC Ribbons and unearned medals, I bet you were proud of yourself.
We’ll I’m not proud of you.
I think you just one step above a pedophile (that is assuming you are not one) .
I hope one of your thunderous farts causes your hovel of a house to cave in on you today, while you are watching TV and complaining about the goverment. Whatever non- employed and non-productive people do with themselves.
I thought about this fucktard today.
I thought about how he was trying to state that we are a bunch of bullies for harassing him.
The reason why you came across my computer screen was because of you. Your lies. No one did that shit but you.
Nobody forced you to come here with your lame ass made up Will Chamberlin friend and try and weave some fantasy that you were a badass. Nobody forced you to come here and make threats to “REAL VETERANS” threatening to bury us and kill us.
Nobody forced you to come ehre with that lame ass timeline that you posted stating you were in Iraq 2 years before anyone else!
You did that shit. You are a liar. You also are not sorry that you lied, you are just sorry you got caught. If your stupid ass pictures wouldn’t have come across our screen, you would have still been playing dress up and lying to everyone in Lenoir.
You are just a pathetic lowlife, just a little above a pedophile in your station of life.
You did all of those things. You are responsible for being a unemployed, fat, lying loser.
The only thing I can figure is that this fool is a glutton for punishment. Surely, nobody can be this frickin’ stupidly lame!
Can anyone that knows this obese couple look at his facebook
https://www.facebook.com/JAKK.12612?fref=ts
And tell me if he removed the pictures of him wearing the hat with the SSG Rank and the 82nd patch?
@1639 Army Medical From what I can tell they are gone now. Not to say they aren’t on another page yet to be discovered. I hope not.
Where are the medals?
I have never been to a goodwill where they have a display of ribbons and Purple hearts!
He still has them, and will rock this same lie to sponge valor and benefits from “REAL” deserving veterans.
Church I wish you and the miss piggy Kiaya Beheler Church the worst.
Aids, Crabs.. it’s all good.
“98% of your blog has become about my weight or looks which any true self respecting service member or veteran wouldn’t take part in to begin with.”
My dearest Jabba – we only have to fight fair on the battlefield because of the Geneva Convention. Off of the battlefield all bets are off. You opened the door to this mess and we’re here to make sure that those chubby little fingers of yours get caught in it when the door slams shut – and that you don’t ever forget what you did.
Jabba the Fuck…I like that…
Ooops – forgot a part. As far as the inclusion of Ms. Jabbette to our tyraid of endless love, just consider it a gentle reminder that valor theft IS NOT a victimless crime.
Well, ain’t this a bitch! She has closed her g-mail account too. I wanted Kiaya Church to give William Derek Church, aka Derek Church, aka Bill Church, aka grieving friend of Will Chamberlain, aka the fat fuck known as Waddlin’ Willie; the message that I had gone to the effort of preparing for him. I suppose there is a chance that they are still reading over here, so I will post it here for them and the world to see: to kaiya.beheler Church : Had you not closed your g-mail account, the message below would have been between you and me. Since you did close it and it was returned, I went to the extra effort of copying and pasting it to the comments area at This Ain’t Hell and at Topix Lenoir, so that you would have the opportunity to read it. Not hearing back from you for days, I have chosen to send it to the wife so she can deliver it to you. And Mrs: Mrs: From your message to me: How about you get my husbands name and career and my name off your page and out of your mouth. As far as your little internet site you do not have copyright for those photos and is suggest you take them down…I won’t ask nicely again. “you do not have copyright for those photos” Um, did someone tell you that one needs copyright to post someone elses photos? You might want to check on that, as it makes you look really dumb. So long as one neither claims them as their own or makes money from the use of them, there is no protection. About that statement of yours, to me: “He built that car from the ground up.” Are you still standing by that claim? I checked, and confirmed my suspicions that was just one of many lies from you and him. You also said: “You got what the military wants you to know..that’s it. That’s all you’ll every have. You can’t possibly think you are privileged to everything” I am privileged to know anything… Read more »
If starts going by the name Eric Church, the gloves are coming off. I’m kind of fond of his music.
Here ya go you fucked up sparklepony…
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William Derek Church, the Liar of Lenoir. PHONY RANGER, AIRBORNE, SSGT/SSG, SNIPER, COMBAT VET, VETERAN, and PURPLE HEART RECIPIENT.
Are you really this stupid, this would have all blown over by now if you had just done the right thing. But your continued lies and stories just continue to make it worse. You have rallied even more Veterans to post about you and your Phony claims keeping your name in the Google Highlights !
So lets try this again.
1. Post public Apologies that outline each and every one of your claims as being a lie. Now that PUBLIC so everyone can read it on your Bill n Louise Facebook page and also on your very own TAH Thread.
2. Turn over all military related items that are in your possession. ALL OF IT, especially the Purple Heart Medal to one of the following. The American Legion Post right there in Lenoir, or the closest VFW Post. Advise them that they will receive a call wanting verification and an inventory list of items turned over. Post on TAH where it was turned in to.
These are the two thinks keeping you from a peaceful existence as an ex-phony. Also be aware that all eyes will be upon you in Lenoir for the rest of your life and any lapse in judgment on your part will bring the Full TAH crew down on your head again !
Any questions e-mail msgretired2011 at yahoo dot com but I don’t think I can explain it any more simple than I have posted right here!
So if your gonna be dumb be tough and live with the consequences or you can do the right thing.
Hope the good folks of Lenoir NC turn Jabba the Fuck’s life into a living hell there…
@1612: Ok, Frankly, I had a cease fire on this chucklehead, until I had confirmation of whether, or not, he had turned in his uniforms to Goodwill. It seems that the cease fire is over, because the dumb sonovabich wants to up the ante and move forward with his bullshit.
Ok, Church, you had your chance to man up for once in your life. Now it’s on, bitch. I will make contact with the Lenoir American Legion and talk to those folks and find out what can be done to publicly shame your stupid ass in to turning in all uniforms, bling, and other fake shit you have acquired, including fake correspondence i.e. certificates, orders, etc. That you called a Veteran and honorably discharged troop a “fucking loser” is priceless coming from someone who lies about their own life’s work. It seems the only thing you are capable of doing is lie about most things in your life. You may claim to be done with us, but the fact is, we’re just getting warmed up on you, big boi. Prepare for the worst, fuckstain, because you ain’t seen nothing, yet.
Old Trooper, you should have no problems with the folks at the American Legion. I called them a while back to make sure shitshow Church wasn’t a member. They called me back same day and looked as far back as 2004. They are very helpful.
William Derek Church the roly-poly Round Ranger, you’re like a pop-up target on a range that pepetually keeps popping up. You have done this to yourself with your ceaseless parade of chickenshit stunts, and as long as you continue them, THERE WILL BE NO REFUGE FROM US AND OUR DISGUST WITH YOU, no ifs, ands, or buts, you sniveling, slovenly, corpulent leech on Society!!
Good Morning William,
Another day of blaming your failures on others is ahead. I feel sorry for your kids, how does it feel knowing that the food they eat is coming from the same men and women you steal from?
Get your mind right.
Well, since Willie-boy here likes to play dress-up – and is unemployed – perhaps I can offer him and his “better half” an option.
Become superheroes – a modern-day poser “Batman and Robin”, if you will.
You can call yourselves the “Ponderous Pair”. Your individual superhero personae could be the “Rotund Ranger” (Willie-boi) and the “Corpulent Cow”. And your superhero mission could be to save others from obesity by risking yourselves through willingly eating the excess food of others to protect their health.
Just a thought.
But ASU’s are not appropriate for either costume – though we know someone with a purple tiger-stripe outfit that might work pretty well for the “Rotund Ranger” character. So go turn those ASUs in – along with all that other unearned military stuff you possess, including unofficial stuff making fake claims – to a local VSO or other group that will safeguard it and can verify that you’ve divested yourself of same.
@1651: Thanks MSG. I have an idea; I should get in touch with the Legion Riders in Morganton and Hickory and see if they want to take a ride up to Lenoir. My brothers and sisters in the Riders love to go for rides and stop in at local Legion Posts when they are out and about. Maybe they could make a few signs and post up at both ends of his block and let everyone know that they have a shitstain living in their neighborhood. Of course, they could put out the donation jar and make a couple bucks for the Legacy scholarship fund while they’re at it. I’m sure they could ride their bikes back and forth down the block to get everyone’s attention. Hell, if I had the time and wasn’t up to my butt in fresh snow, I would love to take a ride to that area, snuggled up to the Blue Ridge Mountains.
For Church: You dumb bastard; you had the chance to man up and instead, you screwed the pooch, once again. Why do you have to be such a douchetool? Were you dropped on your head? Do you like the attention? I guarantee you won’t like the attention your current shenanigans will produce. Sweet dreams, buttplug.
@1651: BTW; which Post did you call? I see there are 2 in Lenoir; Post 029 and Post 231.
If anyone should ask this question “Who’s that fat bastard?”, you should know that the correct answer is “Which one?”
Church, you moron, you haven’t fooled anyone but yourself in a LONG time. You brought all this attention on yourself because you’re an asshole.
You wanted attention. You got attention. How do you like it so far?
How fucking dare that fat bastard POSER Waddlin Willie the Wotund Wanger call ANY honorably discharged US Veteran a Cancer on Society for calling him on his idiocy!!
I swear to God that fat ass is dumber than a freaking bag of rocks, and far less useful.
I have yet to see him make a real apology, he has admitted to nothing specific. I would not doubt for one second that it was his bridezilla that went into that Goodwill and bought his clown suit back either.
Well Willie will have a good shot at least of winning this years Poser Tournament.
@1656 (828) 754-3071 No sure which post it is. The first one that popped up on my Google Search.
Hey! Afternoon William Derek Church, the Liar of Lenoir. PHONY RANGER, AIRBORNE, SSGT/SSG, SNIPER, COMBAT VET, VETERAN, and PURPLE HEART RECIPIENT.
If you haven’t been keeping up I am having a knee replacement. So, don’t you think it’s time for you and the misses to take a look at that bariatric weight loss surgery or at least some liposuction? Just a thought.
Have a great weekend Derek, after all, it’s all about YOU…Right!
William Derek Church, who has been out of work for 7 years, but yet has the skills to build a Mopar classic “from the ground up”.(His wife said so); must not have looked for work in a body shop. They would love to employ someone with those skills. Is there no requirement to welfare to look for work?
Hell, he could also try out as a Fiction action writer. With the stories that he has told, if only he put that to print, with a good publisher, he could be sitting in a Barnes & Noble right now, signing books, making enough money to by the fresh donuts instead of the day old variety.
Get after him Kiaya Louise Church, make him bring home the bacon, after all, he is the one eating more than his share of it.
Are you two really proud of your ease of lying?
You are both a disgrace to procreation.