Phillip Dale Monkress; phony SEAL in FL
The discussion on Monkress has moved here.
Editor’s Note: Monkress needed a bump up to the top. His lawyer is sending threatening letters to our friends and I guess she decided after a phone call with me, that her threats would only be a day’s welcomed distraction. Someone is walking the halls of Congress with Monkress’ DD214 today asking questions. I’ve added some more evidence that Monkress called himself a Navy SEAL, which seems to be their defense these days, that he never said he was a SEAL. So Lori Benton of Ford & Harrison, Attorneys at Law, you know our number.
Someone sent us some information on Phillip Dale Monkress who was outed late last year by POW Network as a phony SEAL, but he’s still rockin’ the lie, so it’s time to call out the pitchfork brigade. Here’s picture of him in his motorcycle club, the US Military Veterans’ Motorcycle Club;
ADDED: It seems the lawyers are trying to make the point that Monkress never called himself a SEAL, but here’s a page from the Brevard Business News which reprints a slide presentation in their publication;
Category: Phony soldiers
Proud, Phillip Dale Monkress ‘s (google hit!!) wife doesn’t work on Capitol Hill.
That would be Paul Wickre’s (google hit!!!) wife.
Snotweasel — that’s a GOOD one.
I’m new to this blog, and real late to this party. after wading through this massive thread, I’ve come to two conclusions…
1. Phillip Monkress = Turd
B. His minion Paul Wikcre would then be a turd eater.
*That’s right Pauly boy you are lower than turd… Come at me bro.
MORNING EVERYONE!!!!
*Serves imaginary waffles with butter and maple syrup to everyone in the thread*
Oh and a Mimosa on the side.
/and Phillip Dale Monkress & Paul K Wickre, DOUCHENOZZLES!!! (GOOGLE IT!!!) …….and they ask me why I drink…..
@1254, Whenever we get posers that pretend to be SF I send it to my buddy who actually is SF with a CFMB and BSM w/v just to piss him off. I think I will send him this link and see if he chimes in.
Ooooh…! waffles!!!!
Sadly, I was a West Coast kinda guy, so my contacts in Kings Bay are kind of scarce–the only guy I knew on the Canopus was my former LPO who was a planner there, but he passed away several years back.
I’d love to pick the brains of the folks who were on the Canopus or at TTF back in the timefram Monkeyass was there, just to get an idea of what was going on if they knew him.
SOMEONE out there were at those commands. Might be worth putting out a shout to some of my other bubblehead bretheren.
@1260:
This is the caliber of man that I am proud to call “friend”:
2LT (redacted because the posers don’t deserve to even know his name), (now LTC), a 1996 graduate of OCS served in 3/75th Ranger Regiment during Operation Just Cause and with SFOD-D during Somalia prior to commissioning. 2LT Xxxxx served as a rifle platoon leader in “B” 1-501st PIR, Fort Richardson, AK. He is a graduate of PLDC, BNCOC, ANCOC, SF Qualification Course, Ranger School, Airborne, Jumpmaster, SCUBA, Military Freefall, LRS Leaders Course, OCS, IOBC and Pathfinder. His awards include the EIB, CIB, U.S. Airborne wings with star for combat jump and the Bronze Star with combat “V” device.
(From an old bio)
I just found the Perfect gift to send to the winner/s of this year’s tourney!! (Monkress I’m really hoping it’s you) I’ll even start the fund to buy and ship them.
http://edibleanus.com/
Don’t ask me where I came across these. You really don’t want inside my mind or my browsing history. Haha!
@1264 Val
Ooohhhhh Kayyy.
That’s it, Game Over man, GAME OVER. 😀
/Last one out of the thread please turn off the lights.
//LMFAO…….*priceless*
Valkyrie: personally, I think this would be a more accurate “award” for the SVT winner:
Yeah, these really exist. If Jonn wants to offer one to the winner, hell, I’ll fund the damn thing.
Hondo – you might be right. I mean if they want to claim medals they didn’t earn then I guess we should give ’em one they did.
I still like my idea of chocolate butt holes. (yes, I’m pouting that you had a better idea) hehe..
#1264, #1266; are both top shelf considerations. I would be hard put to say one is better than the other.
Perhaps, one for a permanent gift, (the medal), and the other as a “special treat”, to be eaten at his leisure.
I guess 1264 brings new meaning to the phrase “chocolate starfish”, huh?….However, I really do like the “Horse’s Ass” medal. Where do I buy some? I know some folks that deserve them and I’d love to be able to hand one to someone for the look on their face. It would be epic!
Welli am happy to report ladies & gentlemen the clown Paul K Wickre did not come kill me in my sleep.
I think I’m going to call Mr Wickre today
1st Round of chocolate ass hole, I’m buying!
“Are on me” sounds weird
🙂
I think Phillip Dale Monkress (google hit!!!) is going to be rather busy with his own business for the next few days. Also, I think Paul Wickre finally caved in and gave up. Or maybe his wife caught him. Or something.
This morning, I went through the battle of the dead rosebush and won. I think that thing was a 15-pounder. It’s in the yard waste bag now. I won. And every time I spray the weeds with weedkiller, or run the weedwhacker, or dig up another noxious weed, I’ll think of these two. They cause the same amount of damage, but they, too, can be rooted out.
I think we scared them away. Either that or they are getting their “special ops” buddies together to requisition black helicopters and make people disappear. Remember, don’t mess with the SEALs who are top secret squirrel that they can’t have their names listed on the BUD/S database.
In all honesty, I think they sobered up or came down (or both) and are trying to un-fuck their business. Maybe they should hire Amy’s Baking Company as a PR firm. That will move it a few steps up!
NHSparky -I’ve been racking my brain trying to think if someone I know might have been on the Can-O-Piss during that time. Anyone I know would have been an MT, and probably wouldn’t have hung with pseudo skimmer DS types, but I’ll see what I can come up with.
Flagwaver – I just read all that stuff on Amy’s too funny you mentioned it. I do think Phil and Paul eat there a lot. Haha!
Mustang2LT: here ya go. (smile)
http://www.trophies2go.com/horses-butt-medal
They’re not particularly cheap, but apparently they’re actually metal and can be engraved. Various ribbon colors are also available; unfortunately pink, lavender, or yellow ribbons don’t seem to be choices.
Are we done with this crank yet?
Not yet! I stand corrected, Ex-PH2, I was just too lazy to search through this thread this morning! WAFFLES? YEAH! With strawberries, please! As for the horse’s ass medal and chocolate sphincter, count me in on helping fund them! As for Phillip Dale Monkress the snot & turdweasel, I just wonder what cheap shot shenanigans they’ll try next. As George Hayduke says in the foreward of his books, “You don’t want to just get even with your mark, you want to leave him tossing and turning in bed thinking “IT COULD HAPPEN AGAIN…”. Our current favorite snot/turdweasel must be thinking that, why else would he and his inbred brood be getting this desperately stupid?
I will be absolutly shocked if Phillip Dale Monkress (Google hit) does not win this years tourney.
I’d be happy to put some money in the tip jar for Stolen Valor awards for Phillip Dale Monkress (Google hit!) What a douche bag. It would be interesting to know if Phillip has a Spandex fetish like his (boy)friend… Paul.
Yea, well…I’m still waiting to start quaking in my boots with pure fear WHEN Phillip David Monkress (Google hit!)AND his trusty, dusty sidekick Paul K. Wickre (Google hit!)show up on my doorstep. Keep Google hitting ’em, anyway. We probably rocked them back on their heels but if the pressure is let up, they can recoup and return for battle.
@1279, there is also the strategy ‘Pull back, regroup and strike again’.
But if Phillip Dale Monkress (google hit!!) a/k/k Affenteil is on a 2-hour call this week and all of next week, it means he has to be in court within 2 hours of the call or an arrest warrant is automatically issued.
I read about this a while back in an article about deadbeat dads. He’s already had a 2008 DUI arrest, which is what the trial is about. He can’t go any further than two hours from the court building.
And look at all those posts above starting at 423 where Monkress’s personal fiend Paul Wickre (google hit!!) is attempting to pretend he’s the people who post on this board. Amateurish at best.
Jonn has also informed us that he’s received communicatons from many people with complaints against Wickre.
Affenteil and the Wickre Man are not doing well any more. Perhaps they’ve run into a mark or group of ‘marks’ that don’t sweat the possibilities. They’re just digging bigger and bigger holes for themselves.
Ex-PH2, thanks for the update on Phillip Dale Monkress (Google hit) and his minion Paul Wickre (Google hit). May the fleas of a thousand camels infest their armpits.
I hope this quiets down tonight. We’re under a severe storm watch and tornado advisory. I have bigger fish to fry than these two morons Phillip Dale Monkress (google hit!) and Paul Wickre (google hit!!)
Stay safe, Ex-PH2.
I doubt that shiteater will show up again. I’m sure he would hate to lose a big chunk of that sizeable inheritance he got in 2008. But his legnthy record & his arrogance he has shown here suggests he just “ain’t got good sense”.
Crazy people do crazy things…
I’m guessing that Phillip Dale Monkress (Google hit!) and Paul Wickre (Google hit!) are slowly coming to the realization they dun fucked up.
I am sure he can be stirred up.
@351BG, I am prepared for just about anything, including tornadoes. Three near misses last year, derecho the year before. If they say “get to shelter” I already have the irreplaceable stuff in the car and a route picked out to run. There is NO tornado-safe building/structure around here.
I can only wish, for our visiting fiends Phillip Dale Monkress (google hit!!) and Paul Wickre (google hit!!!) that they experience the heart of the storm they have generated with their cowardice.
@1290
Well, I hope your car won’t be needed.
In the mean time, I’m so looking forward to the next chapter in the tale of Phillipus Monkeyass and Paulina Wickerbitch.
I’ve got a hunch that Phillp Dale Monkress (Google hit!) the snotweasel and Paul Wickre (Google Hit!) his sniveling sidekick are just waiting until they thinke we’ve let our guard down, and then they’ll try their next set of stupid stunts!
It’s quiet in here… Too quiet…
AtDrum, we’re kind of hoping it stays that way. I have some stuff to work on, and there’s a severe storm warning, so I’ll be up for a while, checking.
@1294
Roger that, morning here in Afghanistan for me. Enjoying my awesome desk job for a deployment.
Midnight here in the cornbelt.
Do you guys get any treats at all over there?
Plenty. Not that we can’t get more lol. But we do fine. Hell we build the area we just got back to last time we were over here. And it is Bagram, not the hardest place to be. Jbad and Shank and Sharona (although one is closed now) are way scarier places to be.
Heck you can play fun games like, Ratio of Contracters to Soldiers while visiting the main road Disney. (Seems to be 3 to 1 at least so far.
Paul is a PUSSY!
Good to hear. Stay safe over there.
Oh, dear. #1299 was meant for AT Drum.
I think Paul Wickre (google hit!!) is probably in a darkened room, pounding his keyboard on other sites, since he couldn’t wedge his fat behind in here, spandex or not.
I wonder if Paul Wickre will be back Friday night after he, once again, gets shitfaced. And where in hell is the Pi Guy? I would like some good ol’ Southern Pecan pie.
Are Phillip Dale Monkress and Paulie boy seeing the fruits of their fertilization of this Post? Gooooogle can be such a nasty bitch, always showing the worst of the worst, especially when it is all true. Coming here to orally defecate was not in their best interest.
I guess Paul Wickre is accustomed to scaring people who 1)aren’t in the military and 2) live outside of Montgomery County, MD and carry guns. I guess it’s harder to frighten people when they have no fear.
FYI, julie, et all: According to *publicly available court records* (Brevard County,FL) a Mr Philip Monkress (Google hit!)took several hits in 2007 for DOM (not sure what FL code is, Texas is Family Domestic Violence FDM) and OR (thinking is same as Texas) released on Own Recognizance. There is also a petition for divorce filed in the 2008 time frame, Lorie(?), Laurie(?) or Lorrie(?) Monkress, complainant. I’ll go locate it again, should have b/m’d it the first time, ugh!
Somebody had to have given Wickre a get out of jail or off probation pass on stalking via electronic means. Unless I am direly mistaken, it is my understanding that once you catch one of those beefs you are not allowed computer or internet access anywhere, anytime? Seeing a current employment listing as a computer tech or network engineer kind of has me scratching in the dirt. Something else not jiving is if iether one or both having a secret or top secret clearance, with any charge like that or DUI, among other criminal offenses, those should be bye-bye, null and void?
Well, they may be taller than I am, but I can stand on a chair to face them down. 🙂
Paul Wickre (google hit!) maybe had a clever law’er, but if it’s true he has complaints against him, he may not be able to get out of it this time around.
Streetsweeper, you’re right: something is rotten about this whole business.
streetsweeper: a single incident wouldn’t necessarily cause termination of a security clearance, so long as it was fully disclosed through the organization’s security management channels, was properly taken care of, didn’t tend to indicate the individual was a security risk. Same is true for bankruptcies. A pattern of same, however, should be a huge red flag.
I’m looking at the NRC-mandated background/psych/etc testing one has to go through to get inside the fence here.
At least I know there’s no chance in hell Phillip Dale Monkress (Google hit!) and Paul Wickre (Google hit!) will ever pass that screening, and for that, I feel a bit safer.