Phillip Dale Monkress; phony SEAL in FL

| May 9, 2013

The discussion on Monkress has moved here.

Editor’s Note: Monkress needed a bump up to the top. His lawyer is sending threatening letters to our friends and I guess she decided after a phone call with me, that her threats would only be a day’s welcomed distraction. Someone is walking the halls of Congress with Monkress’ DD214 today asking questions. I’ve added some more evidence that Monkress called himself a Navy SEAL, which seems to be their defense these days, that he never said he was a SEAL. So Lori Benton of Ford & Harrison, Attorneys at Law, you know our number.

Someone sent us some information on Phillip Dale Monkress who was outed late last year by POW Network as a phony SEAL, but he’s still rockin’ the lie, so it’s time to call out the pitchfork brigade. Here’s picture of him in his motorcycle club, the US Military Veterans’ Motorcycle Club;

Notice the Trident peaking out from his vest? Well, here are his records;

Aside from the fact that Captain Larry Bailey, a real SEAL, says there’s no record of Monkress in the system, his records don’t mention BUD/S, well, unless a Computer System Maintenance Technician is the same as a SEAL in Navy talk. Here are his assignments;

He’s the CEO and president of “All-Points Logistics” in Titusville, FL, and according to the screenshots at POW Network, he works with US government contracts and claims he’s a Native-American. I wonder if that is even true, as well, since clearly, he wasn’t a SEAL. Someone at the DVA OIG ought to check on his claims of being a 100% disabled veteran, too.

ADDED: It seems the lawyers are trying to make the point that Monkress never called himself a SEAL, but here’s a page from the Brevard Business News which reprints a slide presentation in their publication;

Monkress APL ad
And an alert reader found a Florida Today article behind a pay wall. Scroll down and you’ll see where the article calls Monkress a Navy SEAL. Where’d the reporter get that idea?

Florida Today Monkress article
Here’s an ad that BBN ran in their publication about a business conference. But Monkress never claimed to be a SEAL, right?

BBN Ad

Category: Phony soldiers

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FC2 Dewclaw

HOW COME NH-SPARKY IS ON THE LIST TWICE?!?!? AND I’M NOT ON EVEN ONCE?!?!?!

~hrmmmmph~

NH-Sparky is high speed, low drag to be double-tapped like that…

On that happy note, I’m out. Nitey nite Paulie, you drunk ass fuck. Thanks for the entertainment! 😀

AtDrum

Psul! Quick we need your wizzard skillz to track this guy named Paul Wickre making threats!

Paul Wickre

JAGC
A proud Infidel
Green Thumb
Julie Weir
NH Sparky
Left Field
Are old buddy Fjardeson– We are pretty sure we have your number, but just keep posting.
IcutThere- You changed up but we are on the beam
Ex-PH-2 WOW another hit for both death threats and harrasssing!
WOW- Plea to 6 months and get out in 3.

Here it is all civil conspiracy. Except for our old buddy JAGC who thinks he is an attorney.

Let me tell you right now and here, if you live in AL, WV, FL, MT like Conrad, either the Sherriff will come out with an arrest warrant, or the States Attorney will charge you with a bench warrant. Just imagine, one night you are at home right about the shift change at 8:30 pm local time and your kids will see the trauma of smart Daddy or Mommy handcuffed, booked, arrainged.

Valkyrie

Gasp!! I made the list! Jealous Bitches!! Do we win a trophy? I want a tiara with pink stones, no wait that’ll clash with my hair. Better stick to diamonds! And a sash I want a sash too!!

AtDrum

Did it take less than 10 posts for him to change 80% of the list?

Ex-PH2

This just getting boring. I thought we were going to have fun tonight.

Even I can see that our little fiend Paul K. Wickre has no imagination and still can’t spell or properly use punctuation.

His mommy would be so ashamed to see that all that tax money she paid for her boy’s education went to waste on someone who grew up to be a fat bastard surfing the transsexual and transgender sites and committing felonies in writing.

Green Thumb

Glad I made it!

I was worried.

Although he missed my state.

I guess Mr. O’Brien needs to recalibrate that beam!

Anonymous

Call me crazy, but I think Paul is really Phil.

“Let me tell you right now and here” = Phil.

Probably fucking his buddy Paul, too.

No surprise.

Valkyrie

Paul did you let your therapist know about your current activities? What about your probation officer? I’m sure drinking is against your probation agreement. Starria will be so disappointed. Tsk! Tsk!

Virtual Insanity

Sooooo…he’s claiming he’s going to give a bunch of info to states’ attorneys to get a bunch of people arrested, even though it appears the data was illegally obtained in the first place, and likely doesn’t amount to enough for the States’ attorneys to bother with.

Then, he wants, what…? To go to trial? Discovery should be fun.

Ex-PH2

Death threats, eh? Provide the number and date where and when I posted any death threat.

Oh, wait — I get it!! It’s okay for Paul K. Wickre to do that to us, but he doesn’t like it when we tell him, in various languages, to shut the fuck up.

Now I understand.

Valkyrie

Ex- you’re trying to use logic on a person that logic and him have never met. No one here posted any death threats to anyone.

Paul Wickre

Ok you Internet Hoaksters and tricksters, you really got some pithy ones out tonight!

What I am looking for is more death threats or anal rape, or assault language, or human torture like you use to do. Just repeat that and it will add to your trials.

You used to be pretty bold and we have your patterns nailed. Also your emails and phone records.

Just keep it up, you smart guys. I bet you forgot why you are on this blog? Did’nt you? Except to threaten people. Law Enforcement can’t threaten you but for the crime s you espouse.

Just keep pumping it out boys and girls. Say one more comment about Drano or orifices or sodomy with a baseball bat, or night swims
or meat cleavers, ball gags and nailing a human being to a desk. Come on , I double dare you, as you think you are hidden.

Every night you come out to play, we get one step closer. One day soon, the authorities will come to your houses, withe the small brains, sieze your PCS, and of you go.

Really all from small towns , too. Guess you forgot the Law, that you cant threaten people in their livelihoods. Or maybe you just forgot, as the Internet hides your base and venal reality.

Keep postin’, and keep that conversation up with Lilyea, Roth, Seavey and Fraulien Julie Weir!!.

Ex-PH2

Valkyrie, I know. I was just trying to make it less boring.

Ex-PH2

See? He’s just boring me to tears.

Valkyrie

Anal rape, Eh? Not really my thing but hey you have a ball. Wow! You are a kinky little bitch aren’t you. Color me impressed.

FC2 Dewclaw

Shorter Paul Wickre(basket):

Blahblahblah… blahblahblah… blahblahblah…..

I like to have “relations” with sheep and goats….

Blahblahblah….

🙂

Paulie, I used to be in law enforcement. Princess, you got nothin’

Thanks for playing!

Powerpoint Ranger

“Withe the small brains”? Is Paul trying to say that he’s coming along when everyone is getting arrested or something?

Valkyrie

Ex – Maybe he’ll do a little dance for us in his leather suit and ball gag. Would you be entertained then? I know…….Never mind I can’t even finish that comment. Just the thought made me throw up a little in my mouth.

Ex-PH2

‘houses withe the small brains’ — Does ANYONE know what the hell he’s talking about?

That does it! I’m definitely putting him in the next one.

OIF '06-'07-'08

WTF, blow hard Paul Wickre came back sluiced on the juice and I missed it. By the way Paul, GO FUCK YOUR SELF.

Valkyrie

OIF – I think he’s looking for someone to do that for him. He was asking for someone to anally rape him with a ball gag and there was something about nailing him on a desk. I think that would be like a school fetish or something.

Ex-PH2

Valkyrie, you are not the only who gagged over that idea.

I have a busy day ahead of me. I must give my farewells and be off to my tent on the Plains of Barsoom.

Good night, sleep tight. Don’t let the T. Rexes bite.

Powerpoint Ranger

Does anyone else suspect that Paul is somehow the result of an unspoken, drunken 3-way illicit encounter between Drew Carey, Abe Vigoda and Bea Arthur?

Green Thumb

“Phil” my ballsack.

No threat; an invitation.

Anonymous

I really think “Paul” is Phil.

Look at the language used.

Would not surprise me if he sold him out too.

Turds in a bucket and all….

LostOnThemInterwebs

Paul dude, you need to step it up, you are starting to repeat yourself. Do you need any help? I know creativity can be hard, do you want some pointers? at least that might make it fun enough 🙂

yea...

Hey Paul, how is that BANKRUPTCY coming? Since you are so wealthy and all…

Valkyrie

Lost – I guess you’re right. It’s really not fair for us all to gang up on him (though with is anal rape fantasies he might like that). I guess we could pick someone to be on his team. Not It!!

yea...

1585 Val
BEST COMMENT OF THE MONTH….
Sorry guys, she wins

Valkyrie

I think I might change my name to Honey Badger. Paul do you know why that is? Cause Honey Badger don’t give a shit! Go flush yourself. Oh no wait, It’s “Go haze yourself!”

Nik

@1585

Get up to get a drink of water and this is the steaming pile of disappointment I find from our dearest friend Paul Fuckre? Weaksauce calls it weaksauce.

I guess we could pick someone to be on his team

Since he seems to be so fixated on Drano and orifices and ballgags, I’m guessing he doesn’t have a team. That’s some seriously sick shit. Isn’t it Mister Sicky McSickFuck?

Oh…and not it.

Valkyrie

Nik – You should have posted a spew alert!

Paul Wickre

Ex-PH-2 and NH Sparky, You two are going to be my favorites. Not only do we have your IP addresses right to your front door, we have had a long talk with your local law enforcement as to your speech, threats and actions over a year. Can’t wait to see you for you moral lapses and executable crimes.May 23rd 12:38 pm Threatening your Congressman. Your case will be special as we turn you over to the Capitol Hill Police. Special priverlages go there as to threats to a Congresswoman– 5 years asshole. Ex-PH-2 May 23rd at 9:49 am Conspiring with Lilyea as to violence, a kitchen meat war hammer with spikes. ” Assault, threats of malicious wounding or murder incited by the loan of a weapon to Lilyea.” Direct take down and conspiracy! Thanks PH-2 Hey I am just a nice moral guy in the Nations Capital, but speech like yours, is taken seriously. All recorded by the Internet. Also it was really nice of NH Sparky to provide that email at rryder@metrocast.net, where we could read your and Julies criminal conspiracy. That made it for us in ALabama for Frualien Wier!!! Now we got you. AS to the rest of you crickets, not interested in our smart guy mouths. Just the serious credible threats. What is really sad is you forgot why you were so nasty to begin with?? Does not matter, I have seen this before. Mouthing of from your home office and then one night! OOOPs local police, the lock up, fingerprints off to NCIC, mug shots and orange jumpers. Of course Uncle Henry will post the $15k to $50k large until your trial. The bail bondsman is only 10% or say $5k cash. Unless there are special circumstances and that nasty magistrate at 2 am hits you with $100k for malice. OOOOps dont have the $10k. 60 days in jail until you can prove your innocence. LIke I say NH-Sparky will be my trophy, May 7th at 9:03 am anal rape with baseball bat. Yup really good work with Lilyea. Actually twice at May 18 at… Read more »

OIF '06-'07-'08

Are you fucking serious, because your threats are as hollow as the space between your ears. Asshole!!

Paul Wickre

You are so bright call her up you moron

ExHack

Sorry for weighing in late.

I can advise all that Paul Wickre does NOT appear in the DHS Global Address Book.

Caught lyin’ again.

OIF '06-'07-'08

Hey asshole, you have made your hollow threats going on a month now, and guess what, we are all still here and you are still posting your senseless snivel shit Paul Wickre. So again either file your baseless charges or shut the fuck up,

Paul Wickre

I know exactly what is on this blog 25-30 year old Internet hipsters who think this is sport. the bulk of the comments tongight come from 28 year old flunkies. You do not even know what the topic is.

Anyway, I am not interested in you it is the ones that are criminally harrassing. about 5-10.

The rest of you go find another IP game tag sport– you are just little kids with evil minds.

I recognize the speech– you think this is high school. Waste of time, we are after the 40-50 year olds that will go to County.

Please stop wasting my time you young useless punks– That is all you are. Illiterate, broke, nothings , with no job or career, just your night charades on the Internet. Your speech style kills it.

We want the criminals in the big boy games and certainly not 24 year old flunkies in the army or living at home.

Easily recognizeable.

Little Kids with a search engine.

Go away– not interetested and dismissive of you as to noise.

It is the big boys we are after, not the peanut gallery

Lilyea

Conspiracy

rryder@metrocast.net

Criminal menacing and harrasment 6-18 months in the state we will locate you at.

Paul Wickre

Washington DC

OIF '06-'07-'08

Hey Ex, I have a gut feeling that when this is all said and done, Phil, Paul, and the few other sock puppets that follow those twits will lose everything and APL will cease to exist. It will take time, and I will simply sit back and watch this slow motion train wreck play it self out.

OIF '06-'07-'08

Paul, FYI, I am 47 years old with eight years combined service of both active and National Guard with one tour in Iraq during ’06-’07-’08. I own my own house(Modest), have absolutely no debts, oh and I graduated from high school back in 1984. So again, put up or just shut the fuck up because your threat are again, as hollow as the space between your ears.

ExHack

(sigh). I miss the eruptions. I need to start checking this thread hourly.

Ex, despite Psul’s comments, you are one classy lady. You’ve maintained civility and good humor throughout. Ditto Valkyrie. Best of all, you weren’t scared by the shrivelled little not-man.

Once again – Psul was lying about being DHS affiliated, just like he lied about his wifey being a Congresswoman. He’s in his own little computer room at home, whackin’ the weenie while pulling up phone numbers and posting bizarro crazy shite.

Nik

Ahem.

As I recall, Phuckre said;

Say one more comment about Drano or orifices or sodomy with a baseball bat, or night swims
or meat cleavers, ball gags and nailing a human being to a desk. Come on , I double dare you, as you think you are hidden.

Waiting.

Kinda funny that this dumb POS started out with claiming he was going to start bleeding people dry and TAH was going DOWN, and claimed to have everyone’s IPs.

That was on 18 MAY. We’re a week now into June and….nothing. And well, that’s because it’s what he is…nothing. Came out talking like the internet swat team was going to reach through the monitors and yank us out of our houses and still…nothing.

Came here talking like he was hot shit. Proved he was just another cold turd.

What I really liked was in 219 and 220 when they pretended to be readers who were scared of the intertubez swatz team.

Krakon

Wow what a spineless piece of shit you’re Paula Paul Phil whatever that cheap bottle of wine IM thinking mad dog 20/20. Is making you a big tuff guy with your idle threats . They seem to be focused on strong minded , independent well rounded women. Are they truly a threat to you or do they remind you of your childhood. By being put in your place you scum sucking little cry baby bitch.
I really think your afraid of women. Your not a man your just a little fake as biker wannabe.
Get on you Barbie tricycle n peddle your far Ass down to your club n enjoy the pregame circle jerk with your rough riders… Your a fake little bitch..
Val I agree with yes @1585… Comment of the month… IM sure ex,Julie and the rest.of you top ten are afraid only for the reason that he may small rape your pets.
…Paul Phil whoever you are your a deserve you spot in the tournament I think your just trying to pad your victory. You piece of shit protect your self from those big scary women that you so fear.

ExHack

Nik,

He’s probably fellating an entire bottle of Viagra right now, trying to get his dick to work. What happens then, I don’t want to know. If I lived in his neighborhood, I’d keep the family pets inside tonight though.

OldSargeUSAR

Gotta do my part to get Monkeyass, Paul, Psal, et al, to 1600 and beyond…
This has been a real fun evening here. Wish I’d jumped in earlier so that I could get on Shit-for-Brains’ list of heroes. Must do better.

Note Sock Puppet: Stupid can’t be cured. Stupid is forever.

OldSargeUSAR

Damn, thread was at 1586 when I posted #1602

Nik

@1601

He’s probably fellating an entire bottle of Viagra right now, trying to get his dick to work.

I’m thinking he’s the kinda guy who has to roofie himself so he won’t resist his own masturbating.

Nik

Damn, thread was at 1586 when I posted #1602

And that’s why this bitch…and by bitch, I mean Monkress… is totally taking the tourney this year.

ExHack

Personally, I like Colonel Crotchrot to take the tourney. Phildo has, no doubt, misappropriated millions in gov’t contracts through his falsehoods. But Crotchrot suckered a sick kid … and for bonus points, stalked and tried to move in on the mom! That has to be worth a win.

I propose to Mr. Lilyea et al that a special, noncompetitive (appropriate – Phildo hates honest competition, has to lie and get set-asides) award be created just for Phildo. I dunno. Name it for some confluence of fakery, verbosity, and legal threats.

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