Phillip Dale Monkress; phony SEAL in FL

| May 9, 2013

The discussion on Monkress has moved here.

Editor’s Note: Monkress needed a bump up to the top. His lawyer is sending threatening letters to our friends and I guess she decided after a phone call with me, that her threats would only be a day’s welcomed distraction. Someone is walking the halls of Congress with Monkress’ DD214 today asking questions. I’ve added some more evidence that Monkress called himself a Navy SEAL, which seems to be their defense these days, that he never said he was a SEAL. So Lori Benton of Ford & Harrison, Attorneys at Law, you know our number.

Someone sent us some information on Phillip Dale Monkress who was outed late last year by POW Network as a phony SEAL, but he’s still rockin’ the lie, so it’s time to call out the pitchfork brigade. Here’s picture of him in his motorcycle club, the US Military Veterans’ Motorcycle Club;

Notice the Trident peaking out from his vest? Well, here are his records;

Aside from the fact that Captain Larry Bailey, a real SEAL, says there’s no record of Monkress in the system, his records don’t mention BUD/S, well, unless a Computer System Maintenance Technician is the same as a SEAL in Navy talk. Here are his assignments;

He’s the CEO and president of “All-Points Logistics” in Titusville, FL, and according to the screenshots at POW Network, he works with US government contracts and claims he’s a Native-American. I wonder if that is even true, as well, since clearly, he wasn’t a SEAL. Someone at the DVA OIG ought to check on his claims of being a 100% disabled veteran, too.

ADDED: It seems the lawyers are trying to make the point that Monkress never called himself a SEAL, but here’s a page from the Brevard Business News which reprints a slide presentation in their publication;

Monkress APL ad
And an alert reader found a Florida Today article behind a pay wall. Scroll down and you’ll see where the article calls Monkress a Navy SEAL. Where’d the reporter get that idea?

Florida Today Monkress article
Here’s an ad that BBN ran in their publication about a business conference. But Monkress never claimed to be a SEAL, right?

BBN Ad

Category: Phony soldiers

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Hack.Stone

I imagine that being an APL employee these days is like hanging out in the bunker with Adolf Hitler in late April 1945. You’re not going to get out of that bunker in one piece, so you lash out at anyone you can. The low ranking employees may want to update their resumes.

julie wEir

If my number is still posted out there you can look me up that way on facebook

TSO

Looks like they deleted the entire Facebook page.

Green Thumb

“Cherokee people
Cherokee tribe
So proud to live
So proud to die”

Any comment on those false Native American claims? (to include SEAL and Law Enforcement status)

Poser Phil?

Will the real PR COL please step up!

Green Thumb

@1207.

Thats what I have been saying.

Heidi

Uhm John can you give me Julie’s fb page name and Val’s etc?

Ex-PH2

@1209 – They may be getting desperate.

Nik

@1213, 1209

Well golly, I guess it’s just too bad that FB has backups and can produce them upon subpoena.

Hack.Stone

If you go to APL’s Facebook page, then click on careers, this comes up:

Welcome to Our Careers Page

We currently do not have any job openings. Please check back again soon.

They may be having an opening for a corporate president soon.

streetsweeper

I found out about his parents, specifically Wickres mother thanks to one search engine I use the crap out of for researching. It filters out the noise and gives me the good stuff usually right up front. I also saw where he had prior convictions and Wickres’s stalking via electronic and telephonic means of a police officer turned up right after his mothers obit listing.

Smoke on that publicly available info now, Wickres. I double dog dare you, pal. See you in the Sunday comics paper. Same for you, Monkress. You called down thunder, now enjoy Hell mister.

NHSparky

TSO/JAGC…I’ve never been arrested and my last speeding ticket was 14 years ago.

That being said, remind me never to piss ya’ll off.

Powerpoint Ranger

There’s a good bit of irony in APL being a logistics firm operated by a bunch of dudes who can’t seem to refrain from driving drunk and/or recklessly on a daily basis.

Ex-PH2

Does that company still have its security clearance?

I’m waiting until Hallowe’en. Then you can all pound on me. 😉

Just an Old Dog

Wow, the sock Puppet of the decade has been locked up by Paul K Wickre. This guy has been being a shit bag forever and flying under the radar, hopefully him exposing himself on this blog will keep future clients and or employees aware of his true character.

Ex-PH2

Just realized my failure to respond to a request by @944 – Retired Master: I’d be happy to have dinner with you any time.

Doc Bailey

WOW. You know dumbass could have saved all this hurt if he just said “I fucked up, sorry” He HAD to come on here and threaten everyone.

WRONG ANSWER FAKER

julie wEir

I’m guessing our “friend” has either a)tucked tail and left the building, b) still trying to wrangle out of his spandex, ive been told they are difficult to manuever when you excessively sweat c) sobered up out of his supposed manuc episode & figured out that he has admitted to being Phil “hired gun” and has admitted to many possible crimes on TAH OR d) my favorite 🙂 he’s driving here to Alabama to from Wilson Rd in Bethesda, MD to personally check my concealed weapons permit himself….

It’s hard for people to mouth off once they realize that we ALL KNOW THE MAGIC TRICK…

In my opinion, hes a classic closet weirdo who can’t be weird bc it messes up his white power dogma…

julie wEir

Or he’s just trying to muster the courage to call me again …
Come on PAUL, lets talk SPANDEX!!!

Frankly Opinionated

Heidi. I can connect you n Valkyrie via Facebook. I have sent you a message there.

julie wEir

@1193 Hack
Yea isn’t that nice, he’s got a PSYCHE EVALUATION ordered on him…
Bet it was for abuse of spandex 🙂

julie wEir

@944 Retired Master
Count me in!

julie wEir

Frank can you connect me?
Are you friends with Jonn?

julie wEir

I just sent a friend request to 2 Franks

Ex-PH2

According to #1181, Phillip Dale Monkress a/k/a Affenteil (google hit!!!) did not have his jury trial today, but is on 2-hour call this week and next week. Not sure, but I think that means he can’t go anywhere for some time.

And his up close and personal fiend Paul Wickre (google hit!!!) has made so many local enemies in his neighborhood that they’ve been contacting our admin and spilling the dirt on the Wickre Man.

I just want to know one thing: how in the blue-eyed world does that fat bastard squeeze all of that tonnage into spandex? It has to defy the laws of quantum mechanics and violate every known rule and proof in solid geometry.

I admit to being gobsmacked by anyone the size of a sea elephant finding something with enough yardage to cover that project.

351BG

Ex-PH2, you just insulted sea elephants everywhere. *snicker*

Ex-PH2

351BG, I did think about that after I clicked submit. By then, it was too late.

I was sad.

So I went and watched Marines scaring another Marine and got over it.

Ex-PH2

I think the creepy crawler has gone to ground.

Hope so.

julie wEir

Ex Ph2
I’m sure all the sea elephants will forgive you. Your like pocket sized, (i have an obsession of picket sized things, so this is a compliment) nobody can be mad at you for long! I see pocket sized as “perfectly engineered”
But our friend Paul supposedly has an “issue” with spandex and is a bit fascinated with transsexual/transgendered folks. I found a few blogs he posted on in that category.
I guess I would hate my life & project that out everywhere if I struggled with that affliction and happened to be a supposed Nazi…

julie wEir

Ex: I found Frankie, Val & Heidi on FB….

julie wEir

Exwhatvdo you think ran him off???

Nik

@1236

Nah, let him drink a few more shots of courage with stupid as a chaser.

Flagwaver

You know, I really feel sad that I can’t contribute more than to give up a phone number I was called from. I just wish I had an anonymous friend I could give their names to and see what kind of cyber hilarity ensues.

Oh, wait, I have an anonymous friend…

Oh, and if you work for the government, don’t read too much into that.

julie wEir

Well, he could have a date….
He was on 3 sites just 12 hours ago. Ya know he was reeling in the honeys.

julie wEir

Don’t mind us we are barely paying attention 🙂 snicker

julie wEir

I mean, you gotta have an awesome game face to be that level of crazy to get around in daily life. The crazy colostomy has got to be pretty heavy duty to contain ALL that super crazy crazy on a daily basis. Good thing he got a hefty inheritance. he will keep the attorneys in the area busy for a couple of decades. This is that shiteater that will sue you if your dog pisses in your yard, then he will stalk & harass you for months about it.

Anonymous

OHS

Valkyrie

Well dang! Looks like I missed more fun. I had a migraine and laid down around noon yesterday and now at 5am I’m back up and in fighting form. Only to see Lover Boy (3 dating sites, Oh how right I was with that title) has gone to ground.

I missed the Spandex picture but please allow me to say: Spandex is a privilege not a right!!
Also noticed a picture was linked to earlier and then taken down so that means this post and it’s comments is still be watched by the “Losers that be” so they can scrub the net. Too bad it doesn’t work that way.

One more thing and I’ll sit back and let y’all have the fun until my snark is called for again. Phillip Dale Mongress and Paul K. Wickre, a friendly MC (No, they’re really not) would like to know why you enjoy threatening women. Enjoy your rides in the future.

A Proud Infidel

@Valkyrie : “Spandex is a privilege, not a right!!” INDEED, I heartily agree with you and Bill (“Here’s Your Sign”)Engvall, who said “I BELIEVE that anyone wanting to purchase a thong or spandex should have to go through an application process first!”. After seeing Phillip Dale Monkress the snotweasel & Co., I think the same about people being allowed to reproduce!

A Proud Infidel

Yeah, DUI’s, Reckless Driving, Stalking,…. Any of those could cost a current GI their Confidential or Secret Clearances, and a TS/SCI? HELL YEAH, stuff like that could take it away! Maybe it’s because Philip Dale Monkress the snotweasel’s wife works in DC? I’m too lazy to search this thread right now….

A Proud Infidel

TEH STUPID side of the Force is perpetually strong in Phillip Dale Monkress the snotweasel!

Valkyrie

Proud – That’s one thing I was wondering. Since I’m not Military and have only very recently started reading about it (3 months) I’m not up the par on the in’s and out’s. So I was wondering don’t you have to have a clean criminal record to receive a security clearance? Neither Phil or Paul have a clean record, they’ve both got DUI’s with stalking and threatening police. How in the hell did they get clearance in the first place and how have they managed to keep it?

Ex-PH2

Someone blasted reveillie in my ear. I think it was Mikey.

Did I miss anythng last night? Or have the two villains of the piece retreated in despair?

If they have run for the treeline, they may still be capable of sniping and taking the odd shot, but last night, near midnight, I felt that they were both in retreat and it was safe to retire to my painted tent on the Plains of Barsoom.

That does not mean to imply that I think they are gone for good, just in retreat. They may turn and face us again. Never take a routed enemy for granted.

Fill me in on what (if anything) happened.

Ex-PH2

At least Wickre kept a spandex factory in business.

Valkyrie

Ex- I don’t think anything happened last night, just the regulars chatting about the “Losers that be”. I love nicknames!

Heidi

Wow quiet night, did they give up, hmmm

Ex-PH2

Good. I have other work to attend to. These two clowndogs have put me behind schedule, but never fear — I always endeavor to persevere.

Seriously, if I’m going to stay up past midnight, it should for good reasons: driving out scum, fighting off villains, repelling invaders, etc.

I think these two turd polishers don’t even deserve to be named ‘rats’. Rats have some kind of honor system. No, calling them rats is an insult to rats. Ditto for pigs.

Ex-PH2

To the curious wandering in here from the vast recesses of space known as the internet, go to the posts above and you will find that the two villains routed herein — Phillip Dale Monkress (google hit!@!) a/k/a Affenteil and Paul K. Wickre a/k/a the Wickre Man and Paula — have had multiple complaints filed against them with, and also by, law enforcement.

They may have money, but money evaporates like snow in the noonday sun when used unwisely.

We have something far better than money.

Frankly Opinionated

I spent yesterday evening in the company of active duty types, the sorts that these pansy assed posers try,(failingly), to emulate. As I looked at those who have received, (at the least), the CIB, I was reminded of shitstains like Phillip Dale Monkress, (and another entry for Goooooooooooooogle), and his associates.
When I see veterans of top level SPECOPS, MEN who were in the Mogudishu Somalia event, Heroes who made a combat jump into Panama, and wearing Purple Hearts earned, (NOT Bought), in Iraq, Afghanistan, etc.; these phony pukes get one more downgrade in my mind.
Monkeyshit has caused me to lose respect for the leadership of United States Military Veteran Motorcycle Club, that cannot be regained.

A_Proud_Infidel

Yes, Valkyrie, a Criminal Record will prevent one from getting a USG Security Clearance, but since Phillip Dale Monkress the snotweasel’s wife works in DC, that seems to have “Geased some wheels”. That really needs to be looked into, these days, a DUI will prevent anyone from being allowed to enlist or reenlist, let alone get or keep a Security Clearance!

NHSparky

Paul K. Wickre…a friendly reminder:

Spandex never lies, although sometimes you (we) wish it would.

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