Meet Sgt. Major Ronald Mailahn, the youngest Marine SGM

| May 19, 2013

Bumped back up to the top because Mailahn wants us to take it down. He threatened us with a law suit until I sent him our attorney’s email address and now he just wants me to be cool (You used to be cool). Just some background; he’s ALLEGEDLY behind on child support, he ALLEGEDLY stole $12k from his daughter’s Little League Association. He ALLEGEDLY got fired for making $800 worth of phone calls from the fire station where he worked for phone sex – but I’m the reason he can’t find a job.

Lately, every time I try to be a nice guy, I get it stuck right in my ass, so those days have passed and Mailman is a fixture here. I think he started in again because the Stolen Valor Tournament is gearing up this week and he’s shooting for another one seed. But he even failed at winning the tourney last year.

Yeah, that’s Sgt. Major Ronald Mailahn who claims to be the youngest sergeant major in the Marine Corps. He’d have to be with only nine years in the Corps, according to his hash marks on the sleeve. The good folks at POW Network decided that he needed broader exposure so they sent him to us.

They tell us he’s a 43-year-old car salesman who lives in his mother’s basement. He was a fireman until he ran up the firehouse phonebill with more than $800 in telephone calls to phone sex numbers and they fired his horny ass. According to his own profiles, he graduated from high school when he was 20 years old – a real over-achiever.

Did I mention that he was arrested for embezzling over $12,000 from the Barrington New Jersey girls little league association? Well, he did – that over-achiever thing working for him again. his defense in that case? He’s a Marine and he’d never violate his code of ethics and do something like that.

Well except that the NPRC has no record of him ever serving. Ever.

He has a philosophy that the more websites that he posts this information, the more credibility he has. So here’s his information posted on yet another website. let’s see how that philosophy works for him.

Oh, by the way, he just sent the good folks at POW Network an email threatening to…guess what…sue if they don’t remove the information from their website that he himself posted on the internet;

U have my info on your site I want it removed asap I gave no permission to have any of my info pix or anything on your site I would also like to have the name of whoever put my name on there I have the collingswood police dept looking into to who put it up there but I want it removed forthwith

I’m sure that “forthwith” had Chuck and Mary shaking in their shoes. I know it gave me a feeling.

I will keep sending u my request till u do oh and I contacted my lawer if its not down with in 2s hrs I will sue u

If I ever start typing like a twelve-year-old girl, I’d hope that one of you fine people would put me out of my misery.

So, now his “info pix” are posted on yet another website…I wonder what his “lawer” will advise. I’d better call my “lawer” and tell him that there will be one more in the “I’m here to sue TAH” line at the Mineral County Courthouse next Tuesday.

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Ron Mailahn

Thank u all

Flagwaver

Wow, I am out of it for a date with one of the most foul-tempered VA case workers in CONUS and I come back to this? Holy crap. I think this ass weasel is right up there with Soup Sandwich.

If this douchenozzel does take this to court, could you provide a link to the transcript so we can laugh at the pathetic antics of this ass monkey? Ah, hell. Let’s just do it now and get it out of the way.

Yat Yas 1833

Ya know the saddest thing about people like this? Even after being outted, they continue to lie and try to justify themselves. If that’s not delusional, there’s no such thing!

I was a contract PFC, I picked up Corporal a year, almost to the day, after graduating recruit training and made Sergeant a little over a year after that. First Sergeant Corrales said if I stuck with it, I could be a GUNNY In 10 years! Gunnery Sergeant (E-7)! This asswipe can’t get his ‘rack’ right and thinks people will believe he made SgtMaj in less that 16 years?! Forkin’ Amazing!

JAGC

I’m not sure “famous” is the correct word to use in describing me and a few Marines looking at your picture and just laughing at you.

Ron Mailahn

Thank u all for a great day see u all tomorrow hope I’m still as famous as I am today

S.G.

Ron could you send us your pic in Marpat where you’re fellating the goat? thankx

morelies

he’s either a pathological liar or mentally retarded. maybe both. he tells lies so much he is starting to think they’re real.

his parents must be so proud of him: “Our son: the lying, stealing fake Marine. Only 43 and still living with mommy. But he’s so talented: he can tie real good knots on fat, ugly women, and he tweets to pro wrestlers and celebrities as if they’re his friends”

wonder if he has any friends? if so, are they a waste of sperm like him?

Yat Yas 1833

Wow, if you consider being proved a liar and a thief in public “fame”, you’re sadder than I thought.

Flagwaver

This skid mark is actually getting off on this shit. I think this is what pathetic looks like. This is a free country, so he can do this shit. However, if he had actually worn the uniform he would understand that it is not just a costume. It is purchased with blood, sweat, and tears.

When you have had to pop the blisters on your feet after a a 20 mile ruck march because you didn’t want to miss the next day of training by going to sick call, when you have Pushed yourself past a charlie horse because you weren’t completely hydrated for a PT run but didn’t want to fall out or fail, when you have sprained your ankle multiple times in the field buy have kept on pushing yourself because your squad was counting on you, then… and only then, can you wear the uniform.

Before that, you are nothing more than a pathetic wimp who thinks it is fun to play dress up to get attention. So, get off your ass, go out there, and do something that earns you some actual honor rather than trying to live off the honor of those who are clearly better than you.

NHSparky

Flag, you’re wasting your breath, man. The only time it looks like this guy has broken a sweat was when he roped up his “sweathog” girlfriend there, or maybe when they kept him from making a fourth trip to the buffet at Golden Corral.

All I can say is this–nobody impersonates submariners, and for that I’m eternally grateful.

Now pardon me while I go to my “I love me!” wall and polish up my “Order of the Golden Rubber-Sucker” award. I keep that next to my first scratchy-ass Navy blanket (actually, those things come in pretty handy.)

Mike D.

This guy is obviously off his meds and lacking a moral compass. Time to leave the little Valor Thief to his own devices I think. We’re just making the rubble bounce, though that can be fun.

Dude seems to get off on the approbation.
He’s done a full-on Chip Dillard of Omega House: “Thank you sir may I have another?!”

Winning

If you are a Retired Sgt Major why are you living off of your mommy. Don’t you get a pension every month

Ron Mailahn

Thank you all again I love all this (big smile)

Ron Mailahn

Thank u

NHSparky

Winning–because defending yourself against ripping off thousands of dollars from a girls Little League program and dialing 900 numbers (not to mention 400 yards of rope for tying up your girlfriend) ain’t cheap, my man.

Tell me, Ron–do you get on top of her with a harpoon and go, “Thar she blows!!!”

Ron Mailahn

I love this please post more I will make sure I wear my dress blues when I get married next year and I will invite all of u are all great friends

Mike D.

Ima start calling these dudes “Victor Tangos”

NHSparky

Married, Ron? Newsflash, bud–even in Jersey, beastiality is still illegal.

Flagwaver

Well, I just hope when the ex-brother-in-law does go forward with a court case, he lets us know.

I would wish you luck, but I only do that for friends and humans.

Knowsthetruth

How pathetic is this. He wore Dress Blues to his grandmothers funeral. They are all delusional and think he was in the USMC. The apple doesnt fall far from the tree.

Winning

You say that your father is a KKK member however at least he is authorized to wear his uniform unlike you. Stop deflecting the blame to others face it you are a fraud

OWB

Wow! Stepped out for a few minutes and missed the attention whore’s arrival.

Some people (even animals) are so pitiful that they would rather get negative attention than no attention at all. Looks like everyone contributed to the needy quite admirably this afternoon!

Winning

Ron don’t you understand why everyone is upset you are wearing a uniform you did not earn the right to wear while deviantly molesting innocent cattle

Ron Mailahn

I just sent john proff I did serve and did not lie

TSO

Phones Plus 1
Name: MAILAHN, RON Address: Phone Number: 856-655-6822 – EST Phone Type: Mobile Carrier: SPRINT SPECTRUM LP – ( CAMDEN , NJ )
Phones Plus 2
Name: MAILAHN, RON Address: Phone Number: 856-655-6822 – EST Phone Type: Mobile Carrier: SPRINT SPECTRUM LP – ( CAMDEN , NJ )
Phones Plus 3
Name: MAILAHN, RONALD Address: Phone Number: 856-858-5973 – EST Phone Type: Residential Carrier: VERIZON NEW JERSEY – ( COLLINGSWOOD , NJ )
Phones Plus 4
Name: MAILAHN, RONALD Address: Phone Number: 856-858-5973 – EST Phone Type: Residential Carrier: VERIZON NEW JERSEY – ( COLLINGSWOOD , NJ )

TSO

Possible Criminal Records: New Jersey Court:
Name: RONALD L MAILAHN SSN: 156-64-xxxx Address: 08107-1720 State of Origin: New Jersey DOB: 10/19/1968
Case Number: 11004886
Offenses: Offense #1
Court Description: New Jersey, Camden County Court Case Number: 11004886 Court Statute: THEFT BY UNLAW TAKING-MOVE Court Disposition: CONVICTED Sentence Date: 12/09/2011 Sentence
Jail: Probation: 3 Years Suspended Time:

Brandon B

Well look at this. So now he’s in the Army.

http://yfrog.com/z/h7lj1hcj

Steadfast&Loyal

I passed this around to some Marines in my office and they were not very impressed with the attempt to fake.

They’d seen better. Hell one Major said he’s seen recruits do a better job.

I hope Jonn posts the proof. Should be epic.

gi_janearng

Hey Ronnie, so glad you could join the party! It makes exposing you for the worthless piece of shit you are even more hilarious. Why did you hide your FB page from public view, Ron? Wonder how your girlfriend would like getting a few messages telling her what a lying scuzzbag you are? You turds are all the same, when facing the fire, you shrivel up like a sac in below zero weather. When the cops show up at your door and rip off your dress blues you never earned the right to wear, are you gonna be like the douchenozzle that had the balls to show up to my unit impersonating a Green Beret? Stand there sniveling as it’s taken from from him like the crying baby he is?

Brandon B

I’m guessing his “proof” is the pic he posted on Twitter.

Ron Mailahn

Yes I never lied but u guys would not listen and yes I have a record I never tried to hide it I’m not the first person to make a mistake

Brandon B

Oh, so the part about 20 years in the Corps and you being a Marine SgtMaj is all true. I feel so ashamed now.

gi_janearng

Let me correct that sentence for you, Ronnie, you mean you never lied, just stretched the truth one too many times til you couldn’t keep track and now you’ve been caught with your tighty whities around your ankles.

Scott

You never lied? You piece of shit, what the fuck do you call prancing around in a uniform you didn’t earn, referring to yourself as a Sergeant Major? And you think that fact that you were in the army once will make all your bullshit ok? You are a sorry excuse for a man. 43, living in your mommy’s house, stealing from kids and still playing dress-up. Sorry your life sucks Ronnie, but you fucked with the wrong bull. Enjoy being famous on the internet you fucking cockholster. Anyone who googles your name henceforth will know exactly what a pathetic liar you are.

gi_janearng

@John…so the turd pic is a current snapshot of him? *shrugs*

I saw on POWNet the updated photos…geeze, he can’t even spell his frickin’ name right! Or is that purposefully so people can’t track his lies?

Marine Mustang

Hell, just based on pics alone.

– Pic in blues has no pistol badge. All SNCO’s are all required to be pistol qualified and uniform requlations state that all badges are required to be worn on blues, including marksmanship badges (unless medals are worn). Been that way since Gen Conway was CMC.

– Pic in blues has a missing button for fuck’s sake.

– Pic Charlies has badges are pinned to pocket. Forget the whole 1/8″, that’s not even close to correct.

– Ribbons are completely in the wrong order.

– There’s no way a SgtMaj would only have 1 Good Conduct Medal.

– No device on the Kuwait Liberation Medal (SA)

– If someone served both during the Gulf War and GWOT, there would be a start on the National Defense Service Medal.

– Actually, where’s the Global War on Terrorism Service Medal?

– Red shirt under Charlies.

– Hash marks don’t correlate to the amount of time served.

Yat Yas 1833

WOW! Things have really changed since I was in. We had active divisions 1, 2 & 3 and division 4 was the Marine Reserves. The closest thing we had was the 2nd Marine Division. Oh, and we didn’t wear patches. The only thing that identified us was the Eagle Globe and Anchor on the left breast pocket on your utilities or on the lapels of your dress green blouse or on the collar of your blues. Geeze, all he needs is the Air Force and the Navy and he’ll have hit for the cycle!?

Cakmakli

Please God, don’t let this dip shit to have served in my beloved Army.

NHSparky

Yat–don’t give him any ideas. Christ, all we need now is him showing up wearing a Budweiser or other shiny trinket.

NHSparky

TSO–think his probation officer might like to know about this? Just a guess they might…

Brandon B

So now he’s claiming to have first served in the Army and then to have transferred to the Marines. This is just getting better and better.

NHSparky

Oaklyn–that’s right next to Cherry Hill, isn’t it? Seems to me that Old Trooper remembers one of our favorite phonies lived there, didn’t h?

NHSparky

Jonn–true, but an Intelius search is also going to come up with a lot of other stuff too. Like I said, this is pretty good, and definitely worthy of mention to his Probation Officer.

Brandon B

Here’s another profile of his which claims 14 years on the Army reserve.

http://www.gisearch.com/id66270

Yat Yas 1833

@140 NHSparky, my cold Bud light is now in my lap! And my nose is burning like a mofo!? Thanks bro. LOL

Winning

Looks like Ronnie is choking his little soldier while watching Heartbreak Ridge and Full Metal Jacket

more lies

on and on—he has no shame. or honor (obviously). dude, you’ve been caught. give it up—your feeble attempts to keep the lie going are pathetic!!

notice he doesn’t dispute that he really DIDN’T pay the embezzled funds back–a couple of phone calls proved that!! his best defense? well, it was ONLY 9K, not 12K, so I’m a fucking hero!

God, i feel really sorry for wife/daughter. can you imagine the shame? i assume they’re truly human and feel shame. he is so fucking worthless he has no shame. pitiful bastard

Winning

So let’s do the math. Ronald is 43the years old. He graduated high school at age 20. He served 14years in the Army reserve and 16 in the USMC. You stupid fuck you would be at least 50years old .Guess that 20years of public education didn’t make you proficient in math.

Brandon B

Guess he never took the Math for Marines MCI 😉

Marine_7002

HOLY SCREAMING EAGLE SHIT. Good thing I wasn’t drinking anything when I saw some of these posts (just got done reading all 108 that were posted since the last time I was here). I’d have drowned the keyboard.

I went to my parents’ house yesterday, stayed overnight, didn’t check emails before I left their house this afternoon. I arrived back at home plate this evening, and now I’m reading “War and Peace” on this thread.

Bird Turd (or BT, AKA Ronnie boy) sent me three emails with his purported “proof” of his service.

@135 Jonn, one was the yearbook-type pic that is already on his pownetwork.org page, probably the same one he sent you. I also spotted the difference in spelling of the name in the yearbook (“Mailaln” compared to BT’s spelling, “Mailahn”), and the fact that the face of “Mailaln” in the yearbook is NOT shown in that pic.

He also sent me a face pic of him wearing a garrison cover and sun glasses (he has “Dumbo” ears, by the way, if that’s really him…he would need air traffic control clearance to take off if a high wind hit him).

Jonn, I’ll forward it to you if you want it.

The third pic is of a jacket with a big Marine Corps emblem on the back of it, draped over a chair in front of a table with some fast food and some other shit on it (the table). Jonn, if you want that one also, let me know.

In two of the emails, he says “Proof” or “Proof I served.” Uh huh. Riiiiiiiiighhht.

Of course, BT didn’t send me a DD-214 or anything resembling it. Guess he’s still trying to figure out how to doctor it up.

Wonder if Chuck and Mary have forwarded all of that shit to the FBI already. This’d be an easy one for the G-men.

Semper Fi
John